Comments on: Missouri State University Pastafarians - FSM Chalking

By: dele-reeum

dele-reeum — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:00:42 +0000

how long should i boil his holy relics before it may be ready to be interpereted?

By: what to wear

what to wear — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:17:39 +0000

Patjuk you have just pointed one of my biggest problem with religion. For thousands of years people passed down the stories of the bible verbally. FSM has been around what 3-4 years and already people are misquoting him!!! who is to say adam and eve did not say it his noodly goodness. Who is to say god told adam you evolved over million of years and the story was shortened to I made you on the seventh day. Who is to say FSM told moses you really shoudn’t and he shortened it to you shall not

Jusymore proof of how humans screw up the holy words!!!

By: Paljuk

Paljuk — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:13:39 +0000

my bad.. it’s “I really wish you didn’t”

By: Paljuk

Paljuk — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:12:18 +0000

It’s not the “I really wish you don’ts” it’s the “I Really Wish You Wouldn’ts.”

By: Amandine the pastafarian

Amandine the pastafarian — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 13:33:02 +0000

Good job ! I think I’m going to spread the word in my university in France… The french students disserve to be touched by His noodly appendage too !

By: craig

craig — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:55:02 +0000

Obviously you havn’t read the “I Really Rather You Don’ts.”

By: The Ramen of Sacramento

The Ramen of Sacramento — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:43:31 +0000

1000 years from now, people are going to be burned and raped because of varying interpretations of His Noodlyness…

I hope we’re all ok with this…

RAmen.

By: okworo

okworo — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:42:00 +0000

i love u thanks

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:54:59 +0000

What a beautiful way to spread the love of his majesty, FSM. I have been touched again by his great noodleness.
rAmen

By: Zach

Zach — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 14:20:39 +0000

ok just so you all know this is a joke if you read the description of the book of pastafarianism it says it is a satire yes they put drawings of it but im am convinced that no one really believes this so yes read the book laff at it and read it again add it to you collection but dont get carried away and dont be like ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER at least dont to it seriously other than that you guys are great

three cheers for FSM

By: Touchstone

Touchstone — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:30:59 +0000

I live in arkansas which is in a bible belt, you cant say your athiest or even agnostic with people shoving their views down your throat, Im glad somone drew these wonderful chalkings. In my town They would have been arrested. All Hail the FSM.

By: Mamalama

Mamalama — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:51:41 +0000

I love the chalking. I feel all touched by noodley goodness inside. Imma do it myself once the snow is gone.

RAmen.

By: alex

alex — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:39:08 +0000

these guys are legends
are they pirates?

By: Kelti

Kelti — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:42:31 +0000

I didn’t understand what was going on. One day, I go to the University of Lethbridge, in Lethbridge Alberta, Canada, where I am in my first year, and see these strange chalk drawings all over campus…with the letters ‘FSM’ in them…They were everywhere! Someone finally explained it to me, and I was introduced to this strange new, and complex, and utterly ingenius world of pastafarianism. Way to go guys, this rocks.
Hail the Great FSM.
Kel

By: Seeker of the Truth

Seeker of the Truth — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:21:43 +0000

It has got to be working MSU beat Kansas.
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Missouri is the “Show Me” state and they are showing it.
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Way to go Mateys and Wenches.
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Hail the Great FSM.
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RAmen.

By: Sam

Sam — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:35:05 +0000

The leader of the Church of the FSM here at Missouri State recently had a debate with Brother Jed, one of those evangelical Christians with the signs that yells at everyone and tells them they’re going to hell. It was interesting.

By: Xak

Xak — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:16:48 +0000

absolutly beautiful! spread the knowledge of his noodleyness. the more fellow pastafarians we can save the better. this christian blasphemy has gone on long enough!! all praise the Flying Speghetti Monster. He is our God of truth! rAmen

By: Dose Dose Nuieve Brigade

Dose Dose Nuieve Brigade — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:08:42 +0000

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By: The Donkey From The Moon

The Donkey From The Moon — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:05:31 +0000

Ah, glad to see the pasta is workin’ its way all ’round the world….well…the North American world, and some of the European world, I guess all us Pastafarians need to do now is wait till we see the volcano, i almost feel sorry for many of those people who are published in the Hate Mail section, they only get stale beer and strippers with problems, i guess enlightenment cannot be had by all.

Heh, all things considered, i technically shouldnt be writing this (or ordering the gospel and maybe a shirt upon my next paycheck)…seeing as my mother happens to be an ordained Anglican minister…but i think any house guests get my position on religion…considering i have made many (later deemed heathen) arguments with some of the people in good-ole-mom’s congregation. All i need to say…is RAmen to the fact that the strippers will be clean when i arrive.

By: Wench Nikkiee

Wench Nikkiee — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:06:33 +0000

*Their answer is*