Dear Sir,

I hope this finds you and yours well. Last evening I had the most wonderful experience…I recieved a special gift from His Noodley Appendedge in the form of a lovely holiday model of His Holiness. I shouldn’t be surprised, as I did partake of our Lord’s Body and Blood for lunch that very day. However, the tremendous feeling of love that coursed through my cynical holiday burnt out body has made this holiday season bright with joy. In fact, a tear was shed. So there, I say to those who question His exsistence…for verily he did show himself to me in my hour of need…and I went on to win the Texas Hold Em poker game where this fine art made it’s appearence. A miracle indeed. To answer that old holiday question…Yes Anne-Marie…there IS a Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!

Please feel free to share this wonderful, heartwarming tale of religious sanctity and the enclosed digital images of this wonderful representation of out Lord. Ramen.

As always, I wish you a Argh Buccaneer Friday and all the best this Noodley season of joy. Yours Truly,

Anne-Marie W.

all hail the fsm

all hail the fsm

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  1. 21 - February 27th, 2008 at 9:53 pm - a new devout believer Says:

    I was once an unbeliever but now i truly see the noodle-fied light! Now i can dispose of the old bible for the noodley gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. YAR AND RAMEN!

  2. 22 - April 18th, 2008 at 11:46 pm - Starla- a sweet transvestite Says:

    Ramen, sistaa! i to follow the way of the great Flying Spaghetti monster and partake in carbmas each year.

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