Comments on: FSM vs God http://www.venganza.org Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:57:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Ledge http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-895885 Ledge Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:23:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-895885 Woo I'm 14 I have "seen the light" lol. I've been an atheist since I was twelve, which has been a bit of a pain given that I'm in a repressive Irish Catholic School (Blackrock College if anyone here's heard of it). I'd say FSM makes as much sense as recognised religions, which is an impressive achievement for a parody. If there are any Irish atheists reading this you rock!!! Woo I’m 14 I have “seen the light” lol. I’ve been an atheist since I was twelve, which has been a bit of a pain given that I’m in a repressive Irish Catholic School (Blackrock College if anyone here’s heard of it). I’d say FSM makes as much sense as recognised religions, which is an impressive achievement for a parody. If there are any Irish atheists reading this you rock!!!

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]]> By: Luke http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-893489 Luke Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:44:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-893489 I am a Christian, and I am not at all offended by this... Why do people get so worked up about it? I enjoy this page as much as the dihydrogen monoxide webpages. Thank you to all who participate for brightening up my day. =D

I am a Christian, and I am not at all offended by this… Why do people get so worked up about it? I enjoy this page as much as the dihydrogen monoxide webpages. Thank you to all who participate for brightening up my day. =D

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]]> By: Caleb Newburn http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-892060 Caleb Newburn Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:48:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-892060 I hate to say this, but I find this hilarious. Pirates? Spaghetti monsters? I mean come on, its probably one of the most funniest things in the world. Now, I believe in intelligent design....but not one from a giant monster that is completely edible. Just add a little Parmesan cheese and where ready to go! -Caleb Newburn Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: Torrie http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-888435 Torrie Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:56:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-888435 To Danny Drey, age 13. That's about the time I became Atheist too. I am over 3 times as old as you. You are lucky you found out so young that there is no God. Study Science and Richard dawkins and you can't go wrong. To Danny Drey, age 13. That’s about the time I became Atheist too. I am over 3 times as old as you. You are lucky you found out so young that there is no God. Study Science and Richard dawkins and you can’t go wrong.

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]]> By: Nick Donahe http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-887520 Nick Donahe Sun, 18 Oct 2009 05:11:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-887520 I am absolutely in love with the hate mail page on this website. I think it's extremely entertaining that Christians get so worked up about this joke. I am an atheist, and I think it's interesting that some people can be so offended by this kind of thing. If someone insults my religion(or lack thereof), i shrug it off; people are entitled to their own beliefs. It's just difficult for me to grasp that people are actually offended by this. I love it.

I am absolutely in love with the hate mail page on this website. I think it’s extremely entertaining that Christians get so worked up about this joke. I am an atheist, and I think it’s interesting that some people can be so offended by this kind of thing. If someone insults my religion(or lack thereof), i shrug it off; people are entitled to their own beliefs. It’s just difficult for me to grasp that people are actually offended by this. I love it.

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]]> By: Jesso http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-884566 Jesso Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:25:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-884566 Annonymous (who cannot even spell your own name), I have nothing to repent for. And there is no god to bless me or love me. But thanks for playin'.

Annonymous (who cannot even spell your own name),

I have nothing to repent for. And there is no god to bless me or love me. But thanks for playin’.

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]]> By: Oscar Harris http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-884343 Oscar Harris Wed, 07 Oct 2009 07:38:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-884343 I only want to join because i find the hate mail so irrocovally stupid. (I made that word up because no word in the English language could describe my feelings). I hope that one day i am blessed with a sign from the noodley appendage of the FSM. I also hope i see fairies in the garden. Or a unicorn. Its all as likely as god existing. :) I only want to join because i find the hate mail so irrocovally stupid.
(I made that word up because no word in the English language could describe my feelings).

I hope that one day i am blessed with a sign from the noodley appendage of the FSM.

I also hope i see fairies in the garden. Or a unicorn.

Its all as likely as god existing. :)

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]]> By: Annonymous http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-883067 Annonymous Fri, 02 Oct 2009 05:56:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-883067 You still have the chance to repent. God is mercyful! He loves you all. God bless you all. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: LactatingGoose http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-879080 LactatingGoose Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:21:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-879080 I wish I had a condom on right now. My pants are full of excitement jizz. I'm totally crossing over to FSM. Hard ons for everyone!!!!!!!! I wish I had a condom on right now. My pants are full of excitement jizz. I’m totally crossing over to FSM. Hard ons for everyone!!!!!!!!

