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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I live in the uk and Pastafarians are rare hear. i only know 1 other Pastafarian and we both get moked by non belevers. This sort of thing would reely help so any uk Pastafarians we need to SPRED THE WORD.
Tom.
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Myself, Alchemist and Booty are all in the UK.
F Gordon Dunn,
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People are always debating the shape of the universe, but the boundary is quite clearly concave and mirrored from the inside because everyone who tries to look outside it sees a giant version of themselves peering in.
I need to go buy some chalk.
rock on for the ones that chalked at M.S.U. i live not too far away in a smothering town of non-believing bible thumpers. nice to know we aren’t all like that.
I spotted my name whilst roaming the ‘net and wondered if it were being taken in vain. Inded not one of the first things I came acrss was one of my favorite quotes from Voltair—-”and man immeicately returned nte complemt.” So I hit “rprint– and now hve 17pages to scrutinize It is now 11:30 pm I’ll read about you tomorrow and sill woner about my (in name) alter ego.
Shouldn’t they be in full pirate garb to be preaching the faith?
My friend has led me to faith in his Great Noodleyness. I live in a world of Bible thumpers and never really like Christianity ways very much, and so was an agnostic.
But now it is decided. I am a member of the Chuch of FSM and will spread the word to all around me.
Welcome MukLuk!!
I’ve tried spreading the word of FSM in Denmark, but as far as I know, I’m still the only one..
At least alot of people eat pasta here…
I have been thinking about making a danish “fan site” or something.
oh.. and btw.. Mad John Kidd, if you wrote a new bible, I would definitely read it..
Bible V. 2.0
Author: Mad John Kidd
In stores now!!11one
Love you you all!
RAmen
Hello KTH!
There are some “mirror” sites, in Finland for example. In Flanders too: a collegue of mine started it to announce and organise his FSM procession, a couple of weeks ago. It’s called
http://www.pastafaris.org
In Australia too there is (or was) a site, but with apparently few activity. CoFSM should be promoted in other languages as well, but apart from a very dead “Languages other than English” section in the venganza forum, little has been done so far.
I’m from Missouri and I think it’s great that there are so many Pastafarians here! It’s so cool… Wonder when we’ll have a Church up and running to praise the Almighty FSM…
I love challenging fundies. Therefore I love the FSM. Is it faith? who knows. Maybe if you can prove to me the FSM wrote the numerical rules of the universe which is absolute truth which nothing, not even faith can defy, then call me a believer. But the fact that FSM Challenges those ideas is great. If you ever run accross a fundie that disagrees with your view, ask them the following question, “How many Jews, you know the ones who wrote the book Genisis, believe the earth was created in 7 days?”. I’m gussing youll find a staggering number of fundies never even spoke to a jew let alone bothered to find out what the whole of the jewish faith believes when it comes to their own book.
Oh yeah, to quote a Jew on the subject of creationism, “Whenever I hear someone tell me they believe the earth was created in 7 days, I reach in my pocket and pull out a fossil and I say ‘Fossils’, and if they continue their speech, I take the fossil and throw it, just over their head.”
@D to the M Oct 10th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
“How many Jews, you know the ones who wrote the book Genisis, believe the earth was created in 7 days?
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*Puts hand up jumping up and down*
The answer is……drumroll
“Did you know that Answers in Genesis has over 200 scientists who support the young earth world view”
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*waits for a lolly*
*Their answer is*
Ah, glad to see the pasta is workin’ its way all ’round the world….well…the North American world, and some of the European world, I guess all us Pastafarians need to do now is wait till we see the volcano, i almost feel sorry for many of those people who are published in the Hate Mail section, they only get stale beer and strippers with problems, i guess enlightenment cannot be had by all.
Heh, all things considered, i technically shouldnt be writing this (or ordering the gospel and maybe a shirt upon my next paycheck)…seeing as my mother happens to be an ordained Anglican minister…but i think any house guests get my position on religion…considering i have made many (later deemed heathen) arguments with some of the people in good-ole-mom’s congregation. All i need to say…is RAmen to the fact that the strippers will be clean when i arrive.
Greetings comerad! i had looked over your page on a link from a felow atheist website and became interested. first let me introduce our cause. We are the 229. 229? The february 29th brigade radical revolutionarys fighting humanatys (self) oppression and trying to fermilliarize the public of how they are being oppressed ( you dont have to be choaking to become a victim ) we also are big on trying to show the ignorance of the people through the media(which is accitually how this prodject was started). Created in new jersey and spread all though texas recentally introduced and blown tha fuck up in pennsylvania’s more eastern citys such as killadelphia and bethlehem. more fermilliar with the youth of the town there are meny dirrections this fountain of possiabilitys can go in, we would like to flash the oppertunity of participateing tward your direction, aswell we woul d like to encourperate your “prodject” with ours.to get off topic for a second the reason i feel there are so meny possibalitys with our prodject is that it can be taken seariously and not seariously. for example, ITS NAMED AFTER A DAY THAT DOSENT EXIST and they wear pink bandanas sooo it cant be taken seariously right? and thats where the media comes in to place for criminalizeing things that are unfermilliar with ethnic groups, the youth, and *minorities* AAAnyway Please respond!responces are nice and have a good day.
if your anymore interested you can scope out our Myspace
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