493 Responses to “FSM vs God”

1. 241 - August 27th, 2007 at 5:29 pm - Jake_loustone Says:
   
   

   ALL HAIL FSM
   BEST RELIGON EVER!!!!!!!

   May we all be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

   RAmen!

2. 242 - August 31st, 2007 at 8:16 am - lilMarcO@msn.com Says:
   
   

   ALL HERE WILL look back and realize “what a waste of time”.

3. 243 - August 31st, 2007 at 8:18 am - lilMarcO@msn.com Says:
   
   

   Ted Linguini
   Aug 23rd, 2007 at 10:12 am
   I like the form chosen by FSM for this battle. He/She/It should appear to us all as an attractive Asian girl far more often. This would definitely help us to convert more gamers and white males who live in their parents’ basements.
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4. 244 - September 2nd, 2007 at 11:27 am - Guy Ohayon Says:
   
   

   that was expected…

5. 245 - September 6th, 2007 at 9:29 am - ;liashgd Says:
   
   

   wow you guys are fucking fags if u really believe all of this bull shit

   like wowo you are fuckin stupid

6. 246 - September 6th, 2007 at 11:33 am - Nephelokokkygia Says:
   
   

   Just goes to show that even dressing up as the Spaghedeity gives you the power to destroy all false gods.

7. 247 - September 6th, 2007 at 1:01 pm - Alchemist Says:
   
   

   What does wowo mean?
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   Honestly folks - is it that difficult to use a keyboard? This isn’t IM or txt u no! You can use real words.

8. 248 - September 6th, 2007 at 5:21 pm - Captain sexy Says:
   
   

   haha, I love the christians spreading the hate towards us. What happened to love thy neighbor?

   RAMEN!

9. 249 - September 6th, 2007 at 6:25 pm - The ninja Says:
   
   

   What does the FSM in all his might, have to say about ninjas??
   are ninjas some kind of hated missing link or something?? Somebody shed some light on my situation please.
   Or is there anything about it in the gospel, cause i have that too :P

10. 250 - September 6th, 2007 at 9:25 pm - ZeroTo325 Says:
    
    

    Ninjas are disliked becuase they hunted down the pirates and caused a gloabl increase in tepurature by lowering the number of pirates.

11. 251 - September 7th, 2007 at 4:10 pm - The ninja Says:
    
    

    Tsch..but we were in japan??? Weren’t we killing samurais all those years:?
    OMG!!! we should have made that left turn at albuquerque.

12. 252 - September 8th, 2007 at 3:05 am - Algolei Says:
    
    

    Why do Christians keep coming here to berate us? Why don’t Christians come here and congratulate us for our enlightenment? You don’t find Muslims or Communists or the French coming here and bad-mouthing the FSM; those are some nice people, very patient and understanding and caring.
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    It really makes no sense to me. I’m so sad. :( Why won’t they at least open their eyes for a moment to see his noodly appendage? The truth! The truth! The truth might set them FREEEEE! To be pirates!!
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    It seems they come here to declare themselves our enemies, and then complain that WE’RE victimizing THEM. I don’t go to their websites and praise pirates! I don’t go to their…uh, temple thingies, whatchamacallits…I don’t go there and tell them they’re all dumb!
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    Christians must be very rude people. :( The truth has blessed me, and I’d like to help them all, but I don’t dare try because they’re so nasty. :(

13. 253 - September 8th, 2007 at 4:38 am - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    Algolei

    “You don’t find Muslims or Communists or the French coming here and bad-mouthing the FSM; those are some nice people, very patient and understanding and caring.”
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    hahahahahahaha!
    .
    I think we’ve had the odd Muslim but not too many. I can’t remember any French posters though.

14. 254 - September 8th, 2007 at 8:19 am - SaucyWench Says:
    
    

    @ Algolei - I agree with you. I would never go to a Christian site and berate them, unless they specifically asked for opinions that differ from theirs. That doesn’t seem to be the case very often, I don’t think.
    .
    Alchemist - Hi! Getting along ok?

15. 255 - September 8th, 2007 at 8:39 am - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    Hi Saucy, yeah, not bad thanks, tired though. How about you and the family?

16. 256 - September 8th, 2007 at 9:47 am - SaucyWench Says:
    
    

    Alchemist - Surprisingly, we’re ok. I’m off to try to buy my son some clothing that is at least somewhat made in the U.S.A. I’m not trying to be patriotic or anything like that. I’m just trying to not buy items that are toxic. I bought some dishes that were made in the U.S.A. a few days ago. That took some doing. I had to go to Walmart. I hate Walmart. I feel so dirty.

17. 257 - September 8th, 2007 at 12:56 pm - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    Walmart - Sheryl Crow’s favourite store. Do they still sell cut-price guns and employ child labour?

18. 258 - September 8th, 2007 at 4:58 pm - SaucyWench Says:
    
    

    Alchemist - I don’t know. I steered very clear of the gun section while I was in there. I didn’t see any children working, but maybe that would have been an improvement over who was working there. I know that sounds horrible, and it is, but I find Walmart very depressing. Really. When I go to Walmart, I am faced head-on with sad truths about the U.S.A. and the human condition in general.
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    On the up side, I just got back from a 10-mile bike ride with my son in his seat on the back of the bike. I live in a rural area, and the countryside was absolutely spectacular today. We saw a giant flock of wild turkeys and then we directed some farmers to a newborn calf they were looking for that we happened to spot. I swallowed a couple of bugs in the process, but I’ll take that over Walmart every time.

19. 259 - September 8th, 2007 at 5:58 pm - Rowdiest Wench Says:
    
    

    @ SaucyWench - The bike ride sounds great! :)) I’m sorry you had to go to Walmart. It’s about the only option in my town and I can tell you even a shower won’t help you feel clean after than! My massage therapy instructor calls it “The Evil Empire”!

20. 260 - September 8th, 2007 at 7:01 pm - SaucyWench Says:
    
    

    I’m too ashamed to say what my husband and I call Walmart. We’d get hate-mail just for that.

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