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]]> By: rob http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-872688 rob Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:48:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-872688 Hi I was kind of looking around at getting a religious sort of thing in my life but never really got round to it. I think I would have liked to be a jew but military service in Isreal and the fact that god didn't actually choose me to be a jew kind of put me off the whole thing. Seeing the FSM makes me think I'm missing out on all the devout things in life / death / afterlife * and FSM seems like just the completely illogical belief system for me ! I don't want to get too denominational on you given that I've only been a believer for the last 180 seconds but is it right to imitate the FSM in costume ? Is that not the work of a heretic ? Also, as a member of the FSM would I be allowed to i) Petition abortion clinics armed with lasagne ? ii) Make really poor films about faux-sects with Tom Hanks ? iii) Still scare the shit out of those close to me using the amazing universal laws of attraction as contained in 'The Secret' ? *Delete where applicable. Rob (Ireland). PS - There's no need to discuss this comment as I'm sure the FSM will reveal his intentions directly to me by arranging a plate of alphabet shapes into a spiritual language only I can interpret. Hi

I was kind of looking around at getting a religious sort of thing in my life but never really got round to it. I think I would have liked to be a jew but military service in Isreal and the fact that god didn’t actually choose me to be a jew kind of put me off the whole thing.

Seeing the FSM makes me think I’m missing out on all the devout things in life / death / afterlife * and FSM seems like just the completely illogical belief system for me !

I don’t want to get too denominational on you given that I’ve only been a believer for the last 180 seconds but is it right to imitate the FSM in costume ? Is that not the work of a heretic ?

Also, as a member of the FSM would I be allowed to

i) Petition abortion clinics armed with lasagne ?
ii) Make really poor films about faux-sects with Tom Hanks ?
iii) Still scare the shit out of those close to me using the amazing universal laws of attraction as contained in ‘The Secret’ ?

*Delete where applicable.

Rob (Ireland).

PS – There’s no need to discuss this comment as I’m sure the FSM will reveal his intentions directly to me by arranging a plate of alphabet shapes into a spiritual language only I can interpret.

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]]> By: Levi B http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-872335 Levi B Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:42:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-872335 Religions are for PUSSYS who CANT HANDLE reality! Gods make NO sense! You think they do because your whole life was based around such a belief. If there was a god(makes no sense but yea) why would he judge his creations and send some to hell? Why would he do anything? He knows everything he is everything blah blah. Why does he need worshiped? People act like they know FUCKING EVERYTHING. What are you going to do for an eternity in some paradise(heaven). You need bad in order to have good. An endless supply of good has no balance, it will get old fast. True? lol fucking fools This whole thing is unfathomable because we're all apart of it. We can't look at ourselves in the same way that we can't chew on our own teeth or look directly into our own eye without using a mirror. We're waves of the ocean(universe) if anything.

Religions are for PUSSYS who CANT HANDLE reality!

Gods make NO sense! You think they do because your whole life was based around such a belief. If there was a god(makes no sense but yea) why would he judge his creations and send some to hell? Why would he do anything? He knows everything he is everything blah blah. Why does he need worshiped? People act like they know FUCKING EVERYTHING.

What are you going to do for an eternity in some paradise(heaven). You need bad in order to have good. An endless supply of good has no balance, it will get old fast. True? lol fucking fools

This whole thing is unfathomable because we’re all apart of it. We can’t look at ourselves in the same way that we can’t chew on our own teeth or look directly into our own eye without using a mirror.

We’re waves of the ocean(universe) if anything.

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]]> By: czechmate http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-862917 czechmate Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:09:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-862917 Hi there. I am knocking on the door of 80 years and had over 60 years experience in translating ancient scipts and runes (I'm an Archeologist and Theologian) I have been an atheist now for 28 years - that is 28 years of freedom from bullshit. There are to date 2894 gods in human society and they all have several things in common. 1.. They are the creator of all things. 2.. They are all-powerful. 3.. They are all-seeing. 4.. They are all the "one-true" 5.. They are all surrounded by an ever-expanding mythology, which either comes out of over-enthusiasm, a desire to control or out of a bottle. 6.. They are all inventions of man - without exception. The FSM is a beautiful counter to mans' greatest mental disorder - religion.

