Comments on: Alex Mellnic – FSM Preacher http://www.venganza.org Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:02:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Jeffrey the free and intelligent THINKER http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-884939 Jeffrey the free and intelligent THINKER Fri, 09 Oct 2009 08:58:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-884939 @ha. You are full of yourself. COFSM is no more or less a joke than any other religion! It is not about having nothing to do, its CLEARLY and pointedly about FREEDOM AND TRUTH and about resisting the hateful oppression dished out by the so called religion "christianity", which, itself is a complete joke. "christians" claim to follow the teachings of the prophet by the name of Jesus Christ, however, most so called "christians" actually are completely ignorant of the teachings of Jesus Christ! Instead, they laud the teachings of "the bible" which, is 99% NOT about the teachings of the prophet Jesus Christ. In fact, "christians" consistently justify war and hatred through the teachings of "the bible"! We all know that the prophet Jesus Christ was completely AGAINST war, hatred, violence and oppression! Now that that's out of the way, let me follow up by saying that every religion on Earth was made up by human beings. Judaism (Jews) was started by a MAN named Prophet Ibrahim (Translated, nay decayed into the americanized "Abraham")! Islam (Muslims) was started by a MAN named Prophet Muhammad Ibn ‘Abdullāh! Christianity (Christians) was started by a MAN named Prophet Jesus Christ! Confucianism (Confucianists) was started by a MAN named Prophet Kǒng Fūzǐ (A.K.A K'ung-fu-tzu A.K.A. Confucius)! Buddhism (Buddhists) was started by a MAN named Prophet Siddhartha Gautama (A.K.A Buddha, more accurately, Gautama Buddha)! Last but not least, the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (A.K.A. Pastafarianism)(Pastafarians) was started by a MAN named Prophet Bobby Henderson (A.K.A. Bobby Henderson)! Now then, instead of blindly following the crap spewed forth by preachers, I actually STUDY religion as a whole. I have my whole life, in a constant, ceaseless pursuit of TRUTH. So, feel free to argue with any of my valid, PROVABLE points, but only if you have something REAL to say, instead of just mindlessly bashing things you do not understand! Pastafarianism has more followers than your ignorant mouth (or fingers, seeing as how you typed out your ignorance)! For those of you reading this, I apologize for the lengthy rant, but this guy really offended my very REAL intelligence! Now excuse me while I go outside and watch a probe crash into the moon so the dust plume can be spectroanalysed by intelligent NASA scientists (who actually know what the f*ck they are talking about)! May the great mother whose name is Universe bless you all! ...and by the way: RAmen! @ha. You are full of yourself. COFSM is no more or less a joke than any other religion! It is not about having nothing to do, its CLEARLY and pointedly about FREEDOM AND TRUTH and about resisting the hateful oppression dished out by the so called religion “christianity”, which, itself is a complete joke. “christians” claim to follow the teachings of the prophet by the name of Jesus Christ, however, most so called “christians” actually are completely ignorant of the teachings of Jesus Christ! Instead, they laud the teachings of “the bible” which, is 99% NOT about the teachings of the prophet Jesus Christ. In fact, “christians” consistently justify war and hatred through the teachings of “the bible”! We all know that the prophet Jesus Christ was completely AGAINST war, hatred, violence and oppression!

Now that that’s out of the way, let me follow up by saying that every religion on Earth was made up by human beings. Judaism (Jews) was started by a MAN named Prophet Ibrahim (Translated, nay decayed into the americanized “Abraham”)! Islam (Muslims) was started by a MAN named Prophet Muhammad Ibn ‘Abdullāh! Christianity (Christians) was started by a MAN named Prophet Jesus Christ! Confucianism (Confucianists) was started by a MAN named Prophet Kǒng Fūzǐ (A.K.A K’ung-fu-tzu A.K.A. Confucius)! Buddhism (Buddhists) was started by a MAN named Prophet Siddhartha Gautama (A.K.A Buddha, more accurately, Gautama Buddha)! Last but not least, the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (A.K.A. Pastafarianism)(Pastafarians) was started by a MAN named Prophet Bobby Henderson (A.K.A. Bobby Henderson)!

Now then, instead of blindly following the crap spewed forth by preachers, I actually STUDY religion as a whole. I have my whole life, in a constant, ceaseless pursuit of TRUTH. So, feel free to argue with any of my valid, PROVABLE points, but only if you have something REAL to say, instead of just mindlessly bashing things you do not understand! Pastafarianism has more followers than your ignorant mouth (or fingers, seeing as how you typed out your ignorance)!

For those of you reading this, I apologize for the lengthy rant, but this guy really offended my very REAL intelligence! Now excuse me while I go outside and watch a probe crash into the moon so the dust plume can be spectroanalysed by intelligent NASA scientists (who actually know what the f*ck they are talking about)!

May the great mother whose name is Universe bless you all! …and by the way: RAmen!

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]]> By: ha.. http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-879762 ha.. Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:55:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-879762 I find this religion to be a Joke.... you all's have nothing better to do with yourselfs.... than to swear and make up a false religion..... I find this religion to be a Joke…. you all’s have nothing better to do with yourselfs…. than to swear and make up a false religion…..

