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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
If I make one and take pictures do I get to be put on website?
im from missouri and it makes me happy to see that not everyone here are god fearing hicks, cause thats all im surrounded by. it just makes me happy to see this! good job guys!
as this is funny and quaint idea I have no real objection. I ,as many others did, found the humor coinsodental, the evidence undeniable, and the message deplorable. Huh?, so intellegent design has about as much proof as an intellegant gathering of noodles. Let’s not forget that the popular logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence theory begins with a spinning dot.
Rush FSM? Frat, Soroity, both, or neither?
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Can pasta be Greek?
I have been spreading the word of the F. S. M. at my school and all who I have told want to join. How do I convert them? Long live the F.S.M.
^_^/ go fsm
A special place at the beer vocano for you guys.
RAmen
†YOU ALL NEED CHRIST!
You need a sence of humor. (How do you get those little cross things in your post, anyway?)
@gill,
the dagger is “Dagger” Unicode 2020, ALT+0134
wish there was an upside down cross. oh well, EAT DOUBLE CROSS!!! ->‡
Thanks Dave, but we prefer the wisdom of our Noodly Lord, the beer volcano…and the strippers, of course. And though I’ve never seen Jesus there myself, I hear tell that he has been a frequent visitor as well.
RAmen
@Dave
Sorry, but I don’t worship zombies.
Gather round my childreds while I tell you the tale of little baby jebus. You see, once upon a time ago, there was this dude named Joseph who was at first very angry that his virgin wife Mary was pregnant but when she explained that it was the lord god jehovah who knocked her up…well he was down with that. The little baby jebus was born in a hog trough under a big star because his parents were too cheap to rent a room. And then these three Iranians came and gave him some presents to prove he was the little baby jebus.
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So then he wanted to be a dressmaker but his father told him that was no job for a real man and forced him to become a carpenter. But he wasn’t a very good carpenter so Joseph destroyed all of his hindiwork so the evil scientists of the future wouldn’t find them and say, “Damn, he sure wasn’t a very good carpenter.”
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So then he ran away from home and started a gang of dashing young brutes. Then he knocked up this prostitute named Mary because everyone thought he was gay. They all pranced around the holy land spreading the word…errmm…I forget what the word was…but I’m sure it was a good one.
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And then the Romans came and told everyone that it was a really bad word and they were going to make him go stand in the corner. So then his gang threw a toga party to celebrate and little baby jebus got so wasted he told everyone to eat him and to drink his blood. Then the people said, “No baby jebus we don’t want to be flesh-eating blood-sucking cannibals.” But the little baby jebus said, “Do what I tell you or my dady jehovah will make you burn in hell forever.” And they said, “But dude, your dady is Joseph.” But little baby jebus said, “That’s not important right now.” So they did…become cannibals, I mean.
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And then the Romans nailed him to a tree for turning his flock of followers into cannibals. But do not cry my childreds because he was res…rezer…restorectumed from the grave. Thus my childreds is the sory of how the little baby jebus became the zombie on a stick we all know and love. At least until all us retarded crack-smoking assclown Pastafarians came along and spoiled all the fun.
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RAmen and pass the Parmesan
@MJK,
I LOL’ed so hard, I LMAO. :D I Hate AIMspeek
Now I know what you are going to say. What happened to the prostitute Mary that little baby jebus knocked up? Well, there are those who say that she bolted and made for France with the little man in the boat. While others say that it was judas that jebus paid to do it so he could take all the credit. And still others say that it never happened, that jebus was in denial, and I don’t mean the river. Guess that’s one of those great mysteries of life that we may never know.
RAmen
So fear not, my fellow Pastafarians, the little baby jebus is not so different from our Noodly Hero the FSM. It is the fundies who refuse to admit that their god could be modeled after ours. He wants us to consume the mound of pasta that is His body and slurp of the marinara which is His blood. May He fill our souls with the warmth of His Noodly Goodness. For with food comes warmth. With warmth comes hope. And with hope all things are possible.
RAmen
If you think about it, Mary was probably a fundamentalist. She uses God as a tool to explain away problems all the time. The confrontation between Joseph and Mary probably went something like this.
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Joseph: Mary, how could you? I’m your husband, but we haven’t even slept together yet and now you’re pregnant? Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t have you stoned to death.
Mary:ummmmm… God did it?
The beauty of Scripture is that one may interpret as one chooses. As our prophet bobby has pointed out, we are made in His image so our imperfections are but a reflection of His Noodliness.
