515 Responses to “FSM vs God”

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  1. 201 - August 23rd, 2007 at - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    All my brain cells just ran and curled up in a corner hiding. I think I’ll go join them now….

  2. 202 - August 23rd, 2007 at - Peter Popoff Says:

    @Bob,
    Are you saying my Death bed confession won’t work?
    Crap, Guess I need a new plan.
    .
    I’m not afraid of dying, I’m living now, so I guess it must end someday.
    Do I think about what happens after? Why should I?
    Will worrying about something I can’t change help me?
    BTW, When you die, you stop living, it’s over that’s all.
    .
    You are correct, you can’t save me by yourself, however…
    If your buddy God, were to show up, and prove himself to me, I’d give it a thought.
    .
    Peace,
    PP

  3. 203 - August 23rd, 2007 at - JohnK Says:

    He has been sent to test our lack of faith, let us not react!

  4. 204 - August 23rd, 2007 at - ralpO Says:

    “Oh dear! Oh dear…..HDD :(
    May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage Bob
    RAmen”
    “No doubt hedging their bets.
    I’m rather speechless on this post…no idea where to even start..”

    Would you be so kind and explain, in details what that is supposed to mean? - What are your thoughts about the fsm? - Why do you have to attack the Christians? (If you can not come up with something more than a 4 lines long answer, then you have clearly nothing to say.)

  5. 205 - August 23rd, 2007 at - ralpO Says:

    “He has been sent to test our lack of faith, let us not react!”

    What faith? Beer volcanoes and strippers? What is good about that? No eternal life in joy, nothing more than drunk people and bitches? Your “religion” has no moral, no goodness, nothing. The persons who “believe” in this shit, have clearly lost their minds. The fsm stuff is made up simply because they are afraid of God.

  6. 206 - August 23rd, 2007 at - JohnK Says:

    oh dear ralpO, you’ve clearly missed the point of FSM!

    By arguing against us you are arguing against your own beliefs!

  7. 207 - August 23rd, 2007 at - ralpO Says:

    oh dear ralpO, you’ve clearly missed the point of FSM!
    By arguing against us you are arguing against your own beliefs!”

    Okay, now that was stupid. Absolutely no logic in that, at all.
    Would you mind explain yourself so that I can actually manage to understand your way of thinking? If not, then be quiet.

  8. 208 - August 23rd, 2007 at - ? Says:

    “Why do you have to attack the Christians?”
    “nothing more than drunk people and bitches? Your “religion” has no moral, no goodness, nothing. The persons who “believe” in this shit, have clearly lost their minds.”
    .
    Can anyone spot the hypocrisy? :)

  9. 209 - August 23rd, 2007 at - ? Says:

    Can you prove the FSM is not the true creator ralpO?

  10. 210 - August 23rd, 2007 at - JohnK Says:

    To be enlightened you need to read “The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster”, ISBN: 9780007231607. Available from all good book shops.

    What has logic got to do with religion, I ask you?

    RAmen.

  11. 211 - August 23rd, 2007 at - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    @ralpO
    “If you can not come up with something more than a 4 lines long answer, then you have clearly nothing to say”
    .
    Oh I have some to say ralpO :))
    But it’s getting late pm where I am …if you care to check back here tomorrow….
    In the meantime….
    RAmen

  12. 212 - August 23rd, 2007 at - Red Dutchpasta Wench Says:

    Nikiee: defenitly HDD :)
    *
    ralpO: they started it! Plus it’s fun, specially when they froth at the mouth :)
    *
    Bob: As you say, it’s hard to laugh when you are dead. I’ll just take my change now then: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (etc) .

  13. 213 - August 23rd, 2007 at - Fundy Alert Says:

    }:-}

  14. 214 - August 23rd, 2007 at - Fundy Alert Says:

    @ JohnK Aug 23rd, 2007 at 6:04 am
    oh dear ralpO, you’ve clearly missed the point of FSM!”oh dear ralpO, you’ve clearly missed the point of FSM! By arguing against us you are arguing against your own beliefs!”
    .
    @ralpO Aug 23rd, 2007 at 6:06 am
    “Okay, now that was stupid. Absolutely no logic in that, at all.”
    .
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL

  15. 215 - August 23rd, 2007 at - JohnK Says:

    Didnt FSM create GOd?

  16. 216 - August 23rd, 2007 at - Lilith♥ Says:

    @ralpO: the whole idea of the FSM is not to attack any religion, but to show how ridiculous it is, to put religion into science classes. Those are ideas and beliefs and myths, you can believe in whatever you want, but it has nothing to do with science.
    That’s the whole point, get it?
    Of course, most of the people who really get the whole thing, don’t believe in a god, but you could be even Christian AND Pastafarian, it’s possible.
    The fact that there are more than one religions (with strong believers) here on earth makes a ‘true’ one very unlikely, doesn’t it?

  17. 217 - August 23rd, 2007 at - Lilith♥ Says:

    P.S. except the FSM, of course, that’s the only True Religion!! ;P

  18. 218 - August 23rd, 2007 at - Fundy Alert Says:

    Lilith♥ Aug 23rd, 2007 at 6:32 am
    “except the FSM, of course, that’s the only True Religion!!”
    .
    I think the Christians know in their hearts that the FSM is the real creator and that’s why they come here to attack us. They are clearly worried by our very existence.
    RAmen

  19. 219 - August 23rd, 2007 at - ralpO Says:

    “@ralpO: the whole idea of the FSM is not to attack any religion, but to show how ridiculous it is, to put religion into science classes. Those are ideas and beliefs and myths, you can believe in whatever you want, but it has nothing to do with science.
    That’s the whole point, get it?
    Of course, most of the people who really get the whole thing, don’t believe in a god, but you could be even Christian AND Pastafarian, it’s possible.
    The fact that there are more than one religions (with strong believers) here on earth makes a ‘true’ one very unlikely, doesn’t it?”

    1: Who puts religion into science classes? Science and religion are indeed not related.
    2: If you call the Christian belief a myth, you show how little you know.
    3: If you knew anything about Christianity, you would not say that being a Christian AND a “pastafarian” at the same time, is possible.
    4: Those who have felt God/Jesus, know what is right, and what are wrong. You “pastafarians” have chosen not to understand Christianity, you do probably not want to hear it either. (Unless for fun)
    5: Many of those who do not believe in Christianity, have repent. - They never regretted it.

  20. 220 - August 23rd, 2007 at - ralpO Says:

    “I think the Christians know in their hearts that the FSM is the real creator and that’s why they come here to attack us. They are clearly worried by our very existence.
    RAmen” Haha, of course! I believe in the santa and a mysterious monster in my WC, too.

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