508 Responses to “FSM vs God”

1. 261 - September 9th, 2007 at - wench octarine Says:
   
   

   @sw - i have read that you can have fun in walmart somewhere online!
   one of the suggestions was to go to the gun section, pick up a gun, and say “where are the anti-depressants?” to a shop assistant. sounds funny. hehehe.
   anyone got dried frog pills?

2. 262 - September 9th, 2007 at - Alchemist Says:
   
   

   @WO
   That sounds like the kind of fun some of the muppets over here got up to after 9/11. in the airports.
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   “What is your reason for travelling?”
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   “I’m a terrorist!”
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   .
   “Waaaaaaaaaaa - I was only joki…”
   .
   Got to love the Brits :D

3. 263 - September 20th, 2007 at - Josh Says:
   
   

   What is this blashphemy?

   There is but One worthy of worship.

   That is God Almighty.

   If you truly believe in a Speghetti Monster that flies, then you have deceived your own self.

   I’m not here to condemn you or your beliefs. I am here to tell you that Jesus loves you, and that He came and died on a cross to save you from your sins. It is up to you whether or not you accept Him.

   Did a Spaghetti monster die for your sins?

   Have you not read the truth where we are told that wine and strong drink (beer) maketh a man a fool, and that they are mockers? There went your beer volcanoes.

   It isn’t too late. There is still a way! That way is Jesus Christ! Just come to Him admit that you are a sinner, and on you rway to hell and ask Him to save you. He WILL hear you!

   Jesus loves you!

   Peace be unto you.

4. 264 - September 20th, 2007 at - Wench Nikkiee Says:
   
   

   Josh Sep 20th, 2007 at 6:33 am
   “I’m not here to condemn you or your beliefs.
   “What is this blashphemy? There is but One worthy of worship. That is God Almighty.”
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   “If you truly believe in a Speghetti Monster that flies, then you have deceived your own self.”
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   “I’m not here to condemn you or your beliefs.”
   “Have you not read the truth where we are told that wine and strong drink (beer) maketh a man a fool, and that they are mockers? There went your beer volcanoes.”
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   “I’m not here to condemn you or your beliefs.”
   “Just come to Him admit that you are a sinner, and on you rway to hell and ask Him to save you. ”
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   Ok Josh…..glad you’re not one of those Christians that come here to condemn our beliefs….really glad :)
   May you feel the touch of His Noodley Appendage
   RAmen

5. 265 - September 21st, 2007 at - Josh Says:
   
   

   Just one more thing I feel I need to say then I will leave you people alone.

   I do not at all like the way in which you have represented my God, the One that saved me from my sins, th eOne that sent His Son to die for my sins. I just do not like it all.

   I also will say that i pray for you all, that th eHoly Spirit of God wil come down and lead you to a saving knowledge of Jesus Christ.

   Peace be unto you.

   P.S. I do not in any way come to you to condemn you. I fell upon this site from an outside source and saw this. I just thought I would reach out in the love of Christ to you all. I pray that you all will one day be in heaven with me.

6. 266 - September 21st, 2007 at - Frank Says:
   
   

   I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage and mark this day as the one I found the most awesome religion ever. My only regret is that I missed out on the most holiest Talk Like a Pirate Day.

   After witnessing the reenactment above, I am convinced that FSM would in fact, kick god’s ass because I’m sure it happened just like that.

   RAmen

7. 267 - September 21st, 2007 at - Red Dutchpasta Wench Says:
   
   

   Josh, I hope not, you sound like a self-rightoeus (sp?) bore.

8. 268 - September 22nd, 2007 at - wench octarine Says:
   
   

   @josh - but i wanna go to hell! it’s more interesting! pray for me and i’ll sue!!! …um…is that possible? anyone here know? pass the dried frog pills or the chainsaw - either one.

   @frank - =( i missed it too! waaaah!

   anyone know where i’d get a short wave radio in australia (or austria if you’re GWB)?

9. 269 - September 22nd, 2007 at - wench octarine Says:
   
   

   also - anyone heard of kerning? if you have, think of what these would be if badly kerned.
   clint eastwood
   flicker
   in allcaps.

10. 270 - September 22nd, 2007 at - wench octarine Says:
    
    

    @ josh

    “I do not at all like the way in which you have represented my God, the One that saved me from my sins, th eOne that sent His Son to die for my sins. I just do not like it all.”
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    when did we represent *your* god? apart from quoting the bible, of course. hmmmm…
    bad grammar too…(”th eOne “)
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    sorry bout all the posts

11. 271 - September 24th, 2007 at - sean Says:
    
    

    ya’ll are a bunch of perveted sickening people

    ps. by the way josh knows wats he’s talking about and so wat if he had bad grammer he’s from the south

12. 272 - September 24th, 2007 at - Peter Popoff Says:
    
    

    Thanks for that Sean.
    Good to know!