RAmen
Very nice,now in the spirt of the season, perhaps you could explain where or how all them there xmas traditions came to be?
They stole them from the pagans of course. But what exactly symbols of fertility like rabbits and eggs have to do with Jesus becoming a zombie I’ll never understand.
That’s easy, when they first saw ribbit turds they thought they were tiny chocolate eggs .But since no other animals crap candy they said god did it for easter. And then they ate it, but it tasted like crap so they feed it to their kids,and when the kids complained that it tasted like crap,the parents told them that the easter bunny left it for them magicaly in the night and so the kids thought that was cool and ate it anyway.
Ohhhhhhh, so they were trying to turn their kids into mindless zombies too. It all makes so much sense now.
Some say that Santa is a closet Pastafarian, just checkout that huge belly as evidence. Others say that Santa Claus is really Satanta Claws, the evil spawn of Satan, who places mind-controlling devices in all the toys he gives to the childred of the world…well the fundi Xtian ones anyway. Still others maintain that Santa is a fat evil clown who is only in it for the milk and cookies…
Nice drawings. I’d run outside and do that right now if only it weren’t raining.
what? are you guys serious? this is a joke right? we eat pasta. see, man invented noodle. and so we eat them.
Stephen K Jan 2nd, 2007 at 7:10 pm
what? are you guys serious? this is a joke right? we eat pasta. see, man invented noodle. and so we eat them.
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You eat man? That can’t be right!
Let’s just say this. A flying spaghetti monster is about as logical as a magical dude in the sky.
nice i work at Northwest mo state university and i wish i would see that here.
“Cooking antioxidant rich foods impacts the amount of antioxidants your body absorbs in the process. Wild blueberries, for instance, are very high in antioxidants, but when cooked into a pie, most of the antioxidant potential dissipates. However, while fresh raw tomatoes contain a comparatively moderate level of antioxidants, their absorption values for antioxidants shoot up when cooked.”
From Ray Kurzweil at http://www.RayandTerry.com (for more complete science of patternism posts from RK, visit http://www.kurzweilai.net )
-Further evidence that the good FSM cares for all of his worshippers. He wants them to live longer, so he has given instilled common tomatoes with the “fountain of youth” that only exists when the blessed sacrament is properly prepared! His noondliness is all-knowing and all-sharing!
-Jake Witmer
I’m so happy now that I have found he that is all carbs
man this was gay u all could of come up with somethign better.
@john fowler
First off, there are newer posts to insult us on. You see I can clearly see that Penne posted on this thread, and while Penne is a former Noodly Defender of His Goodness, you should not want to post on a thread that old.
Second off, wtf? What sort of insult is that?
RAmen
john fowler Feb 5th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
man this was gay u all could of come up with somethign better.
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man like we tryed an stuf but all them damn oars keeped stickin up our butts an stuf.
it’s hard man. u got somthin not so gays as this?
@ john fowler
USE GRAMMAR!!!!!!!!!! it was gay? still happening. it is gay. and ya, its way gayer than a big guy up in the sky giving some guy “the kiss of life” maybe god has a few closets to open!
I just wanted to say that I read the article about you guys in the paper today while I was trying to get through a chapter in my evolution book…needless to say I had to put down the book as I was laughing my ass off as I read the article… So much so that I had to go outside as to not disturb the other classes that were going on at the time.
I just have one question; what is the Pastafarian stance towards the theory of evolution?
I understand that the Roman catholic church as well as many other religions have openly stated in writing that evolution is at no conflict with the belief system, although this doctrine is usually swept underneath the carpet in many local churches who would sooner burn me at the stake then accept the document written by Pope Pius XII, and again in 1996 by Pope John Paul II stating that “evolution is compatible with faith”.
I have spent some time with people from various faiths such as Scientology, Hare’ Krishna, Jewish, Catholic, Agnostic, Wiccan, Vampirism, and the Amish, and I would like to learn more about the Pastafarians. I do not like to make opinions without personal knowledge of the subject I am discussing, so when I say that there is no way in hell that scientologists could get me on a boat to cruise international waters while I attain the 40th level of the tone scale…besides I like toxins in my body…they keep me warm at night.
I seek not to build up evidence against your faith, that is unless you try to force me into a little room to watch a three hour video about the dangers of bodily toxins and numbing the very synapses of my brain with personality tests…I am not fond of tests…. I guess this makes me introverted neurotic..
