515 Responses to “FSM vs God”

1. 181 - July 14th, 2007 at - ۞ Says:
   
   

   If the FSM was the first to tell you he doesn’t exist he would be lying!
   If he doesn’t even admit that he doesn’t exist, then how can you say you’ve proved he doesn’t exist.
   If you can’t prove something doesn’t exist that is as good as proving it exists.
   Since you can never make something that doesn’t exist admit it the FSM exists.
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   RAmen and QED.
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   Thomas Aquinas eat your dead buried and rotted to dust heart out.

2. 182 - July 14th, 2007 at - ۞ Says:
   
   

   Sorry about that last post.
   I’ve been talking to Christians and their half-baked nuttiness starts to rub off on you!

3. 183 - July 14th, 2007 at - Mike Meier Says:
   
   

   Does anyone make an embroidered “I’d really rather you didn’ts” thing I could frame and put on a wall at home? Like the 10 commandments or “home sweet home” things, but better.

4. 184 - July 18th, 2007 at - Labradoodle Says:
   
   

   A great comments! What a unique concept that provokes the human
   spirit and connects with others! May you all be thy blessed noodle!
   All of us TOGETHER!

5. 185 - July 25th, 2007 at - Dale Scerri Says:
   
   

   FSM DOESN’T EXIST. BOBBY IS JUST A SPAWN OF SATAN TRYING TO CORRUPT YOUR SOULS. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD WHICH ACCEPTS YOUR REDEMPTION WITH HIS ARMS OPEN WIDE. REDEMPT FOR YOUR SAKE. DON’T MAKE JESUS’ SACRIFICE USELESS. PLS DO NOT UPSET THE ONE WHO CREATED US ALL AND WHO WILL ALWAYS LOVE US. PLS.

6. 186 - July 26th, 2007 at - the dog Says:
   
   

   this si the best website on the intraweb that has a comment from a guy called dude so to get to business we all now know that john howard is going out with peter costello but the real news is that george bush is in love with his dog called bob on the moon with elmo
   from the dog
   PS george bush also loves the flying spaggetti monster

7. 187 - July 26th, 2007 at - Vindhyan Bob Says:
   
   

   Dale - you just don’t give up, do you? I suppose you haven’t realized that most people who visit this website do so to be in an environment where they don’t have to put up with the type of things you are saying and can openly criticize (ie, make fun of) fundies such as yourself.

8. 188 - July 26th, 2007 at - angryyoungatheist Says:
   
   

   hiya dale.
   so god’s arms are wide open and accepting now? as far as knew, after reading the bible (it wasn’t in the fiction section of the shop, much to my disappointment), it seemed to me that any wrong turn you make in life you end up in hell. that’s not acceptance, that’s a religious organisation corrupting masses of people so that noone steps a toe out of line. nothing like resorting to fear as a lifestyle coice.

9. 189 - July 31st, 2007 at - Goldykat Says:
   
   

   you scare me….alot

10. 190 - July 31st, 2007 at - One-eyed Wonderkin Says:
    
    

    Dale - you need to up the prescription. You are having fantasies about jewish zombies.
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    If god will always love me, why should I care if god is upset? It would be very un-loving to send me to a nasty place for just being me and exercising free will.
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    @Goldykat - who scares you, Dale or pastafarians?

11. 191 - August 19th, 2007 at - neB revirD Says:
    
    

    cant wait for the FUCKING BEER VOLCANO AND THE STRIPPER FACTORY FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12. 192 - August 19th, 2007 at - Commodore Angryy Says:
    
    

    did i scare goldycat?

13. 193 - August 19th, 2007 at - ۞ Says:
    
    

    neB revirD, Welcome to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have clearly been touched quite vigorously with his noodly appendage.
    Remember we don’t encourage people to accelerate their journey to the beer volcano and strippers.

14. 194 - August 19th, 2007 at - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    Yes - welcome neB. Plenty of room at the beer volcano. Watch out for Lilith though - she gets up early and claims the best spot with her towel :)

15. 195 - August 22nd, 2007 at - Ari Says:
    
    

    *bows down*

    the glory of the flying spaghetti monster hath been shown!

16. 196 - August 22nd, 2007 at - ۞ Says:
    
    

    Ari,
    Although your genuflection is appreciated remember the FSM does not require groveling.
    He just isn’t that vain.

17. 197 - August 23rd, 2007 at - Bob Says:
    
    

    About 90 percent of those who are about to die (old persons, badly wounded persons, etc) asks for a priest who can help them be forgiven/who can tell them about God and the Christian belief… When all of you who disobeys God and Jesus realize that you are forever lost, then you can not go back, you are doomed. - Those who have heard about the Christian religion and who then disobeys it/choose not to believe, are forever lost. (You will most probably laugh at this point, but not when you are dead).
    I wonder how many of you guys who are NOT afraid of dying, and who has to cover your scared and unsure asses in this fsm stuff… I also wonder how many times a day you worry about what happens after death, etc.

    And, yeah; you will of course laugh of this text. - You might actually want to post something “hilarious funny” back at this. - But wait, what would that change..? Nothing at all.

    The sad thing is this; some of you who “believe in the fsm” were about to get Christian once. But when you could never “see” God, etc etc, you chose not to believe. - That itself explain how little you know about the whole point with the Christian religion.

    But yeah, go ahead, I can not save any of you all by myself, so… In time you will see -That you lost.

18. 198 - August 23rd, 2007 at - Wench Nikkiee Says:
    
    

    “You will most probably laugh at this point, but not when you are dead).”
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    Hello Bob
    “I wonder how many of you guys who are NOT afraid of dying, and who has to cover your scared and unsure asses in this fsm stuff”
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    Oh dear! Oh dear…..HDD :(
    May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage Bob
    RAmen

19. 199 - August 23rd, 2007 at - Wench Nikkiee Says:
    
    

    “About 90 percent of those who are about to die (old persons, badly wounded persons, etc) asks for a priest who can help them be forgiven/who can tell them about God and the Christian belief…”
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    No doubt hedging their bets.
    I’m rather speechless on this post…no idea where to even start..

20. 200 - August 23rd, 2007 at - ralpO Says:
    
    

    I hope you fsm guys are note grown ups!

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