515 Responses to “FSM vs God”
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161 - May 22nd, 2007 at - Skatt Says:
Ask anyone with a 2 year old, the FSM is real, we’ve all seen it, usually makes appearances around dinnertime. Can anyone make that claim about God? hmm…
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162 - May 24th, 2007 at - dj quik Says:
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163 - May 31st, 2007 at - Jim Says:
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164 - June 3rd, 2007 at - Kiara Says:
Why is it excepted that a great man placed us all here on earth, yet FSM is so hard to believe? They both could be possible, and just because one is more widely practiced, doesn’t make it true. Anyways, this is a demonstration of how religions are started.
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165 - June 3rd, 2007 at - Valerie Says:
A few months ago, a close [and crazy] friend of mine informed me of the FSM. I am not exactly sure of what is really out there. I guess all religions have this idea that there is something or someone that put us all here. Some think that it is science, and all that jazz. Some believe that this magical “man” called “God” got bored one day and decided to create man. Which is pretty stupid, if you ask me.
Anything is possible, and being open-minded is the only thing you can do when you’re not sure, and no one else is of what is going on around you. I love FSMism, because it’s exactly what I had been looking for in a “religion.”
It’s fun, and I guess that’s what life should be about, is just having some FUN!!
Really though, this is pretty resonable.
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Good luck to all of you who are trying to figure things out.
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166 - June 10th, 2007 at - St. Dread Pirate Roberts Says:
Avast me matey’s i see now clearer with my one good eye the glory of the FSM. I set my sail full with his divine presence as i set me rudder to the convolution of Theologian triangle of the past. Arrrrgh! Yo ho and three cheers to our kind meatball-ed one.
May his glory be tolerated by all, may his teachings get some footnote in an email you send, and may his noodly appendage enter into our lives in the most dire of times, and the best of times. Here here!
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167 - June 12th, 2007 at - omggggggg Says:
People, this site is a total joke, i stay being catholic
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168 - June 12th, 2007 at - omggggggg Says:
You guys are insulting other religions, that’s a bad thing you know?
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169 - June 22nd, 2007 at - Pirate Tefer Says:
I just wanted to say that i have been a pirate now for about 3 years and i had not come across this religion untill a mate of mine introduced me to this and it basicly follows the pirate way minus the FSM buts thats kool and i am now a follower and a preacher of the faith
GARRRRRRRRRRR
Pirate Tefer Captain of the pink pike -
170 - June 22nd, 2007 at - DutchPastaGuy Says:
Welcome Pirate Tefer. Glad to see you take a more thinking-oriented approach than omgggggg. omgggggg, care to tell us why we should not mock a religion like your Catholicism where you’re supposed to let a bunch of old men in Rome do your thinking for you, as far as religion is concerned? How can anyone with any confidence or self-respect go along with a hierarchy- and obedience obsessed group like that?
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171 - June 22nd, 2007 at - Prof. B♥♥ty Says:
Hi Pirate Tefer, pull up a barrel and get comfy.
Sorry omggggggg - we don’t realise, we’ll stop right away, just as soon as the religious ones stop bombing the crap out of each other and telling us how to live our lives - K? -
172 - June 22nd, 2007 at - Prof. B♥♥ty Says:
I’m stalking you DPG!
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173 - June 22nd, 2007 at - Pirate Tefer Says:
well the was i see life is that its a lot like a pirate ship u have the ship which represents the planet u have lots of different types of mpeople all with there own ideas and opinions not everyone is going to agree so of course there are going to be arguments but we still have to get along or were sunk so if u treat people with respect and listen to what ever they have to say u may be suprised at how good there comments can be also life is to short to argue over trivial crap “lifes short drink fast” :p had to be said
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174 - June 22nd, 2007 at - Prof. B♥♥ty Says:
But we’re pirates, we have to fight the fundies!
Load the cannons with satire! Pass the rum! Land Ho! -
175 - June 22nd, 2007 at - Pirate Tefer Says:
yer but theres a time to fight and a time to drink (or both) plus all those god worshipers are commiting a sin by telling us to fuck off because we dont belive what they belive “thou shall love thou neighbour” maybe not those words but u get the point
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176 - June 22nd, 2007 at - Prof. B♥♥ty Says:
Yeah, yeah, whatever, I am in the mood for a fight!
Where’s that axe? -
177 - July 7th, 2007 at - torrey Says:
torrey
fsmism rules!!!!!!! -
178 - July 14th, 2007 at - Hanzo Says:
Ahoy!
I really like pastafarianism, it’s the best religion I’ve ever seen! To tell the truth, I don’t like religions at all, and I don’t believe in any of them… But this one is fun! I still not “believe”, but I like it:) May His Noodly Appendage touch you all! Oh, can’t wait for the Beer Volcano:P
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for all those who say “you are dumbs to seriously believe in this ***”, I think that it is rather you who prove to have some mental problems by posting comments like this…ps#2:
English is only my second language, sorry if what I write is not too clear…:) -
179 - July 14th, 2007 at - One Eyed Jack Says:
Hanzo,
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Avast! Welcome aboard!
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It’s OK if you don’t truly believe in the FSM. The FSM will be the first to tell you that He doesn’t exist, so I doubt he has a problem with followers coming here just for the free beer.
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180 - July 14th, 2007 at - DutchPastaGuy Says:
@Hanzo
One of the 8 “I’d really rather you didn’t” statements in the Gospel of the FSM states that He is ok with it if you don’t believe in Him, he’s not that vain. So pull up a chair, make yourself at home, post some more. Welcome to your new spiritual home.
