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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
That’s easy, when they first saw ribbit turds they thought they were tiny chocolate eggs .But since no other animals crap candy they said god did it for easter. And then they ate it, but it tasted like crap so they feed it to their kids,and when the kids complained that it tasted like crap,the parents told them that the easter bunny left it for them magicaly in the night and so the kids thought that was cool and ate it anyway.
Ohhhhhhh, so they were trying to turn their kids into mindless zombies too. It all makes so much sense now.
Some say that Santa is a closet Pastafarian, just checkout that huge belly as evidence. Others say that Santa Claus is really Satanta Claws, the evil spawn of Satan, who places mind-controlling devices in all the toys he gives to the childred of the world…well the fundi Xtian ones anyway. Still others maintain that Santa is a fat evil clown who is only in it for the milk and cookies…
Nice drawings. I’d run outside and do that right now if only it weren’t raining.
what? are you guys serious? this is a joke right? we eat pasta. see, man invented noodle. and so we eat them.
Stephen K Jan 2nd, 2007 at 7:10 pm
what? are you guys serious? this is a joke right? we eat pasta. see, man invented noodle. and so we eat them.
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You eat man? That can’t be right!
Let’s just say this. A flying spaghetti monster is about as logical as a magical dude in the sky.
nice i work at Northwest mo state university and i wish i would see that here.
“Cooking antioxidant rich foods impacts the amount of antioxidants your body absorbs in the process. Wild blueberries, for instance, are very high in antioxidants, but when cooked into a pie, most of the antioxidant potential dissipates. However, while fresh raw tomatoes contain a comparatively moderate level of antioxidants, their absorption values for antioxidants shoot up when cooked.”
From Ray Kurzweil at http://www.RayandTerry.com (for more complete science of patternism posts from RK, visit http://www.kurzweilai.net )
-Further evidence that the good FSM cares for all of his worshippers. He wants them to live longer, so he has given instilled common tomatoes with the “fountain of youth” that only exists when the blessed sacrament is properly prepared! His noondliness is all-knowing and all-sharing!
-Jake Witmer
I’m so happy now that I have found he that is all carbs
man this was gay u all could of come up with somethign better.
@john fowler
First off, there are newer posts to insult us on. You see I can clearly see that Penne posted on this thread, and while Penne is a former Noodly Defender of His Goodness, you should not want to post on a thread that old.
Second off, wtf? What sort of insult is that?
RAmen
john fowler Feb 5th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
man this was gay u all could of come up with somethign better.
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man like we tryed an stuf but all them damn oars keeped stickin up our butts an stuf.
it’s hard man. u got somthin not so gays as this?
@ john fowler
USE GRAMMAR!!!!!!!!!! it was gay? still happening. it is gay. and ya, its way gayer than a big guy up in the sky giving some guy “the kiss of life” maybe god has a few closets to open!
I just wanted to say that I read the article about you guys in the paper today while I was trying to get through a chapter in my evolution book…needless to say I had to put down the book as I was laughing my ass off as I read the article… So much so that I had to go outside as to not disturb the other classes that were going on at the time.
I just have one question; what is the Pastafarian stance towards the theory of evolution?
I understand that the Roman catholic church as well as many other religions have openly stated in writing that evolution is at no conflict with the belief system, although this doctrine is usually swept underneath the carpet in many local churches who would sooner burn me at the stake then accept the document written by Pope Pius XII, and again in 1996 by Pope John Paul II stating that “evolution is compatible with faith”.
I have spent some time with people from various faiths such as Scientology, Hare’ Krishna, Jewish, Catholic, Agnostic, Wiccan, Vampirism, and the Amish, and I would like to learn more about the Pastafarians. I do not like to make opinions without personal knowledge of the subject I am discussing, so when I say that there is no way in hell that scientologists could get me on a boat to cruise international waters while I attain the 40th level of the tone scale…besides I like toxins in my body…they keep me warm at night.
I seek not to build up evidence against your faith, that is unless you try to force me into a little room to watch a three hour video about the dangers of bodily toxins and numbing the very synapses of my brain with personality tests…I am not fond of tests…. I guess this makes me introverted neurotic..
Humbly yours,
Rick
P.S. Feel free to contact me at
Bleedingheart_liberal@hotmail.com
blaiz, i’m stuck here at nw mo too!! glad to hear i’m not alone. after this snow clears we should go do this in front of the union or something. i’ve already got some chalk!!
I have a long, thin, pale white rubbery stringy thing emerging about 3 inches out my ass. How can I tell whether it’s a Noodly sign from Its Thighness or a tapeworm?
It sounds like a condom to me but it could be a strap-on, either sent from above by the FSM or left behind from your boyfriend.
I havent seen it here but a quote I think from Voltaire ran somethng lke this
“So GOD crezated man in his own image.—!!! Voltairs says Hmmm ” and man imediately returned the complement”
I’m soooooooooooooooo doing this
with my friend
ofcourse
all we need now is chalk
muahahahaha
Ramen xxxx