Comments on: FSM vs God

By: Ledge

Ledge — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:23:07 +0000

Woo I’m 14 I have “seen the light” lol. I’ve been an atheist since I was twelve, which has been a bit of a pain given that I’m in a repressive Irish Catholic School (Blackrock College if anyone here’s heard of it). I’d say FSM makes as much sense as recognised religions, which is an impressive achievement for a parody. If there are any Irish atheists reading this you rock!!!

By: Luke

Luke — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:44:01 +0000

I am a Christian, and I am not at all offended by this… Why do people get so worked up about it? I enjoy this page as much as the dihydrogen monoxide webpages. Thank you to all who participate for brightening up my day. =D

By: Caleb Newburn

Caleb Newburn — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:48:01 +0000

I hate to say this, but I find this hilarious. Pirates? Spaghetti monsters? I mean come on, its probably one of the most funniest things in the world. Now, I believe in intelligent design….but not one from a giant monster that is completely edible. Just add a little Parmesan cheese and where ready to go!
-Caleb Newburn

By: Torrie

Torrie — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:56:47 +0000

To Danny Drey, age 13. That’s about the time I became Atheist too. I am over 3 times as old as you. You are lucky you found out so young that there is no God. Study Science and Richard dawkins and you can’t go wrong.

By: Nick Donahe

Nick Donahe — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 05:11:02 +0000

I am absolutely in love with the hate mail page on this website. I think it’s extremely entertaining that Christians get so worked up about this joke. I am an atheist, and I think it’s interesting that some people can be so offended by this kind of thing. If someone insults my religion(or lack thereof), i shrug it off; people are entitled to their own beliefs. It’s just difficult for me to grasp that people are actually offended by this. I love it.

By: Jesso

Jesso — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:25:04 +0000

Annonymous (who cannot even spell your own name),

I have nothing to repent for. And there is no god to bless me or love me. But thanks for playin’.

By: Oscar Harris

Oscar Harris — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 07:38:50 +0000

I only want to join because i find the hate mail so irrocovally stupid.
(I made that word up because no word in the English language could describe my feelings).

I hope that one day i am blessed with a sign from the noodley appendage of the FSM.

I also hope i see fairies in the garden. Or a unicorn.

Its all as likely as god existing. :)

By: Annonymous

Annonymous — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 05:56:11 +0000

You still have the chance to repent. God is mercyful! He loves you all.
God bless you all.

By: LactatingGoose

LactatingGoose — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:21:01 +0000

I wish I had a condom on right now. My pants are full of excitement jizz. I’m totally crossing over to FSM. Hard ons for everyone!!!!!!!!

By: rob

rob — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:48:54 +0000

I was kind of looking around at getting a religious sort of thing in my life but never really got round to it. I think I would have liked to be a jew but military service in Isreal and the fact that god didn’t actually choose me to be a jew kind of put me off the whole thing.

Seeing the FSM makes me think I’m missing out on all the devout things in life / death / afterlife * and FSM seems like just the completely illogical belief system for me !

I don’t want to get too denominational on you given that I’ve only been a believer for the last 180 seconds but is it right to imitate the FSM in costume ? Is that not the work of a heretic ?

Also, as a member of the FSM would I be allowed to

i) Petition abortion clinics armed with lasagne ?
ii) Make really poor films about faux-sects with Tom Hanks ?
iii) Still scare the shit out of those close to me using the amazing universal laws of attraction as contained in ‘The Secret’ ?

*Delete where applicable.

Rob (Ireland).

PS – There’s no need to discuss this comment as I’m sure the FSM will reveal his intentions directly to me by arranging a plate of alphabet shapes into a spiritual language only I can interpret.

By: Levi B

Levi B — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:42:24 +0000

Religions are for PUSSYS who CANT HANDLE reality!

Gods make NO sense! You think they do because your whole life was based around such a belief. If there was a god(makes no sense but yea) why would he judge his creations and send some to hell? Why would he do anything? He knows everything he is everything blah blah. Why does he need worshiped? People act like they know FUCKING EVERYTHING.

What are you going to do for an eternity in some paradise(heaven). You need bad in order to have good. An endless supply of good has no balance, it will get old fast. True? lol fucking fools

This whole thing is unfathomable because we’re all apart of it. We can’t look at ourselves in the same way that we can’t chew on our own teeth or look directly into our own eye without using a mirror.

We’re waves of the ocean(universe) if anything.

By: czechmate

czechmate — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:09:10 +0000

Hi there. I am knocking on the door of 80 years and had over 60 years experience in translating ancient scipts and runes (I’m an Archeologist and Theologian)
I have been an atheist now for 28 years – that is 28 years of freedom from bullshit.
There are to date 2894 gods in human society and they all have several things in common.
1.. They are the creator of all things.
2.. They are all-powerful.
3.. They are all-seeing.
4.. They are all the “one-true”
5.. They are all surrounded by an ever-expanding mythology, which either comes out of over-enthusiasm, a desire to control or out of a bottle.
6.. They are all inventions of man – without exception.

The FSM is a beautiful counter to mans’ greatest mental disorder – religion.