515 Responses to “FSM vs God”
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101 - January 16th, 2007 at - Navigator Spider Says:
@fsm raper
“Never mind the stupid theory about Evolutionâ€, there’s a lot of very sensible people who would disagree with you there. you seem very angry about this, perhaps you have some sort of pent up frustration? your selction of a posting name would seem to indicate so ~ cries out for some psychoanalysis in fact, although i imagine you’d dispute Freud as some crank as well. It’s ok to admit to yourself that you don’t have as much faith as you think you should and that you have all these annoying doubts. We welcome all, especially those prepared to ask questions.
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As for trying to turn people into atheists, even we can’t do that. We simnply encourage people to think for themselves, evaluate the evidence and see where it leads. if you do indeed believe that God/Jesus/Elvis speaks to you then good for you, stand up and say it proud, maybe seek some medical advice (i hear lithium works) but enjoy your delusion of choice. if all it does is make you angry then perhaps it’s not the one for you? -
102 - January 25th, 2007 at - Gothicality Says:
Does the FSM come with cheese?
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103 - January 25th, 2007 at - Tiny Tim Says:
Cheese and garlic bread.
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104 - January 25th, 2007 at - Gothicality Says:
YAY!!!!!!!!
RAmen TO THAT!! ;) -
105 - January 25th, 2007 at - CheshireAngle Says:
BEST RELIGON EVER!!!!!!!!
GO FSM!
RAmen…
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106 - January 26th, 2007 at - Andrew Says:
Screw the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
I ate a pirate today, with spaghetti too.
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107 - January 26th, 2007 at - Andrew Says:
Just kidding…
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108 - January 26th, 2007 at - Andrew Says:
I don’t want to be killed by spaghetti.
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109 - January 26th, 2007 at - MIKE Says:
ANDREW IS A FAGGOOOOOO……………………….
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110 - January 30th, 2007 at - Little Jimmy Says:
wow this site is hilarious. i wonder if any1 actually believes this stuff. but y spagehtti? it tastes like SHIT. how bout the giant ice cream monster?
i laugh at all of you who wholeheartedly believe this stuff.
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111 - January 30th, 2007 at - Beastly Rich Says:
oh yes, we all wholeheartedly believe all this stuff and secondly ice cream?????
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Where did you get such a foolish idea? -
112 - January 30th, 2007 at - Marc McOar Says:
Ice cream monster? Preposterous. Where would the meatballs go?
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113 - January 30th, 2007 at - Teddy Says:
Awesome, Mike’s back.
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Wanker!
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@Crulix, we have discussed this else where, Truth is a river. Everyone gets this. So stop thinking because you are the first boy in the class to grow pubic hair you are somehow better than the world (Sorry, Mike’s here, it does that to me).
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@Little Jimmy
“it tastes like SHIT”, That’s what the sauce is for with spaghetti. Olive oil, garlic and onion is really good. Some mussels or diced fried bacon is really great tossed in too. Argg, anyway me old seadog, well come to our fine vessel. We all be stout believers yere.
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@FSM Raper, we aren’t atheists. You aren’t quite making sense. Have you ever been approached on the street by a Pastafarian trying to get you to come to a BBQ to push his religion down your throat followed by a one hour discussion on your beliefs because he thinks you must be deranged and subnormal for not believing in the FSM (I’m not bitter, he went away doubting)? We try to convert no one, you come here willingly. Most of the above religion pushing goes for Atheists too, they aren’t exactly known for it. May you grow more wise sanddog.
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Are there any tagliatelle witnesses out there yet? If so, can we shoot them for all of our sakes.
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A useful sauce (sic) of information
http://www3.sympatico.ca/joanne.magliocco/pasta_shapes.htm -
114 - January 30th, 2007 at - Little Jimmy Says:
@ teddy, well why not make it church of the flying spaghetti monster w/ sauce and garlic? still tastes bad; becuz what ur saying isnt the flying spaghetti monster alone. lol
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115 - February 2nd, 2007 at - The Tanman Says:
@ little jimmy: hmm……… shit, not exactly what i would say it tasted like but you can have your own oppinion. because you dont have to like the taste of somthing to beleive in it any way do you? do you think that catholics all like the taste of human flesh for beleiving (rather big headedly) that god is a huge big man in the sky with a couple of dead peaple?
oh and from a wile back
@Atheist Joe: english isn’t my first language and also i was typing very fast because i needed to catch a train.
and from more recently
@little jimmy….. again: he couldn’t have sauce and garlic aswell because when he is flying around at highspeeds it would dribble off leaving some form of supernatural goo from witch uncontrolled life would be bursting from, also garlic smells bad so we would be able to smell him near by and i doubt he would like a bundle of crazed scientist lashing around wildly with giant nets every time he came to alkter the results of their tests would he?
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116 - February 2nd, 2007 at - Homo narrans Says:
“crazed scientist lashing around wildly with giant nets every time he came to alter the results of their tests would he? ”
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FSM-catching scientists…now there’s a hilarious image. -
117 - February 2nd, 2007 at - Jingles Says:
Yeah… they’d fail miserably of course, and would be so taunted by the smell of garlic and bacon that they’d immediately run to the local pastorama for a little noodley benefaction.
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118 - February 5th, 2007 at - Oob Says:
That girl is fuckin ugly!
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119 - February 7th, 2007 at - RamenMaster Says:
The FSM is almighty,
God can suck his noodles,
Id pay too see that shit. -
120 - February 7th, 2007 at - RAmenMaster Says:
The FSM is almighty,
God can suck his noodles,
Id pay too see that shit.
Shmow,
RAmen!
