Comments on: Alex Mellnic - FSM Preacher

By: Azu

Azu — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:47:29 +0000

wow, so i was at inciclopedia (a spanish parody of wikiwiki) when i saw the defifition of God, and quotes about Monesvol and a picture of what at the time seemed to me like a spaghetti ball with eyes, and i found out about this. ive been reading about fsm for about an hour and a half, my eyes hurt, and my shows gonna start soon :), but this all seems extremely awesome. the bad news? us chilangos (ppl who live in mexico city) are idiots, no ones gonna buy this and all ill get if i follow this wonderful individuals example is an unwanted spot on the news, my neihbors (sp?) laughing at me, ppl on the street looking at me funny, my mom hating me for the rest of my life for not being catholic and whatnot, but im sure ill find some friends who will be willing to convert themselves to the pastafarian religion :)
byebye
RAmen~!
ps, im a girl, how can i get pirate clothes? ;_;

By: James

James — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:00:10 +0000

Hi. i think the god exists. I had a vission of the god coming to my hometown, washington. It came to gorge bush and riped hishead off with its arms. I dont think you will remember me but i was that guy who came up to you asking if the fsm existed. ever since that day i have been having expirences of spageti flying and talking to me. I have even met a new ’spieces’ of spageti people. They live in hiding in fear that society will eat them up. I have an italian friend called Enrique who claims he will eat the fsm if he ever see’s him. Please, try and help convert him. Here is his email adress Enrique__hotie323@hotmail.co.uk.
Thankyou for converting me into tomorows next biggest religion.
Let the fsm live on forever in our hearts and all u haters, FUCK OFF. It exists and get over you’re self. The fsm is as real as the elephant headed boy in that other religion.
Thankyou
James

By: Reverend Noodles, Head of the Pastafarian Missionary Society

Reverend Noodles, Head of the Pastafarian Missionary Society — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:28:50 +0000

Do a Google Video search for “Pastafarian Preacher.” The first one that comes up is absolutely hilarious. That man is the source of all of my inspiration as a missionary.

May His Noodly Appendage bless you all, and may the Chosen Linguini come upon us! R’Amen.

By: Benjamin O

Benjamin O — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:27:50 +0000

Oh, wow. I go to school here… I wish I had seen the FSM preacher.

By: muv111

muv111 — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:15:26 +0000

can anyone give me some moore materials about the FSM because I don’t really think that i can persuade many people with english flyers…

By: muv111

muv111 — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:57:40 +0000

hello… I’m from germany. I’ll do the same tomorrow in Frankfurt!

By: Lilbucket

Lilbucket — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:59:18 +0000

It is not clear from the literature that I have read whether your religion has a Holy City (Tortuga ?) or not but, if you do, I hope it is not in the Middle East and not start with the letter J.

By: Katie

Katie — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:21:05 +0000

I wanna be a preacher nexty year when I go to college…I’m going to PSU which is in Kansas…wonder how that will go..luckily I have a fellow Pastafarian going there with me so we can tag team em!!!! thanks for the idea

By: yoda

yoda — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:05:37 +0000

hello, im english… im not sure how much fsm has touched our great (tiny) nation. I began to preach on market street in ashby de la zouch where i live. it was so funny. however i alerted at least 50 peepz to fsm and got dressed up as a pirate!!! woz ded fun but then this happy clappy yooth 4 christ team showed up and i just couldnt take there isane, convert people by being insanely happy attitude and went home to brood. p.s sometimes i feel like a nerdy, piratey golem out of lord of the rings. my belief is still strong but sometimes i wonder if his noodly apendage has truelly tuched our country.
p.p.s i am noting a distinct lack of pirates in ashby… very worrying.

yours dedicatedly
master yoda of the jedi order

By: Hans the Alaskan Pastafarian

Hans the Alaskan Pastafarian — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:57:41 +0000

I must say, this is rather ballsy of you, and I must congratulate you on doing this.

It is nice to have someone spread the word, even if some people would not agree to this.

By: alex

alex — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:45:48 +0000

yeah defnitly let us no how it goes zeffy!

By: Brandolf

Brandolf — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:22:45 +0000

tell me how that comes out…
im doing a brochure in my english class right now

By: Zeffy

Zeffy — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:39:30 +0000

Haha, so check this out… I get to do a 2-3 minute “informational speech” of my choice in English 9. You know what that meeeaaans…… yep. you guessed it: FSM. I get to preach for three minutes about how amazing Pastafarianism is and how He changed my life.

I hope my teacher likes it!!!

By: NeoHawk, Minnesota

NeoHawk, Minnesota — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 18:06:04 +0000

Dude, somebody should make up a printable pamphlet about FSMism… Id totally hand them out.

By: vivian

vivian — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:59:23 +0000

Dear Alex,
I love what you did–but here’s some advice! NEVER, NEVER remove your shoes! You don’t know what stuff your bare feet are stepping in! (It may have been left by IDers on their way to Kansas and Pennsylvania). Also, shoeless people are just not taken seriously anymore.

By: PuddleDuck in SC

PuddleDuck in SC — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:59:51 +0000

You could become the Joseph Smith of Pastafarianism (sans the golden plates, of course).

Maybe a story will written about you how the FSM gave you the golden meatballs, when he bid you to go forth and preach his gospel.

And maybe even a song sung to the tune of “Those Golden Plates” of Mormon fame.

By: Mikoko

Mikoko — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:28:03 +0000

Something should be written… a NEW TESTAMENT OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER GOSPEL… and it should include such escapades as thus…

By: grand commadore monty corndog

grand commadore monty corndog — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 16:50:26 +0000

you might be the first ever official fsm preacher good work

By: ☠DutchPastaGuy☠

☠DutchPastaGuy☠ — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:57:12 +0000

Welkom Marjolein. Mikkiee heeft gelijk, er is hier een aardige Nederlandstalige gemeenschap. Post nog vaker wat als je wilt, nieuwe Pastafarians zijn altijd welkom.
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Waar in Holland kom je vandaan? Ik oorspronkelijk uit Den Haag, nu woonachtig in Belfast.

By: Wench Nikkiee

Wench Nikkiee — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:53:38 +0000

Welcome Marjolein
We have a couple of long term Dutch faithfuls in our midst.
May His Noodly Appendage always guide your light.
RAmen