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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
absolutly beautiful! spread the knowledge of his noodleyness. the more fellow pastafarians we can save the better. this christian blasphemy has gone on long enough!! all praise the Flying Speghetti Monster. He is our God of truth! rAmen
The leader of the Church of the FSM here at Missouri State recently had a debate with Brother Jed, one of those evangelical Christians with the signs that yells at everyone and tells them they’re going to hell. It was interesting.
It has got to be working MSU beat Kansas.
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Missouri is the “Show Me” state and they are showing it.
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Way to go Mateys and Wenches.
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Hail the Great FSM.
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RAmen.
I didn’t understand what was going on. One day, I go to the University of Lethbridge, in Lethbridge Alberta, Canada, where I am in my first year, and see these strange chalk drawings all over campus…with the letters ‘FSM’ in them…They were everywhere! Someone finally explained it to me, and I was introduced to this strange new, and complex, and utterly ingenius world of pastafarianism. Way to go guys, this rocks.
Hail the Great FSM.
Kel
these guys are legends
are they pirates?
I love the chalking. I feel all touched by noodley goodness inside. Imma do it myself once the snow is gone.
RAmen.
I live in arkansas which is in a bible belt, you cant say your athiest or even agnostic with people shoving their views down your throat, Im glad somone drew these wonderful chalkings. In my town They would have been arrested. All Hail the FSM.
ok just so you all know this is a joke if you read the description of the book of pastafarianism it says it is a satire yes they put drawings of it but im am convinced that no one really believes this so yes read the book laff at it and read it again add it to you collection but dont get carried away and dont be like ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER at least dont to it seriously other than that you guys are great
three cheers for FSM
What a beautiful way to spread the love of his majesty, FSM. I have been touched again by his great noodleness.
rAmen
i love u thanks
1000 years from now, people are going to be burned and raped because of varying interpretations of His Noodlyness…
I hope we’re all ok with this…
RAmen.
Obviously you havn’t read the “I Really Rather You Don’ts.”
Good job ! I think I’m going to spread the word in my university in France… The french students disserve to be touched by His noodly appendage too !
It’s not the “I really wish you don’ts” it’s the “I Really Wish You Wouldn’ts.”
my bad.. it’s “I really wish you didn’t”
Patjuk you have just pointed one of my biggest problem with religion. For thousands of years people passed down the stories of the bible verbally. FSM has been around what 3-4 years and already people are misquoting him!!! who is to say adam and eve did not say it his noodly goodness. Who is to say god told adam you evolved over million of years and the story was shortened to I made you on the seventh day. Who is to say FSM told moses you really shoudn’t and he shortened it to you shall not
Jusymore proof of how humans screw up the holy words!!!
how long should i boil his holy relics before it may be ready to be interpereted?