Alex spent the afternoon dressed as a pirate, preaching the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the University of North Carolina campus to a few hundred bystanders. You can contact alex here: pastafarian@gotfork.net
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Alex talks about his experience:
I planned the entire event in about two days and prepared by making a few posters about FSMism and borrowing a pirate costume (ok, well I know it might be a little bit more north African warlord than pirate, but I got it for free!) and talking a few friends into coming to take pictures and to heckle me to get things started.
I put on the pirate costume and walked to a central point on campus where I took off my shoes and started talking loudly about how the flying spaghetti monster created the world to no one in particular, and quickly attracted a crowd of about 30 people including some of my friends. I went through a brief routine about the creation, why we dress like pirate, scientific facts, the afterlife (I made a judgment call and said the beer in the beer volcano was a dark Belgian lager like “Lefe Brun”), our flimsy moral standards and so on. After that I answered a bunch of questions from people about FSM and fended off a few hecklers, most of them people I knew - it’s surprisingly easy to make everything up! While doing this I attracted more people by yelling questions at pedestrians and gesticulating wildly. Only after I had a fairly large captured audience did I talk about whats going on in Kansas. The key point I tried to push home was that FSMism was just as good as ID, but possibly better due to said beer volcanoes and scientific graphs. I went through this routine a few times in the first 45 min before I had to start walking around to find more people to talk to - next time I’ll go earlier in the day when theres more traffic.
The best part was the small number of people who clearly believed that I was totally earnest. These people asked the best possible questions and only added to the overall effect =). Another highlight when a bunch of people from the Physics department all came by at the same time and swore that the scientific evidence was valid - lol. I’ll try to get some video up in the next few days, even if I have to do it again. I’m waiting till our local religious zealot shows up on campus again.
This is a great way to make friends. An interesting suggestion that I was too chicken to try out is to make a long FAQ about FSMism and to make the last question be: Are you single? Yes.
Lisa V. from the University of Arizona asked for a few tips, which I reprint here:
Bring lots of water, having to speak loudly for more than a hour can produce a lot of wear and tear on your throat! Its good to be comic, but its even better if you can remain as serious and earnest as possible. Try to use as much body language as possible - wiggling your arms and shoulders while talking about His Noodly Appendage is apparently pretty funny. Bring posters or signs if you can, and while some should be large, funny and sarcastic, its probably good to have at least one serious one about whats going on in Kansas.
I didn’t have pamphlets or stickers, but that would probably be a good idea. Invite a few friends to come and heckle you to get started (or even practice with them in advance.) Not only will this help you generate a crowd, it can also help you get into the swing of things. If you’re working a single crowd and not moving, always be trying to add to it by asking questions of people walking by, etc. Make certain that if someone is taking pictures for you they know how to
use your camera!
If you have any other questions feel free to contact me!
-Alex, pastafarian@gotfork.net
Good job! But I’m depressed though. What percentage of your crowd do you think did really realize your intention to caricature the ID flimflam? And there was even ‘ the small number of people who clearly believed that you were totally earnest’???
Who were they? A group of campus cleaners?
Hans, Stuttgart, Germany
PS: who knows a well sounding German term for ‘Noodly Appendage’?
Shiver me timbers, Hans of Germany!
Surely Nudelisch-Anhang is the expresssion that you seek, ar, laddie? (Thanks for that to Babelfish).
I wish i had the courage to do that here in Australia.
In orientation week this year there was a guy handing out christian pamphlets. I’m trying to work up the courage to stand next to him next year in my pirate gear and hand out some pamphlets of my own. I am concerned however that by attracting an audience to myself, i might be helping him too (because i’ll be next to him). Any idea/advice?
So Alex, I suppose this makes you a Pasta (Pastor).
I think I’ll stick with the original Big Guy In The Sky and try not to take this too seriously for now (I hope God has a sense of humor or you and your totally worthy cause are all royally f***ed)
ARRR!
RAmen
Cooper
If people grew up believing in the FSM we’d have no conflict here. Instead they grew up believing in the prevailing religions we have today. So, what’s the difference? None. Both FSM and ID claim the unprovable, therefore they are the same in logic. FSM is just more scientifically grounded, lol.
teach me to be like you…
whoever did this is my hero
You are all pathetic if you really believe in the FSM. Think about what you’re believing in and get an education.
Get an education? i’m sure NONE of us had ever thought of that. not even Admiral Bobby.
@Commodore Angryy
I think we should do a study relating religious preference (FSM, christian, Hindu, agnostic etc.) and level of education (achieved or in the process of achieving). Perhaps we could add in a factor for correct knowledge of various scientific theories (nothing grammar related, the christians would be too embarrassed). Yeah, I bet Pastafarians would rate quite low in that.
I think it’s a great idea. They obviously ave an education, if they can try and slove a problem in such a unique way. After visiting this, i’ld say i’m willing to convert.
Your satire is wonderful
those crazy Christians in your country are wack, i cannot believe how many of them there are, and that people in america seriously think god created the earth.
Way to be great
Welcome Marjolein
We have a couple of long term Dutch faithfuls in our midst.
May His Noodly Appendage always guide your light.
RAmen
Welkom Marjolein. Mikkiee heeft gelijk, er is hier een aardige Nederlandstalige gemeenschap. Post nog vaker wat als je wilt, nieuwe Pastafarians zijn altijd welkom.
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Waar in Holland kom je vandaan? Ik oorspronkelijk uit Den Haag, nu woonachtig in Belfast.
you might be the first ever official fsm preacher good work
Something should be written… a NEW TESTAMENT OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER GOSPEL… and it should include such escapades as thus…
You could become the Joseph Smith of Pastafarianism (sans the golden plates, of course).
Maybe a story will written about you how the FSM gave you the golden meatballs, when he bid you to go forth and preach his gospel.
And maybe even a song sung to the tune of “Those Golden Plates” of Mormon fame.
Dear Alex,
I love what you did–but here’s some advice! NEVER, NEVER remove your shoes! You don’t know what stuff your bare feet are stepping in! (It may have been left by IDers on their way to Kansas and Pennsylvania). Also, shoeless people are just not taken seriously anymore.
Dude, somebody should make up a printable pamphlet about FSMism… Id totally hand them out.