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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
The first I’d REally Rather You Didn’t says:
I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.
Does that nopt count to other faiths? Hyporcisy be a evil bastion of the sea…..
The FSM is speading his noodles to places we thought he would never go.
Wawh waoh wait….
Theres words in Playboy?
Uhhh….. Flour, not Rice?
The Flying Spaghetti Monter’s orientation is a mystery to us, as it should be. And, if His Noodliness was gay, would that be a bad thing?
Just a thought.
FSMPN
@Dret
Dret, you talked about Satan strangling you in your sleep. This is actually a form of sleep paralysis, also known as the “old hag”. You experience it every night, only occasionally you will be conscious during this process, what you are feeling is your breathing rate slowing down (i.e. strangling), and hypnagogic imagery (i.e. hallucinations). Sleep paralysis is also attributed to many so called “alien abductions”.
Of course.. I just read Playboy for the articles..
May you forever be touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen.
May all your strippers be warm, piratey and taste like beer in the afterlife.
RAmen
Hoo-yah!!!
Aaarrgghh!
I’ve been exploring religion for over two-thirds of my life (yes I’m old enough to drink beer and taste strippers) and this has been the most entertaining one by far!!
Raaaaamen!
I think I’d prefer my strippers to taste like wine than beer.
How about it, Miss Heidi Marx? Can you hook me up?
We should all be thankful that many heathens will now hear the call of the FSM and be brought from mental slavery through the touch of his noodly appendage. Everybody buy Playboy now!.
Raaaamen! Bitchezzzz!!
Yet more proof that his pastaness is all around us.
All shalt bow before his mightiness.
I have been waiting my whole life to feel a oneness with the universe. The Church of FSM has done this for me. I have a mobile made with a hanger above my bed of the FSM. I dream of sauce and being hugged by many strands of pastaly love.
Have a blessed day.
Wow