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]]> By: Bowa http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-879258 Bowa Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:00:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-879258 Hey, another dutch pastafarian over here... i didn't know there where that many pastafarians in holland... spreading the word in Groningen ( and i've already converted about 20 people) Happy talk like a pirate day tomorrow!!! rAMEN Hey, another dutch pastafarian over here… i didn’t know there where that many pastafarians in holland…

spreading the word in Groningen ( and i’ve already converted about 20 people)
Happy talk like a pirate day tomorrow!!!

rAMEN

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]]> By: Rhuin http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-724107 Rhuin Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:29:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-724107 I have to do a study on new religous movements for sociology and I couldn't resist picking this :D I think my tutor will hate me... I have to do a study on new religous movements for sociology and I couldn’t resist picking this :D

I think my tutor will hate me…

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]]> By: piem http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-658897 piem Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:20:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-658897 As a belgian pastafarian, I have to protest against the name of the beer of our paradise. "Lefe brun" does not exist. " Leffe brune " is delicious and will be a pleasure forever...and ever. Ramen. As a belgian pastafarian, I have to protest against the name of the beer of our paradise. “Lefe brun” does not exist. ” Leffe brune ” is delicious and will be a pleasure forever…and ever.
Ramen.

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]]> By: mackenzie http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-658146 mackenzie Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:28:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-658146 so i was thinking of making flyers and handing them out at school and on haloween as like "treats" what you think so i was thinking of making flyers and handing them out at school and on haloween as like “treats” what you think

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]]> By: jacko http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-579303 jacko Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:58:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-579303 whoooooooooooo dis is da best religion eva, i have spent the past year preaching to da school. i have converted half year seven already, u rock alex whoooooooooooo dis is da best religion eva, i have spent the past year preaching to da school. i have converted half year seven already, u rock alex

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]]> By: Azu http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-539841 Azu Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:47:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-539841 wow, so i was at inciclopedia (a spanish parody of wikiwiki) when i saw the defifition of God, and quotes about Monesvol and a picture of what at the time seemed to me like a spaghetti ball with eyes, and i found out about this. ive been reading about fsm for about an hour and a half, my eyes hurt, and my shows gonna start soon :), but this all seems extremely awesome. the bad news? us chilangos (ppl who live in mexico city) are idiots, no ones gonna buy this and all ill get if i follow this wonderful individuals example is an unwanted spot on the news, my neihbors (sp?) laughing at me, ppl on the street looking at me funny, my mom hating me for the rest of my life for not being catholic and whatnot, but im sure ill find some friends who will be willing to convert themselves to the pastafarian religion :) byebye RAmen~! ps, im a girl, how can i get pirate clothes? ;_; wow, so i was at inciclopedia (a spanish parody of wikiwiki) when i saw the defifition of God, and quotes about Monesvol and a picture of what at the time seemed to me like a spaghetti ball with eyes, and i found out about this. ive been reading about fsm for about an hour and a half, my eyes hurt, and my shows gonna start soon :), but this all seems extremely awesome. the bad news? us chilangos (ppl who live in mexico city) are idiots, no ones gonna buy this and all ill get if i follow this wonderful individuals example is an unwanted spot on the news, my neihbors (sp?) laughing at me, ppl on the street looking at me funny, my mom hating me for the rest of my life for not being catholic and whatnot, but im sure ill find some friends who will be willing to convert themselves to the pastafarian religion :)
byebye
RAmen~!
ps, im a girl, how can i get pirate clothes? ;_;

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]]> By: James http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-499484 James Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:00:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-499484 Hi. i think the god exists. I had a vission of the god coming to my hometown, washington. It came to gorge bush and riped hishead off with its arms. I dont think you will remember me but i was that guy who came up to you asking if the fsm existed. ever since that day i have been having expirences of spageti flying and talking to me. I have even met a new 'spieces' of spageti people. They live in hiding in fear that society will eat them up. I have an italian friend called Enrique who claims he will eat the fsm if he ever see's him. Please, try and help convert him. Here is his email adress Enrique__hotie323@hotmail.co.uk. Thankyou for converting me into tomorows next biggest religion. Let the fsm live on forever in our hearts and all u haters, FUCK OFF. It exists and get over you're self. The fsm is as real as the elephant headed boy in that other religion. Thankyou James Hi. i think the god exists. I had a vission of the god coming to my hometown, washington. It came to gorge bush and riped hishead off with its arms. I dont think you will remember me but i was that guy who came up to you asking if the fsm existed. ever since that day i have been having expirences of spageti flying and talking to me. I have even met a new ’spieces’ of spageti people. They live in hiding in fear that society will eat them up. I have an italian friend called Enrique who claims he will eat the fsm if he ever see’s him. Please, try and help convert him. Here is his email adress Enrique__hotie323@hotmail.co.uk.
Thankyou for converting me into tomorows next biggest religion.
Let the fsm live on forever in our hearts and all u haters, FUCK OFF. It exists and get over you’re self. The fsm is as real as the elephant headed boy in that other religion.
Thankyou
James

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]]> By: Reverend Noodles, Head of the Pastafarian Missionary Society http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-489167 Reverend Noodles, Head of the Pastafarian Missionary Society Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:28:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-489167 Do a Google Video search for "Pastafarian Preacher." The first one that comes up is absolutely hilarious. That man is the source of all of my inspiration as a missionary. May His Noodly Appendage bless you all, and may the Chosen Linguini come upon us! R'Amen. Do a Google Video search for “Pastafarian Preacher.” The first one that comes up is absolutely hilarious. That man is the source of all of my inspiration as a missionary.