Hi there. I am knocking on the door of 80 years and had over 60 years experience in translating ancient scipts and runes (I’m an Archeologist and Theologian)
I have been an atheist now for 28 years – that is 28 years of freedom from bullshit.
There are to date 2894 gods in human society and they all have several things in common.
1.. They are the creator of all things.
2.. They are all-powerful.
3.. They are all-seeing.
4.. They are all the “one-true”
5.. They are all surrounded by an ever-expanding mythology, which either comes out of over-enthusiasm, a desire to control or out of a bottle.
6.. They are all inventions of man – without exception.

The FSM is a beautiful counter to mans’ greatest mental disorder – religion.

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]]> By: The All Seeing Thumb http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-849991 The All Seeing Thumb Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:58:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-849991 Woot! I only discovered the FSM yesterday, and I am already a devout follower! Ive also decided to use my band (MormonGrinder) to promote FSMism to the greater public. I have tasted the Meaty Truth, and smelt its plesant tomatoey aroma! RAmen. Woot! I only discovered the FSM yesterday, and I am already a devout follower! Ive also decided to use my band (MormonGrinder) to promote FSMism to the greater public.
I have tasted the Meaty Truth, and smelt its plesant tomatoey aroma!

RAmen.

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]]> By: Mahammedi Mabrouk http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-807259 Mahammedi Mabrouk Sat, 09 May 2009 19:15:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-807259 I live in Algeria, a Moslem country in North Africa. I have always been a freethinker and a sworn atheist, therefore a pariah in this part of the world where religion is at the center of everything. I continue to be a freethinker but no longer an atheist: I am a pastafarian. I know it”ll be hard to spread the WORD where I happen to live, but I am ready to die a martyr. A question on my mind: where will I go/what will become of me after such death? People of the so called ‘celestial’ religions would answer paradise or hell. What would my brothers and sisters in the new religion answer? May his Noodliness bless all. Pastafarians of the world, unite. Another Q: How many people have died and are still dying in the name of those religions? PS: I guess that pastafarianism is not a sexist religion like the above mentioned ones I live in Algeria, a Moslem country in North Africa. I have always been a freethinker and a sworn atheist, therefore a pariah in this part of the world where religion is at the center of everything. I continue to be a freethinker but no longer an atheist: I am a pastafarian. I know it”ll be hard to spread the WORD where I happen to live, but I am ready to die a martyr. A question on my mind: where will I go/what will become of me after such death? People of the so called ‘celestial’ religions would answer paradise or hell. What would my brothers and sisters in the new religion answer? May his Noodliness bless all. Pastafarians of the world, unite. Another Q: How many people have died and are still dying in the name of those religions?
PS: I guess that pastafarianism is not a sexist religion like the above mentioned ones

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]]> By: Mahammedi Mabrouk http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-807236 Mahammedi Mabrouk Sat, 09 May 2009 18:40:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-807236 I live in Algeria, a Moslem country in North Africa. I have always been a freethinker and a sworn atheist, therefore a pariah in this part of the world where religion is at the center of everything. I continue to be a freethinker but no longer an atheist: I am a pastafarian. I know it"ll be hard to spread the WORD where I happen to live, but I am ready to die a martyr. A question on my mind: where will I go/what become of me after such death? People of the so called 'celestial' religions would answer paradise or hell. What would my brothers and sisters in the new religion answer? May his Noodliness bless all. Pastafarians of the world, unite. PS: I guess that pastafarianism is not a sexist religion like the above mmentioned ones

I live in Algeria, a Moslem country in North Africa. I have always been a freethinker and a sworn atheist, therefore a pariah in this part of the world where religion is at the center of everything. I continue to be a freethinker but no longer an atheist: I am a pastafarian. I know it”ll be hard to spread the WORD where I happen to live, but I am ready to die a martyr. A question on my mind: where will I go/what become of me after such death? People of the so called ‘celestial’ religions would answer paradise or hell. What would my brothers and sisters in the new religion answer? May his Noodliness bless all. Pastafarians of the world, unite.
PS: I guess that pastafarianism is not a sexist religion like the above mmentioned ones

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]]> By: Pastafarian Danny Drey Age 13 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-792101 Pastafarian Danny Drey Age 13 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 23:34:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-792101 Beleive it or not until 2-7-09 i was a Christian. But on that day iwas talking to my friend about religon and he said that he beleived in the FSM. I thought he was crazy. So i looked it up and i understood it and i knew it was for me. So GOD IS NOT REAL!!!!!! (my parents are christians. But i switched so except me)

