Nicholas Ilka’s FSM Crown
Randi Langley’s home-made FSM Costume:
My fiance, Lee Lindquist, made the entire costume for me. We went to a party where he handed out pamphlets to educate everyone on the subject
Inga’s FSM Pirate Party:
My friends and I have been pirates for about four years now. I thought
perhaps you would enjoy some pictures of our latest pirate party. Â As an
environmental sciences major, I am well familiar with theories on global
warming, and like to do my part in curbing the disturbing trends in climate
change. We in Canada are doing our best to spread the word and help touch
people in the way that only a noodly appendage can.
All hail the FSM!
– Inga
Greetings from Iowa City
This Halloween my boyfriend dressed up as the FSM, and my housemate and I were his pastafarians. Unfortunately, we could not find any pirates, but as there are not any large bodies of water around IC, we were not incredibly surprised. We did, however, distribute tracts and spread the “good news.” We also ran into Jesus, who said that he was “95% converted to FSMism.” Here are a few pics from our adventure.–Amber
Thomas Fini:
I just wanted to let you know that I saw the FSM with a pair of infamous pirates wandering about my Mom’s neighborhood in Northern VA. — Lor
While I didn’t have any tracts, I did go trick or treating a a pirate. While doing so I was in my pirate garb and only speaking like a pirate. Unfortunatly, my friends were a wizard and King Kong. But I think my little part helped. It has become exceptionally colder here in Indiana since… oh say… July 10th.
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Bush is suppressing the age of the Grand Canyon in favor of Noah’s Ark book
I couldn’t figure out how to start a new topic so I thought I would start it here. Apparently, Park Service Rangers at the Grand Canyon are forbidden to state the Geological age to visitors, but they are allowed to sell a book claiming that it was created by Noah’s flood.
http://www.peer.org/news/news_id.php?row_id=801
I propose that we request to sell the FSM Gospels at the park stores and perhaps a pamphlet stating that the Grand Canyon was the original location of the great Pasta water deluge.
(Web Admin please start this as a new topic)
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@Gideon Ashcraft (Yarrggh!)
“Bush is suppressing the age of the Grand Canyon in favor of Noah’s Ark book………
Park Service Rangers at the Grand Canyon are forbidden to state the Geological age to visitors, but they are allowed to sell a book claiming that it was created by Noah’s flood.”
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WHAT??????? Unbelievable!!!
Gideon, might I suggest you post this on the FSM discussion board as well.
More serious stuff tends to get drowned sometimes at the CoFSM.
Here is the link, if you don’t have it:
http://www.venganza.org/forum/index.php?sid=986739ab8b988d5b3e74e1ae00f43e72
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Also think it needs its own thread here.
Thanks for the link and RAmen
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Gideon
I have also copied and pasted your post to:
http://www.venganza.org/2006/12/24/fsm-cake.htm
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This thread takes ages to load properly!
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That GW Bush, he’s such a hoot!
That was a good read, makes me love politics even more then I did.
Brother (rolls eyes)
And I agree too, also. This could have its own thread.
Ramen
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@Gideon Ashcraft (Yarrggh!)
Gideon
There are moderators on the FSM discussion board, so you should be able to start a thread there. I’m not sure how the board works, but it appears to be easy to start a new topic. (I think)
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Hi Nikky – are there moderators on this site? This isn’t me being daft btw.
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Not that I know of Alchemist. I’m sure some of us would have heard from them by now.
And would happen to the hatemailers that we all love and treasure?
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Hmm. Good point. I really can be a thick bastard sometimes. What is the time where you are btw – I’m trying to set up FoxClocks – I have no idea what timezone our posts are in – normally they’re in units of an hour from GMT – not here though.
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Achemist, it’s 11.45am here now.
RAmen
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@Gideon Ashcraft (Yarrggh!)
Good grief Gideon! I just clicked on your name. I think I’ll now give dinner a miss tonight!
