81 Responses to “Missouri State University Pastafarians - FSM Chalking”

1. 1 - September 20th, 2006 at - ElmotheStoner Says:
   
   

   If I make one and take pictures do I get to be put on website?

2. 2 - October 13th, 2006 at - Taylor Bellamy Says:
   
   

   im from missouri and it makes me happy to see that not everyone here are god fearing hicks, cause thats all im surrounded by. it just makes me happy to see this! good job guys!

3. 3 - October 15th, 2006 at - Zenon lefner Says:
   
   

   as this is funny and quaint idea I have no real objection. I ,as many others did, found the humor coinsodental, the evidence undeniable, and the message deplorable. Huh?, so intellegent design has about as much proof as an intellegant gathering of noodles. Let’s not forget that the popular logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence theory begins with a spinning dot.

4. 4 - October 30th, 2006 at - Mike Meier Says:
   
   

   Rush FSM? Frat, Soroity, both, or neither?
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   Can pasta be Greek?

5. 5 - November 7th, 2006 at - the one Says:
   
   

   I have been spreading the word of the F. S. M. at my school and all who I have told want to join. How do I convert them? Long live the F.S.M.

6. 6 - November 7th, 2006 at - fsm 4 lyfe Says:
   
   

   ^_^/ go fsm

7. 7 - November 14th, 2006 at - nikkiee Says:
   
   

   A special place at the beer vocano for you guys.
   RAmen

8. 8 - November 25th, 2006 at - Dave Says:
   
   

   † YOU ALL NEED CHRIST!

9. 9 - November 25th, 2006 at - gill Says:
   
   

   You need a sence of humor. (How do you get those little cross things in your post, anyway?)

10. 10 - November 25th, 2006 at - TRIX Says:
    
    

    @gill,
    the dagger is “Dagger” Unicode 2020, ALT+0134
    wish there was an upside down cross. oh well, EAT DOUBLE CROSS!!! ->‡

11. 11 - November 25th, 2006 at - Mad John Kidd Says:
    
    

    Thanks Dave, but we prefer the wisdom of our Noodly Lord, the beer volcano…and the strippers, of course. And though I’ve never seen Jesus there myself, I hear tell that he has been a frequent visitor as well.

    RAmen

12. 12 - November 25th, 2006 at - Just Guess Says:
    
    

    @Dave
    Sorry, but I don’t worship zombies.

13. 13 - November 25th, 2006 at - Mad John Kidd Says:
    
    

    Gather round my childreds while I tell you the tale of little baby jebus. You see, once upon a time ago, there was this dude named Joseph who was at first very angry that his virgin wife Mary was pregnant but when she explained that it was the lord god jehovah who knocked her up…well he was down with that. The little baby jebus was born in a hog trough under a big star because his parents were too cheap to rent a room. And then these three Iranians came and gave him some presents to prove he was the little baby jebus.

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    So then he wanted to be a dressmaker but his father told him that was no job for a real man and forced him to become a carpenter. But he wasn’t a very good carpenter so Joseph destroyed all of his hindiwork so the evil scientists of the future wouldn’t find them and say, “Damn, he sure wasn’t a very good carpenter.”

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    So then he ran away from home and started a gang of dashing young brutes. Then he knocked up this prostitute named Mary because everyone thought he was gay. They all pranced around the holy land spreading the word…errmm…I forget what the word was…but I’m sure it was a good one.

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    And then the Romans came and told everyone that it was a really bad word and they were going to make him go stand in the corner. So then his gang threw a toga party to celebrate and little baby jebus got so wasted he told everyone to eat him and to drink his blood. Then the people said, “No baby jebus we don’t want to be flesh-eating blood-sucking cannibals.” But the little baby jebus said, “Do what I tell you or my dady jehovah will make you burn in hell forever.” And they said, “But dude, your dady is Joseph.” But little baby jebus said, “That’s not important right now.” So they did…become cannibals, I mean.

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    And then the Romans nailed him to a tree for turning his flock of followers into cannibals. But do not cry my childreds because he was res…rezer…restorectumed from the grave. Thus my childreds is the sory of how the little baby jebus became the zombie on a stick we all know and love. At least until all us retarded crack-smoking assclown Pastafarians came along and spoiled all the fun.

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    RAmen and pass the Parmesan

14. 14 - November 25th, 2006 at - TRIX Says:
    
    

    @MJK,
    I LOL’ed so hard, I LMAO. :D I Hate AIMspeek

15. 15 - November 26th, 2006 at - Mad John Kidd Says:
    
    

    Now I know what you are going to say. What happened to the prostitute Mary that little baby jebus knocked up? Well, there are those who say that she bolted and made for France with the little man in the boat. While others say that it was judas that jebus paid to do it so he could take all the credit. And still others say that it never happened, that jebus was in denial, and I don’t mean the river. Guess that’s one of those great mysteries of life that we may never know.

    RAmen

16. 16 - November 26th, 2006 at - Mad John Kidd Says:
    
    

    So fear not, my fellow Pastafarians, the little baby jebus is not so different from our Noodly Hero the FSM. It is the fundies who refuse to admit that their god could be modeled after ours. He wants us to consume the mound of pasta that is His body and slurp of the marinara which is His blood. May He fill our souls with the warmth of His Noodly Goodness. For with food comes warmth. With warmth comes hope. And with hope all things are possible.

    RAmen

17. 17 - November 26th, 2006 at - Just Guess Says:
    
    

    If you think about it, Mary was probably a fundamentalist. She uses God as a tool to explain away problems all the time. The confrontation between Joseph and Mary probably went something like this.
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    Joseph: Mary, how could you? I’m your husband, but we haven’t even slept together yet and now you’re pregnant? Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t have you stoned to death.
    Mary:ummmmm… God did it?

18. 18 - November 26th, 2006 at - Mad John Kidd Says:
    
    

    The beauty of Scripture is that one may interpret as one chooses. As our prophet bobby has pointed out, we are made in His image so our imperfections are but a reflection of His Noodliness.

    RAmen

19. 19 - November 26th, 2006 at - Penne Says:
    
    

    Very nice,now in the spirt of the season, perhaps you could explain where or how all them there xmas traditions came to be?

20. 20 - November 26th, 2006 at - Just Guess Says:
    
    

    They stole them from the pagans of course. But what exactly symbols of fertility like rabbits and eggs have to do with Jesus becoming a zombie I’ll never understand.

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