May His Noodly Appendage bless you all, and may the Chosen Linguini come upon us! R’Amen.

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]]> By: Benjamin O http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-317193 Benjamin O Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:27:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-317193 Oh, wow. I go to school here... I wish I had seen the FSM preacher. Oh, wow. I go to school here… I wish I had seen the FSM preacher.

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]]> By: muv111 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-277192 muv111 Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:15:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-277192 can anyone give me some moore materials about the FSM because I don't really think that i can persuade many people with english flyers... can anyone give me some moore materials about the FSM because I don’t really think that i can persuade many people with english flyers…

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]]> By: muv111 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-277161 muv111 Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:57:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-277161 hello... I'm from germany. I'll do the same tomorrow in Frankfurt! hello… I’m from germany. I’ll do the same tomorrow in Frankfurt!

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]]> By: Lilbucket http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-271387 Lilbucket Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:59:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-271387 It is not clear from the literature that I have read whether your religion has a Holy City (Tortuga ?) or not but, if you do, I hope it is not in the Middle East and not start with the letter J. It is not clear from the literature that I have read whether your religion has a Holy City (Tortuga ?) or not but, if you do, I hope it is not in the Middle East and not start with the letter J.

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]]> By: Katie http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-270685 Katie Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:21:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-270685 I wanna be a preacher nexty year when I go to college...I'm going to PSU which is in Kansas...wonder how that will go..luckily I have a fellow Pastafarian going there with me so we can tag team em!!!! thanks for the idea I wanna be a preacher nexty year when I go to college…I’m going to PSU which is in Kansas…wonder how that will go..luckily I have a fellow Pastafarian going there with me so we can tag team em!!!! thanks for the idea

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]]> By: yoda http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-266026 yoda Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:05:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-266026 hello, im english... im not sure how much fsm has touched our great (tiny) nation. I began to preach on market street in ashby de la zouch where i live. it was so funny. however i alerted at least 50 peepz to fsm and got dressed up as a pirate!!! woz ded fun but then this happy clappy yooth 4 christ team showed up and i just couldnt take there isane, convert people by being insanely happy attitude and went home to brood. p.s sometimes i feel like a nerdy, piratey golem out of lord of the rings. my belief is still strong but sometimes i wonder if his noodly apendage has truelly tuched our country. p.p.s i am noting a distinct lack of pirates in ashby... very worrying. yours dedicatedly master yoda of the jedi order hello, im english… im not sure how much fsm has touched our great (tiny) nation. I began to preach on market street in ashby de la zouch where i live. it was so funny. however i alerted at least 50 peepz to fsm and got dressed up as a pirate!!! woz ded fun but then this happy clappy yooth 4 christ team showed up and i just couldnt take there isane, convert people by being insanely happy attitude and went home to brood. p.s sometimes i feel like a nerdy, piratey golem out of lord of the rings. my belief is still strong but sometimes i wonder if his noodly apendage has truelly tuched our country.
p.p.s i am noting a distinct lack of pirates in ashby… very worrying.

yours dedicatedly
master yoda of the jedi order

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]]> By: Hans the Alaskan Pastafarian http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-258146 Hans the Alaskan Pastafarian Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:57:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-258146 I must say, this is rather ballsy of you, and I must congratulate you on doing this. It is nice to have someone spread the word, even if some people would not agree to this. I must say, this is rather ballsy of you, and I must congratulate you on doing this.

It is nice to have someone spread the word, even if some people would not agree to this.

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]]> By: alex http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-257898 alex Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:45:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-257898 yeah defnitly let us no how it goes zeffy! yeah defnitly let us no how it goes zeffy!

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]]> By: Brandolf http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-252032 Brandolf Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:22:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-252032 tell me how that comes out... im doing a brochure in my english class right now tell me how that comes out…
im doing a brochure in my english class right now

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]]> By: Zeffy http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/mellnick/#comment-251673 Zeffy Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:39:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/alex-mellnic-fsm-preacher/#comment-251673 Haha, so check this out... I get to do a 2-3 minute "informational speech" of my choice in English 9. You know what that meeeaaans...... yep. you guessed it: FSM. I get to preach for three minutes about how amazing Pastafarianism is and how He changed my life. I hope my teacher likes it!!! Haha, so check this out… I get to do a 2-3 minute “informational speech” of my choice in English 9. You know what that meeeaaans…… yep. you guessed it: FSM. I get to preach for three minutes about how amazing Pastafarianism is and how He changed my life.

I hope my teacher likes it!!!

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