;)
RAmen
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@All the worthy Pirates in the above pics.
Excellent job and excellent outfits. With Pastafarians like you lot on the job, we’ll have those ice caps re-frozen in no time.
May His Noodles embrace all those you touch.
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Thanks for the time check Nikky. Sad I know, but I’m trying to set up timezones for most of the regular posters in the status bar. I think I need a new book to read :)
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I see you were the first over to greet TLMs return Alchemist. I foresaw this event clearly as soon as TLMs tag came up.
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@ Alchemist
http://www.venganza.org/2006/12/29/546.htm#comment-32317
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Hahaha. I’ll try harder Nikky, promise ;). The long holidays you know.
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@Alchemist Dec 29th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
There is some level of moderation because if you include a link <A> in your message it gets moderated (sometimes).
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Which one of these wenches looks most like Wench Nikky I wonder…
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THe best looking one of course ;)
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Wench Nikky Dec 30th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
THe best looking one of course ;)
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Well of course Nikkiee! I keep telling my wife this too!
She keeps slapping me on me head!
Ramen
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(Sarcasm): Wow that FSP looks alot like a chinese woman *rapes FSP* huzah! I now posess thy reason! Spontanious Potato Metamorphing is the answer! This was prooved by Darles Charwin that over a certain period of time, any living being will turn into a potato. Why does this happen? Well, it’s part of nature. Never mind the stupid theory about “Evolution” SPM is how we came to being and is where we are going to be in the future. ALL HAIL THE FACT OF SPM!!!!!!
That’s just really how the FSP thing is retarted. BTW, not all christians DON’T believe in evolution so take your snobby Atheism, shove it up your ass and quit trying to turn other people into atheists.
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@ FSM raper.
Thanks for your input. It’s always nice to hear from a fundie that is afraid, we know something you don’t know.
Thanks again,
Ramen
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I was once agnostic, but now i am a pirate….RAMAN!!!!
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C’est contraire a mon culte religieu vous comprenez alors soigner votre langage ou je vais devoir sévire.hohohohohoho
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Pirates Of the Carribean RULEZ
this religion sucks and is weird
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You’ll are 40 and dressing in pirate costume youll are retarted as fuck.
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Grag snail, just shut up. who cares what you think about this religion? and I agree with Suck My Balls. Anyone who dresses up in a costume after they are 35 is juts wierd.
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All the lovely wenches. Such a treat for my eyes. Bless you every one!
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I want to join your church , but I don’t want to dress up like a pirate.
Can I still be a true believer?
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what a wonderful way to spread the word. thanks be to F-S-M .
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Just cause you’re 40 doesn’t mean they can’t have fun. Besides, if you -are- going to dress up, a pirate is obviously the best way to go. Great work all, and have fun spreading the word. RAmen to you all.
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To all the losers who think it’s weird to like this stuff or dress up like a pirate (I’m talking mainly to the people who think it’s cute to refer to themselves as a “Raper” in any sense of the word, and who I think asked to be called “Suck My Balls”) – you’re morons with no sense of humor. There’s nothing wrong with having fun, and we have the right to spread our message just like anyone else does.
To the original post – all the costumes look great, I’m especially jealous of the party-goers, that’s a really cool idea. ;-) Looks like you guys had fun!
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I love all the pirate costumes!!! =D
Totally awesome; nice job guys ;-)
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Replying to Francisco Encisco
Of course you can!!! If we forced you to conform to a uniform we’d be contradicting ourselves!
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To all you little punks criticizin’ folks 40 and over. In my organization you can’t even sit at the table with the big guys til you know how to shut your yap and not say such disrespectful things about your elders. They can do any damn thing they want, you’re the frickin’ weirdo. Do you own one nice pair of italian shoes or an expensive suit? You probably got no gold either. Can you even afford a pinky ring with real diamonds in it and not that fake cubic zirconi what ever it is. Shut ya yap. Local Boss
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