13. 273 - October 9th, 2007 at - Jimmy Calhoun Says:
    
    

    It’s easy for people to belong to something they created, because its easy to understand, o wow you talk about life and all these deep philisophical topics…and pirates, its obviously a way for people who don’t belong to something to find meaning in their lives. Eventually all the people who started this will just be a bunch of cracked out hippies, and all they will have in 30 years are a few shirts and some good ol college memories, and their kids will duck around corners trying to avoid the embarassment of the parent wearing a shirt with a spaghetti monster on it.

    Now lets see you all try to understand something deep, something with meaning, read the bible. Sure i sound like a jerk and not a very nice person, just tired of seeing people led astray in their lives to things that dont matter

14. 274 - October 9th, 2007 at - Wench Cyka Says:
    
    

    I read the bible, took a (forced) class in it once. It was a hoot! Makes Greek “mythology” look tame, considering it’s cobbled together from every religion in the world that came before it. Makes a good read if you’re really, really bored and ther’re no fundies posting…

15. 275 - October 10th, 2007 at - Pasta Ninja Says:
    
    

    Try reading philosophy, like Lao Tzu. the Tao te ching says that, when all goodness leaves the world, religion takes its place.
    Most people here would make good Taoists. They believe in LIVING LIFE and not spending it sacrificing joy in the name of a blinding “light.”
    Pastamancers come in many forms, and the FSM has ninja and pirate in it. Ramen and Spaghetti unite into Super Ultra Flying Noodle Monster! Long live the pirate-ninja alliance!

16. 276 - October 10th, 2007 at - me Says:
    
    

    Chris·tian /ˈkrɪstʃən/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kris-chuhn] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
    –adjective 1. of, pertaining to, or derived from Jesus Christ or His teachings: a Christian faith.
    2. of, pertaining to, believing in, or belonging to the religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ: Spain is a Christian country.
    3. of or pertaining to Christians: many Christian deaths in the Crusades.
    4. exhibiting a spirit proper to a follower of Jesus Christ; Christlike: She displayed true Christian charity.
    5. decent; respectable: They gave him a good Christian burial.
    6. human; not brutal; humane: Such behavior isn’t Christian.
    –noun 7. a person who believes in Jesus Christ; adherent of Christianity.
    8. a person who exemplifies in his or her life the teachings of Christ: He died like a true Christian.
    9. a member of any of certain Protestant churches, as the Disciples of Christ and the Plymouth Brethren.
    10. the hero of Bunyan’s Pilgrim’s Progress.
    11. a male given name.

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    [Origin: 1250–1300;

17. 277 - October 10th, 2007 at - me Says:
    
    

    Okay now all you christians out there acting as bible beaters, think about this…”christ like”….when christ came to this world did he visit and “chill” with the pharisees? NO, do you know why? Cause they were jerks.

    phar·i·see (fār’ĭ-sē) Pronunciation Key
    n.
    Pharisee A member of an ancient Jewish sect that emphasized strict interpretation and observance of the Mosaic law in both its oral and written form.
    A hypocritically self-righteous person.

    if you dont like the dictionary definition here is one from the Bible:

    Then Jesus said to the crowds and to his disciples, “The teachers of religious law and the Pharisees are the official interpreters of the Scriptures. So practice and obey whatever they say to you, but don’t follow their example. For they don’t practice what they teach. They crush you with impossible religious demands and never lift a finger to help ease the burden. Matthew 23: 1–4

    Jesus even goes on to say:

    Snakes! Sons of vipers! How will you escape the judgment of hell?

    Moral of my story is know that as a christian that you are bluntly putting out there, that you do represtent christ and you will be held responcible for your actions as a christian pushing people away from christ.

    P.S. you come on to this site to “correct” FSM’s views on christianity, but your just comfirming them, think about that for you litteraly are the reason this was all started. Get It?

18. 278 - October 10th, 2007 at - Pluto Says:
    
    

    @ me
    Very well said.
    Nice to hear someone on the other side with a bit of commonsense.

19. 279 - October 14th, 2007 at - Heidi Says:
    
    

    Making Fun of Christians??? Ah……….DUH !!!
    FSM Bless You
    Argh, Ramen

20. 280 - October 14th, 2007 at - Heidi Says:
    
    

    Making Fun of Christians??? Ah……….DUH !!!
    FSM Bless You
    Argh, Ramen
    Love this Belief !

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