Beleive it or not until 2-7-09 i was a Christian. But on that day iwas talking to my friend about religon and he said that he beleived in the FSM. I thought he was crazy. So i looked it up and i understood it and i knew it was for me. So GOD IS NOT REAL!!!!!! (my parents are christians. But i switched so except me)

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]]> By: Macarone and Cheeese http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-776252 Macarone and Cheeese Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:36:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-776252 Greeting and with Pasta and Sauce to all! I just love this site and the intire FSM movement! I too have given up on god( notice the little g) but not the Goddess. I have given up on most of humanity but you people and this site give me just a little hope!! I would love to start a campus group at my college University of Houston, is there any thing that should do like forms or something. Can I just start my own congregation. Can we have fetticini alfredo as a sacrament? I think that this would be great fun! Thanks for revealiing his noodlyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Macacrone and Cheese! Greeting and with Pasta and Sauce to all!
I just love this site and the intire FSM movement! I too have given up on god( notice the little g) but not the Goddess. I have given up on most of humanity but you people and this site give me just a little hope!!
I would love to start a campus group at my college University of Houston, is there any thing that should do like forms or something.
Can I just start my own congregation.
Can we have fetticini alfredo as a sacrament?
I think that this would be great fun!
Thanks for revealiing his noodlyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Macacrone and Cheese!

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]]> By: Euphoria http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-773577 Euphoria Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:31:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-773577 Also I would like to point not all Christians are like this. Infact I have some very nice Christian friends. The Christians that try to annoy us on our site are a minority. Also I would like to point not all Christians are like this. Infact I have some very nice Christian friends. The Christians that try to annoy us on our site are a minority.

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]]> By: Euphoria http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-773576 Euphoria Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:30:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-773576 Kissme: You do know your religion contradicts everything you just said right? Kissme: You do know your religion contradicts everything you just said right?

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]]> By: Nani http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-765292 Nani Sun, 22 Mar 2009 03:54:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/costumes/fsm-vs-god/#comment-765292 to: Kissme You know, teaching fairy tales to children when they are "young and vulnerable" telling them it is the absolute truth and that if you don't believe it you will burn in terrible flames, is quite a bad thing. All religions are influenced by the culture they were born in, which would explain why so many are so different. The more thing we get to know about life the less old superstition we believe (for example that thunder is created by Zeus when he is in a bad mood). Ignorance is the key to keep these old superstitions in place. Also religions are a way of controling by fear. They used it a lot in school: "If you don't do your homework you will go to HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL! *Pulls a picture of hell out of his pocket*" I'm sorry but controlling people by fear is not a good thing to do, and if your god exists (which isn't the case) he is a dictator filled with anger and hate (i mean come on, if he was really filled with love and forgiveness there would be no hell, no suffering etc.) God didn't create the humans in his image, the humans created god in their image, like they do fr everything else... you know talking animals and such. And besides Daqq is absolutely right, you should do good things just because it's right, not because you'll go somewhere horrible if you don't. Most people i know who are EXTREMLY religious, are also very selfish and bad as human beings... that says a lot! to: Kissme
You know, teaching fairy tales to children when they are “young and vulnerable” telling them it is the absolute truth and that if you don’t believe it you will burn in terrible flames, is quite a bad thing. All religions are influenced by the culture they were born in, which would explain why so many are so different. The more thing we get to know about life the less old superstition we believe (for example that thunder is created by Zeus when he is in a bad mood). Ignorance is the key to keep these old superstitions in place. Also religions are a way of controling by fear. They used it a lot in school: “If you don’t do your homework you will go to HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL! *Pulls a picture of hell out of his pocket*” I’m sorry but controlling people by fear is not a good thing to do, and if your god exists (which isn’t the case) he is a dictator filled with anger and hate (i mean come on, if he was really filled with love and forgiveness there would be no hell, no suffering etc.) God didn’t create the humans in his image, the humans created god in their image, like they do fr everything else… you know talking animals and such.
And besides Daqq is absolutely right, you should do good things just because it’s right, not because you’ll go somewhere horrible if you don’t. Most people i know who are EXTREMLY religious, are also very selfish and bad as human beings… that says a lot!

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