Humbly yours,
Rick
P.S. Feel free to contact me at
Bleedingheart_liberal@hotmail.com
blaiz, i’m stuck here at nw mo too!! glad to hear i’m not alone. after this snow clears we should go do this in front of the union or something. i’ve already got some chalk!!
I have a long, thin, pale white rubbery stringy thing emerging about 3 inches out my ass. How can I tell whether it’s a Noodly sign from Its Thighness or a tapeworm?
It sounds like a condom to me but it could be a strap-on, either sent from above by the FSM or left behind from your boyfriend.
I havent seen it here but a quote I think from Voltaire ran somethng lke this
“So GOD crezated man in his own image.—!!! Voltairs says Hmmm ” and man imediately returned the complement”
I’m soooooooooooooooo doing this
with my friend
ofcourse
all we need now is chalk
muahahahaha
Ramen xxxx
I live in the uk and Pastafarians are rare hear. i only know 1 other Pastafarian and we both get moked by non belevers. This sort of thing would reely help so any uk Pastafarians we need to SPRED THE WORD.
Tom.
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Myself, Alchemist and Booty are all in the UK.
F Gordon Dunn,
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People are always debating the shape of the universe, but the boundary is quite clearly concave and mirrored from the inside because everyone who tries to look outside it sees a giant version of themselves peering in.
I need to go buy some chalk.
rock on for the ones that chalked at M.S.U. i live not too far away in a smothering town of non-believing bible thumpers. nice to know we aren’t all like that.
I spotted my name whilst roaming the ‘net and wondered if it were being taken in vain. Inded not one of the first things I came acrss was one of my favorite quotes from Voltair—-”and man immeicately returned nte complemt.” So I hit “rprint– and now hve 17pages to scrutinize It is now 11:30 pm I’ll read about you tomorrow and sill woner about my (in name) alter ego.
Shouldn’t they be in full pirate garb to be preaching the faith?
My friend has led me to faith in his Great Noodleyness. I live in a world of Bible thumpers and never really like Christianity ways very much, and so was an agnostic.
But now it is decided. I am a member of the Chuch of FSM and will spread the word to all around me.
Welcome MukLuk!!
I’ve tried spreading the word of FSM in Denmark, but as far as I know, I’m still the only one..
At least alot of people eat pasta here…
I have been thinking about making a danish “fan site” or something.
oh.. and btw.. Mad John Kidd, if you wrote a new bible, I would definitely read it..
Bible V. 2.0
Author: Mad John Kidd
In stores now!!11one
Love you you all!
RAmen
Hello KTH!
There are some “mirror” sites, in Finland for example. In Flanders too: a collegue of mine started it to announce and organise his FSM procession, a couple of weeks ago. It’s called
http://www.pastafaris.org
In Australia too there is (or was) a site, but with apparently few activity. CoFSM should be promoted in other languages as well, but apart from a very dead “Languages other than English” section in the venganza forum, little has been done so far.
I’m from Missouri and I think it’s great that there are so many Pastafarians here! It’s so cool… Wonder when we’ll have a Church up and running to praise the Almighty FSM…
I love challenging fundies. Therefore I love the FSM. Is it faith? who knows. Maybe if you can prove to me the FSM wrote the numerical rules of the universe which is absolute truth which nothing, not even faith can defy, then call me a believer. But the fact that FSM Challenges those ideas is great. If you ever run accross a fundie that disagrees with your view, ask them the following question, “How many Jews, you know the ones who wrote the book Genisis, believe the earth was created in 7 days?”. I’m gussing youll find a staggering number of fundies never even spoke to a jew let alone bothered to find out what the whole of the jewish faith believes when it comes to their own book.
Oh yeah, to quote a Jew on the subject of creationism, “Whenever I hear someone tell me they believe the earth was created in 7 days, I reach in my pocket and pull out a fossil and I say ‘Fossils’, and if they continue their speech, I take the fossil and throw it, just over their head.”
@D to the M Oct 10th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
“How many Jews, you know the ones who wrote the book Genisis, believe the earth was created in 7 days?
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*Puts hand up jumping up and down*
The answer is……drumroll
“Did you know that Answers in Genesis has over 200 scientists who support the young earth world view”
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*waits for a lolly*
*Their answer is*
Ah, glad to see the pasta is workin’ its way all ’round the world….well…the North American world, and some of the European world, I guess all us Pastafarians need to do now is wait till we see the volcano, i almost feel sorry for many of those people who are published in the Hate Mail section, they only get stale beer and strippers with problems, i guess enlightenment cannot be had by all.
