Dear Sir,
I hope this finds you and yours well. Last evening I had the most wonderful experience…I recieved a special gift from His Noodley Appendedge in the form of a lovely holiday model of His Holiness. I shouldn’t be surprised, as I did partake of our Lord’s Body and Blood for lunch that very day. However, the tremendous feeling of love that coursed through my cynical holiday burnt out body has made this holiday season bright with joy. In fact, a tear was shed. So there, I say to those who question His exsistence…for verily he did show himself to me in my hour of need…and I went on to win the Texas Hold Em poker game where this fine art made it’s appearence. A miracle indeed. To answer that old holiday question…Yes Anne-Marie…there IS a Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!
Please feel free to share this wonderful, heartwarming tale of religious sanctity and the enclosed digital images of this wonderful representation of out Lord. Ramen.
As always, I wish you a Argh Buccaneer Friday and all the best this Noodley season of joy. Yours Truly,
Anne-Marie W.
You have been touched by a noodle. May we all twirl Him in our hearts this season.
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I weep at the sight of this. Praise His doughy goodness.
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when i thought pastafarianism couldn’t get better they add holiday greetings.
ramen
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FSM bless the stripper factories.
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Hi, all u Pastafarians(the funniest name on the web!) I really appreciate a good laugh- but I wonder how long into Eternity u will be able to stand the echo of the laughs u raised? It’s amazing how the Friendly Salvation Master has created your mind to play with ideas and come up with such funnies. Truth is there to be had, but u can accept or reject it and truly, I never used to think there was a reason for Hell, but u have taught me differently! May He have mercy on u and may u b as diligent an agent for Him, when u discover it, as u have been for the Pastafartians!
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Maria, I am going to live forever in a beer volcano stripper filled-heaven. What is this hell you talk of? my gospel tells me that if I live as I am doing I will go to the beer-stripper heaven and be happy forever.
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this is the gayest religion ever. who would believe in food the fly except for fat people who like food. spagetti probably was not even invented back then so why do you believe in food. you can just put spagetti in a catapault and launch it into the air. LOOK THE FSM IS IN THE AIR. if it is not even on the maps then wow. hinduism is kinda crazy but this wow. did he have a kid called the fpc the FLYING PUDDING CUP.
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Hi Jim. Photos i received. Thanks
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hmm. I guess Pastafarians can celebrate christmas even though it’s sorta christian. well atheists celibrate it and it’s not even on the original day of the so-called Christ’s birth so yeh. (Has no clue what he’s going on about) Yeh but well celebrate “Holiday” which is basically the same thing
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The Christians stole the festival of the Winter Solstice from the Ancient Pirate keepers of the Holy Pasta. Cavemen and Dinosaurs spent this time of deep winter dressed in the most holy Pirate Regalia, enjoying huge bowls of Spaghetti adorned with enormous Meaty Balls in His honor. So next Christmas rejoice in Him and know that this is His will!
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Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! whqexnmtbduc
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there are other ways of spreading the love… go carolling! (to deck the halls) deck the plates with fettucine falala… Marinara and linguine falala…touch me with noodly appendage falala… and all the christians weve offended falala…
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Oh great Noodle Monster. May you evolve into…. Uni-pasta. Uni beat’s meatballs, and get some mentaiko oomori with natto topping for the new year…. it is so tasty. Those meatballs remind me of Chef’s chocalatey ones from South Park, the holy of holies. But great monster beware the Cartman who may eat you backwards and barf you again out his mouth to form the great Mr. Noodle so adored by Elmo… uhh… burp. That pasta was good. Merry boiling point, and don’t elevate it by adding impurities to the holy grail of boiling water.
And finally, little children keep yourselves from the complex conjugate.
Happy holidays.
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I was once an unbeliever but now i truly see the noodle-fied light! Now i can dispose of the old bible for the noodley gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. YAR AND RAMEN!
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Ramen, sistaa! i to follow the way of the great Flying Spaghetti monster and partake in carbmas each year.
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Hi All
For many years i have been an aetheist but your website has caused the scales to fall from my eyes. Is there a branch of Pastaraianism in South Africa? If not, can I start a branch. If I get a congregation together, can they tithe 10% of their income to me as their high priest?
Yours in the Noodley one
Mark
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