fsm_girls2.jpg

pasta_pirate_steph.JPG
imgp0118.jpg

img_0852_1.jpg
Nicholas Ilka’s FSM Crown

280267929_fad7fa8663_o.jpg

Randi Langley’s home-made FSM Costume:

img_0330.jpg

My fiance, Lee Lindquist, made the entire costume for me. We went to a party where he handed out pamphlets to educate everyone on the subject

img_0333.jpg

Inga’s FSM Pirate Party:

My friends and I have been pirates for about four years now. I thought
perhaps you would enjoy some pictures of our latest pirate party. Â As an
environmental sciences major, I am well familiar with theories on global
warming, and like to do my part in curbing the disturbing trends in climate
change. We in Canada are doing our best to spread the word and help touch
people in the way that only a noodly appendage can.
All hail the FSM!
– Inga

pparty1.jpg

pparty2.jpg

pparty3.jpg

pparty4.jpg

pparty5.jpg

Greetings from Iowa City

This Halloween my boyfriend dressed up as the FSM, and my housemate and I were his pastafarians. Unfortunately, we could not find any pirates, but as there are not any large bodies of water around IC, we were not incredibly surprised. We did, however, distribute tracts and spread the “good news.” We also ran into Jesus, who said that he was “95% converted to FSMism.” Here are a few pics from our adventure.
–Amber

iowa1.jpg

iowa2.jpg

Thomas Fini:

dsc02176.jpg

dsc02175.jpg

I just wanted to let you know that I saw the FSM with a pair of infamous pirates wandering about my Mom’s neighborhood in Northern VA. — Lor

fsm_gets_booty.jpg

31 Responses to “Halloween Missionaries 2006”


  1. 1 Mikhael Paradiso Nov 21st, 2006 at 7:40 am

    While I didn’t have any tracts, I did go trick or treating a a pirate. While doing so I was in my pirate garb and only speaking like a pirate. Unfortunatly, my friends were a wizard and King Kong. But I think my little part helped. It has become exceptionally colder here in Indiana since… oh say… July 10th.

  2. 2 Gideon Ashcraft (Yarrggh!) Dec 29th, 2006 at 12:16 pm

    Bush is suppressing the age of the Grand Canyon in favor of Noah’s Ark book

    I couldn’t figure out how to start a new topic so I thought I would start it here. Apparently, Park Service Rangers at the Grand Canyon are forbidden to state the Geological age to visitors, but they are allowed to sell a book claiming that it was created by Noah’s flood.

    http://www.peer.org/news/news_id.php?row_id=801

    I propose that we request to sell the FSM Gospels at the park stores and perhaps a pamphlet stating that the Grand Canyon was the original location of the great Pasta water deluge.

    (Web Admin please start this as a new topic)

  3. 3 Wench Nikky Dec 29th, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    @Gideon Ashcraft (Yarrggh!)
    “Bush is suppressing the age of the Grand Canyon in favor of Noah’s Ark book………
    Park Service Rangers at the Grand Canyon are forbidden to state the Geological age to visitors, but they are allowed to sell a book claiming that it was created by Noah’s flood.”
    .
    WHAT??????? Unbelievable!!!
    Gideon, might I suggest you post this on the FSM discussion board as well.
    More serious stuff tends to get drowned sometimes at the CoFSM.
    Here is the link, if you don’t have it:
    http://www.venganza.org/forum/index.php?sid=986739ab8b988d5b3e74e1ae00f43e72
    .
    Also think it needs its own thread here.
    Thanks for the link and RAmen

  4. 4 Wench Nikky Dec 29th, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    Gideon
    I have also copied and pasted your post to:
    http://www.venganza.org/2006/12/24/fsm-cake.htm
    .
    This thread takes ages to load properly!

  5. 5 Peter Popoff Dec 29th, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    That GW Bush, he’s such a hoot!
    That was a good read, makes me love politics even more then I did.
    Brother (rolls eyes)
    And I agree too, also. This could have its own thread.
    Ramen

  6. 6 Wench Nikky Dec 29th, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    @Gideon Ashcraft (Yarrggh!)
    Gideon
    There are moderators on the FSM discussion board, so you should be able to start a thread there. I’m not sure how the board works, but it appears to be easy to start a new topic. (I think)

  7. 7 Alchemist Dec 29th, 2006 at 4:52 pm

    Hi Nikky - are there moderators on this site? This isn’t me being daft btw.

  8. 8 Wench Nikky Dec 29th, 2006 at 5:24 pm

    Not that I know of Alchemist. I’m sure some of us would have heard from them by now.
    And would happen to the hatemailers that we all love and treasure?

  9. 9 Alchemist Dec 29th, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    Hmm. Good point. I really can be a thick bastard sometimes. What is the time where you are btw - I’m trying to set up FoxClocks - I have no idea what timezone our posts are in - normally they’re in units of an hour from GMT - not here though.

