493 Responses to “FSM vs God”

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  1. 1 - September 16th, 2006 at 6:51 pm - The Sharpie Wizard Says:

    I think this is all I need to see today.

    All praise FSM and his noodly wonder!

  2. 2 - September 16th, 2006 at 9:21 pm - Javier Says:

    All hail the FSM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I just cant’ wait to go heaven and see it all by myself, the beer volcanos!!!! just cant’ wait dude!!!!!!!!

  3. 3 - September 20th, 2006 at 12:10 am - A reasonably happy person Says:

    this is all the proof i need
    long live the fsm

  4. 4 - September 20th, 2006 at 7:26 pm - random person Says:

    Fms rocks

  5. 5 - September 21st, 2006 at 1:57 pm - i love this Says:

    d

  6. 6 - September 22nd, 2006 at 11:04 am - meg/syd Says:

    this is a permanant acid trip religion!!!!hehe

    we will no longer worship trees but now the flying shapgetti monster in all his shaghetti-ness!

  7. 7 - September 25th, 2006 at 4:14 am - Hammered Says:

    God is very blessed to be touched by his noodly apendage,

    Keg Stands for the FSM!

  8. 8 - September 25th, 2006 at 6:54 am - davidecr Says:

    I always suspect that god was a causasian male. That sure explains a lot…

  9. 9 - September 25th, 2006 at 1:49 pm - White Coat, Red Right Hand Says:

    Truly a classic re-enactment which should be re-enacted at every state fair, local fair, fair-to-good fair and so on and so forth!

  10. 10 - September 25th, 2006 at 2:25 pm - Zenon Says:

    AHH THE FULL GLORY OF THE FSM HAS BLINDED ME! I BOW DOWN IN AWE!

  11. 11 - September 29th, 2006 at 6:29 am - The Dude Says:

    Instead of saying “god bless you” I will now say, with all reverence “Flying Spaghetting Monster bless you, Arg, Ramen”

    Peace and spaghetti grease!

  12. 12 - October 12th, 2006 at 7:59 am - nappa Says:

    quik question what holidays do we have? and when please some one answer.

  13. 13 - October 12th, 2006 at 8:32 am - Susan Says:

    Talk Like a Pirate Day! (Sept. 19) And every Friday.

  14. 14 - October 12th, 2006 at 2:12 pm - SqrlWthANife Says:

    Are there more holiday’s then Talk Like a Pirate Day and every Friday? And what do we celebrate on Friday? Is it just like hey it’s Friday, this is a religious day, or is there something special to it? As for Talk Like a Pirate Day, should we give gifts or do we celebrate a Christmasy type religion like FSMmas?

  15. 15 - October 13th, 2006 at 7:01 am - J0k3r Says:

    I believe! I believe! I believe!
    God has been converted, and leaved heaven to The FSM!
    (I cant wait for the beer volcanos!)

  16. 16 - October 14th, 2006 at 2:49 am - Bokkie Says:

    I love the FSM.
    But I’m not converting to any religion, not even the one with the beer volcanoes.
    I’m an agnost, and that’s what I’ll stay.
    But keep up the good work!

  17. 17 - October 16th, 2006 at 11:47 am - dj Says:

    this is very confusing very dumb 2 what the hell is the spagetti monster

  18. 18 - October 16th, 2006 at 11:49 am - Crulix Says:

    Explain to me…why you think this if you know nothing of life?
    I have no religion because all are wrong.
    Only one truth and only one power.
    Youl see the truth…
    in time we see…

  19. 19 - October 16th, 2006 at 11:50 am - dj Says:

    the raveoli monster is better and he also taste better 2 cuz spagetti suks eggs lol

  20. 20 - October 19th, 2006 at 3:45 am - Freethinker Extraordinare Says:

    Everyone must beLIEve in something, right!?

    I beLIEve I’ll drink from the beer volcano.

    And another thing. . .

    God? You are a disappointment, I KNEW
    you were all hyper in your diaper.
    You are powerless, your sword is worthless against our spagetti slinging monster. You SUCK God. You SUCK.

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