FSM spotted over Hamburg.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I cant see
i found a major problem its a flying spaghetti monster then why is is it in a place that sould like hamburger. mmm intresting, or very sad idea you pick.
hey,lmao I respect your idea.christians,he respects your religon so why not respect his.LOL so just belive in what you want to belive in.Religon has caused sooooooo many arugements and fights.Personally im not religious just belive in whatever the hell you like!! x
I’ve seen a replica of Him on my plate before. His look-alike was splendidly delicious.
nappa,I think FSM showed up in a place that sounds like hambuger to show support for his/her beefy brothers,and call for an end to tomato marinated torture…….. Or not.
He saved my only child!!
I LOVE YOU FSM!
Thank you and your big ball FSM!!! I will praise u everyday. I love how ur balls protect those that worship ur rigtheousness!!! OH PRAISE U FSM!!!!!!! PRAISE U!!!! ONLY THEN WILL THE DEVIL HIMSELF LEAVE MIDGETS ALONE!!!!!
I can´t see the video
@cris
Oh no, it’s the government anti-online video conspiracy!
Quickly gents, get your tin foil hats!
RAmen
your all insane
@mreee
Wibble?
Amazing FSM, how sweet thy sauce,
That saved a wretch like me….
I once was lost but now am noodly,
Was blind, but now, I see.
T’was the FSM that taught…
my heart to fear.
And his noodlyness, my fears in sauce… drenched.
How precious did that spaghetti appear…
For i was first relieved.
Through much heartburn, black stool and snails…
we have already spread parmesan.
T’was the FSM that brought us safe thus far…
and his noodliness will drench us in sauce.
The FSM has promised good to me…
and surely his words my meals secure.
He will share my portion with everyone…
as long as the pasta endures.
When we’ve been here ten thousand years…
when the midgits brought the sun.
We’ve no less days to spread the meatballs…
then when we’ve first begun.
Amazing FSM, how sweet thy sauce,
That saved a wretch like me….
I once was lost but now am noodly,
Was hungry, but now, truth I see.
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mreee,
You wrote: your all insane. “Your” is the possessive form of “you”. “You’re” is the contraction meaning “You Are”. I understand what you are trying to say. Since we all receive the ability to “possess” insanity by our Flying Creator, you are implying that you are a worshipper of FSM, most high and noodly. It is clever of you to send your saucy message in such a way.
Thank you for your support and know that FSM loves you.
I saw the FSM last night on the F train.
your amazing.
marry us?
i love u fsm. ur r the one true diety. all praise to fsm ( mindlessly chants for 10 minutes)