  10. 10 Wench Nikky Dec 29th, 2006 at 7:11 pm

    Achemist, it’s 11.45am here now.
    RAmen

  11. 11 Wench Nikky Dec 30th, 2006 at 2:16 am

    @Gideon Ashcraft (Yarrggh!)
    Good grief Gideon! I just clicked on your name. I think I’ll now give dinner a miss tonight!
    ;)
    RAmen

  12. 12 Wench Nikky Dec 30th, 2006 at 3:02 am

    @All the worthy Pirates in the above pics.
    Excellent job and excellent outfits. With Pastafarians like you lot on the job, we’ll have those ice caps re-frozen in no time.
    May His Noodles embrace all those you touch.

  13. 13 Alchemist Dec 30th, 2006 at 8:35 am

    Thanks for the time check Nikky. Sad I know, but I’m trying to set up timezones for most of the regular posters in the status bar. I think I need a new book to read :)

  14. 14 Wench Nikky Dec 30th, 2006 at 9:30 am

    I see you were the first over to greet TLMs return Alchemist. I foresaw this event clearly as soon as TLMs tag came up.

  15. 15 Wench Nikky Dec 30th, 2006 at 9:32 am
  16. 16 Alchemist Dec 30th, 2006 at 9:45 am

    Hahaha. I’ll try harder Nikky, promise ;). The long holidays you know.

  17. 17 Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Dec 30th, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    @Alchemist Dec 29th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
    There is some level of moderation because if you include a link <A> in your message it gets moderated (sometimes).

  18. 18 Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Dec 30th, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    Which one of these wenches looks most like Wench Nikky I wonder…

  19. 19 Wench Nikky Dec 30th, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    THe best looking one of course ;)

  20. 20 Peter Popoff Dec 30th, 2006 at 3:24 pm

    Wench Nikky Dec 30th, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    THe best looking one of course ;)
    .
    Well of course Nikkiee! I keep telling my wife this too!
    She keeps slapping me on me head!
    Ramen

  21. 21 FSM raper Jan 9th, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    (Sarcasm): Wow that FSP looks alot like a chinese woman *rapes FSP* huzah! I now posess thy reason! Spontanious Potato Metamorphing is the answer! This was prooved by Darles Charwin that over a certain period of time, any living being will turn into a potato. Why does this happen? Well, it’s part of nature. Never mind the stupid theory about “Evolution” SPM is how we came to being and is where we are going to be in the future. ALL HAIL THE FACT OF SPM!!!!!!

    That’s just really how the FSP thing is retarted. BTW, not all christians DON’T believe in evolution so take your snobby Atheism, shove it up your ass and quit trying to turn other people into atheists.

  22. 22 Peter Popoff Jan 9th, 2007 at 10:06 pm

    @ FSM raper.
    Thanks for your input. It’s always nice to hear from a fundie that is afraid, we know something you don’t know.
    Thanks again,
    Ramen

  23. 23 Kai Spark Feb 27th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    I was once agnostic, but now i am a pirate….RAMAN!!!!

  24. 24 Dieu Mar 28th, 2007 at 8:16 am

    C’est contraire a mon culte religieu vous comprenez alors soigner votre langage ou je vais devoir sévire.hohohohohoho

  25. 25 Greg Snail Apr 16th, 2007 at 7:08 am

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
    Pirates Of the Carribean RULEZ
    this religion sucks and is weird

  26. 26 Suck My Balls Apr 16th, 2007 at 8:19 am

    You’ll are 40 and dressing in pirate costume youll are retarted as fuck.

  27. 27 Gaara the Pirate Ninja Jun 19th, 2007 at 11:14 am

    Grag snail, just shut up. who cares what you think about this religion? and I agree with Suck My Balls. Anyone who dresses up in a costume after they are 35 is juts wierd.

  28. 28 Barnacle Bill Jul 28th, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    All the lovely wenches. Such a treat for my eyes. Bless you every one!

  29. 29 Francisco Enciso Feb 6th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    I want to join your church , but I don’t want to dress up like a pirate.

    Can I still be a true believer?

  30. 30 root.of.evil Feb 17th, 2008 at 5:59 am

    what a wonderful way to spread the word. thanks be to F-S-M .

  31. 31 Piratey Ninja Apr 9th, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Just cause you’re 40 doesn’t mean they can’t have fun. Besides, if you -are- going to dress up, a pirate is obviously the best way to go. Great work all, and have fun spreading the word. RAmen to you all.

Leave a Reply

Connect with other Pastafarians

Propaganda Buttons

Add these buttons to your site:



Contribute

The Church of the FSM is looking for content. Details here

Support the Cause

The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.

Purchase the Gospel

An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

Misc.

Bobby's Personal Blog

Contact Bobby: Contact Me


Website monitor by Killerwebstats.com

 

Support the Arts:

Fine art taco photography



Creative Commons License

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. This means you're free to use the content but not sell it. More Details