Heh, all things considered, i technically shouldnt be writing this (or ordering the gospel and maybe a shirt upon my next paycheck)…seeing as my mother happens to be an ordained Anglican minister…but i think any house guests get my position on religion…considering i have made many (later deemed heathen) arguments with some of the people in good-ole-mom’s congregation. All i need to say…is RAmen to the fact that the strippers will be clean when i arrive.
Greetings comerad! i had looked over your page on a link from a felow atheist website and became interested. first let me introduce our cause. We are the 229. 229? The february 29th brigade radical revolutionarys fighting humanatys (self) oppression and trying to fermilliarize the public of how they are being oppressed ( you dont have to be choaking to become a victim ) we also are big on trying to show the ignorance of the people through the media(which is accitually how this prodject was started). Created in new jersey and spread all though texas recentally introduced and blown tha fuck up in pennsylvania’s more eastern citys such as killadelphia and bethlehem. more fermilliar with the youth of the town there are meny dirrections this fountain of possiabilitys can go in, we would like to flash the oppertunity of participateing tward your direction, aswell we woul d like to encourperate your “prodject” with ours.to get off topic for a second the reason i feel there are so meny possibalitys with our prodject is that it can be taken seariously and not seariously. for example, ITS NAMED AFTER A DAY THAT DOSENT EXIST and they wear pink bandanas sooo it cant be taken seariously right? and thats where the media comes in to place for criminalizeing things that are unfermilliar with ethnic groups, the youth, and *minorities* AAAnyway Please respond!responces are nice and have a good day.
if your anymore interested you can scope out our Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/dosedosenuevebragada
229 FUCK PRIMARY COLORS!
FUCK HUMANS SELF OPPRESSION
START WORKING FOR YOUR OWN KIND (HUMANS)
absolutly beautiful! spread the knowledge of his noodleyness. the more fellow pastafarians we can save the better. this christian blasphemy has gone on long enough!! all praise the Flying Speghetti Monster. He is our God of truth! rAmen
The leader of the Church of the FSM here at Missouri State recently had a debate with Brother Jed, one of those evangelical Christians with the signs that yells at everyone and tells them they’re going to hell. It was interesting.
It has got to be working MSU beat Kansas.
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Missouri is the “Show Me” state and they are showing it.
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Way to go Mateys and Wenches.
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Hail the Great FSM.
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RAmen.
I didn’t understand what was going on. One day, I go to the University of Lethbridge, in Lethbridge Alberta, Canada, where I am in my first year, and see these strange chalk drawings all over campus…with the letters ‘FSM’ in them…They were everywhere! Someone finally explained it to me, and I was introduced to this strange new, and complex, and utterly ingenius world of pastafarianism. Way to go guys, this rocks.
Hail the Great FSM.
Kel
these guys are legends
are they pirates?
I love the chalking. I feel all touched by noodley goodness inside. Imma do it myself once the snow is gone.
RAmen.
I live in arkansas which is in a bible belt, you cant say your athiest or even agnostic with people shoving their views down your throat, Im glad somone drew these wonderful chalkings. In my town They would have been arrested. All Hail the FSM.
ok just so you all know this is a joke if you read the description of the book of pastafarianism it says it is a satire yes they put drawings of it but im am convinced that no one really believes this so yes read the book laff at it and read it again add it to you collection but dont get carried away and dont be like ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER at least dont to it seriously other than that you guys are great
three cheers for FSM
What a beautiful way to spread the love of his majesty, FSM. I have been touched again by his great noodleness.
rAmen
i love u thanks
1000 years from now, people are going to be burned and raped because of varying interpretations of His Noodlyness…
I hope we’re all ok with this…
RAmen.
Obviously you havn’t read the “I Really Rather You Don’ts.”
Good job ! I think I’m going to spread the word in my university in France… The french students disserve to be touched by His noodly appendage too !
It’s not the “I really wish you don’ts” it’s the “I Really Wish You Wouldn’ts.”
my bad.. it’s “I really wish you didn’t”
Patjuk you have just pointed one of my biggest problem with religion. For thousands of years people passed down the stories of the bible verbally. FSM has been around what 3-4 years and already people are misquoting him!!! who is to say adam and eve did not say it his noodly goodness. Who is to say god told adam you evolved over million of years and the story was shortened to I made you on the seventh day. Who is to say FSM told moses you really shoudn’t and he shortened it to you shall not
Jusymore proof of how humans screw up the holy words!!!
how long should i boil his holy relics before it may be ready to be interpereted?