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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Tsch..but we were in japan??? Weren’t we killing samurais all those years:?
OMG!!! we should have made that left turn at albuquerque.
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Why do Christians keep coming here to berate us? Why don’t Christians come here and congratulate us for our enlightenment? You don’t find Muslims or Communists or the French coming here and bad-mouthing the FSM; those are some nice people, very patient and understanding and caring.
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It really makes no sense to me. I’m so sad. :( Why won’t they at least open their eyes for a moment to see his noodly appendage? The truth! The truth! The truth might set them FREEEEE! To be pirates!!
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It seems they come here to declare themselves our enemies, and then complain that WE’RE victimizing THEM. I don’t go to their websites and praise pirates! I don’t go to their…uh, temple thingies, whatchamacallits…I don’t go there and tell them they’re all dumb!
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Christians must be very rude people. :( The truth has blessed me, and I’d like to help them all, but I don’t dare try because they’re so nasty. :(
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Algolei
“You don’t find Muslims or Communists or the French coming here and bad-mouthing the FSM; those are some nice people, very patient and understanding and caring.”
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hahahahahahaha!
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I think we’ve had the odd Muslim but not too many. I can’t remember any French posters though.
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@ Algolei – I agree with you. I would never go to a Christian site and berate them, unless they specifically asked for opinions that differ from theirs. That doesn’t seem to be the case very often, I don’t think.
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Alchemist – Hi! Getting along ok?
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Hi Saucy, yeah, not bad thanks, tired though. How about you and the family?
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Alchemist – Surprisingly, we’re ok. I’m off to try to buy my son some clothing that is at least somewhat made in the U.S.A. I’m not trying to be patriotic or anything like that. I’m just trying to not buy items that are toxic. I bought some dishes that were made in the U.S.A. a few days ago. That took some doing. I had to go to Walmart. I hate Walmart. I feel so dirty.
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Walmart – Sheryl Crow’s favourite store. Do they still sell cut-price guns and employ child labour?
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Alchemist – I don’t know. I steered very clear of the gun section while I was in there. I didn’t see any children working, but maybe that would have been an improvement over who was working there. I know that sounds horrible, and it is, but I find Walmart very depressing. Really. When I go to Walmart, I am faced head-on with sad truths about the U.S.A. and the human condition in general.
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On the up side, I just got back from a 10-mile bike ride with my son in his seat on the back of the bike. I live in a rural area, and the countryside was absolutely spectacular today. We saw a giant flock of wild turkeys and then we directed some farmers to a newborn calf they were looking for that we happened to spot. I swallowed a couple of bugs in the process, but I’ll take that over Walmart every time.
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@ SaucyWench – The bike ride sounds great! :)) I’m sorry you had to go to Walmart. It’s about the only option in my town and I can tell you even a shower won’t help you feel clean after than! My massage therapy instructor calls it “The Evil Empire”!
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I’m too ashamed to say what my husband and I call Walmart. We’d get hate-mail just for that.
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@sw – i have read that you can have fun in walmart somewhere online!
one of the suggestions was to go to the gun section, pick up a gun, and say “where are the anti-depressants?” to a shop assistant. sounds funny. hehehe.
anyone got dried frog pills?
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@WO
That sounds like the kind of fun some of the muppets over here got up to after 9/11. in the airports.
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“What is your reason for travelling?”
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“I’m a terrorist!”
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“Waaaaaaaaaaa – I was only joki…”
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Got to love the Brits :D
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What is this blashphemy?
There is but One worthy of worship.
That is God Almighty.
If you truly believe in a Speghetti Monster that flies, then you have deceived your own self.
I’m not here to condemn you or your beliefs. I am here to tell you that Jesus loves you, and that He came and died on a cross to save you from your sins. It is up to you whether or not you accept Him.
Did a Spaghetti monster die for your sins?
Have you not read the truth where we are told that wine and strong drink (beer) maketh a man a fool, and that they are mockers? There went your beer volcanoes.
It isn’t too late. There is still a way! That way is Jesus Christ! Just come to Him admit that you are a sinner, and on you rway to hell and ask Him to save you. He WILL hear you!
Jesus loves you!
Peace be unto you.
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Josh Sep 20th, 2007 at 6:33 am
“I’m not here to condemn you or your beliefs.
“What is this blashphemy? There is but One worthy of worship. That is God Almighty.”
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“If you truly believe in a Speghetti Monster that flies, then you have deceived your own self.”
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“I’m not here to condemn you or your beliefs.”
“Have you not read the truth where we are told that wine and strong drink (beer) maketh a man a fool, and that they are mockers? There went your beer volcanoes.”
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“I’m not here to condemn you or your beliefs.”
“Just come to Him admit that you are a sinner, and on you rway to hell and ask Him to save you. ”
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Ok Josh…..glad you’re not one of those Christians that come here to condemn our beliefs….really glad :)
May you feel the touch of His Noodley Appendage
RAmen
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Just one more thing I feel I need to say then I will leave you people alone.
I do not at all like the way in which you have represented my God, the One that saved me from my sins, th eOne that sent His Son to die for my sins. I just do not like it all.
I also will say that i pray for you all, that th eHoly Spirit of God wil come down and lead you to a saving knowledge of Jesus Christ.
Peace be unto you.
P.S. I do not in any way come to you to condemn you. I fell upon this site from an outside source and saw this. I just thought I would reach out in the love of Christ to you all. I pray that you all will one day be in heaven with me.
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I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage and mark this day as the one I found the most awesome religion ever. My only regret is that I missed out on the most holiest Talk Like a Pirate Day.
After witnessing the reenactment above, I am convinced that FSM would in fact, kick god’s ass because I’m sure it happened just like that.
RAmen
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Josh, I hope not, you sound like a self-rightoeus (sp?) bore.
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@josh – but i wanna go to hell! it’s more interesting! pray for me and i’ll sue!!! …um…is that possible? anyone here know? pass the dried frog pills or the chainsaw – either one.
@frank – =( i missed it too! waaaah!
anyone know where i’d get a short wave radio in australia (or austria if you’re GWB)?
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also – anyone heard of kerning? if you have, think of what these would be if badly kerned.
clint eastwood
flicker
in allcaps.
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@ josh
“I do not at all like the way in which you have represented my God, the One that saved me from my sins, th eOne that sent His Son to die for my sins. I just do not like it all.”
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when did we represent *your* god? apart from quoting the bible, of course. hmmmm…
bad grammar too…(”th eOne “)
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sorry bout all the posts
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ya’ll are a bunch of perveted sickening people
ps. by the way josh knows wats he’s talking about and so wat if he had bad grammer he’s from the south
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Thanks for that Sean.
Good to know!
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It’s easy for people to belong to something they created, because its easy to understand, o wow you talk about life and all these deep philisophical topics…and pirates, its obviously a way for people who don’t belong to something to find meaning in their lives. Eventually all the people who started this will just be a bunch of cracked out hippies, and all they will have in 30 years are a few shirts and some good ol college memories, and their kids will duck around corners trying to avoid the embarassment of the parent wearing a shirt with a spaghetti monster on it.
Now lets see you all try to understand something deep, something with meaning, read the bible. Sure i sound like a jerk and not a very nice person, just tired of seeing people led astray in their lives to things that dont matter
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I read the bible, took a (forced) class in it once. It was a hoot! Makes Greek “mythology” look tame, considering it’s cobbled together from every religion in the world that came before it. Makes a good read if you’re really, really bored and ther’re no fundies posting…
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Try reading philosophy, like Lao Tzu. the Tao te ching says that, when all goodness leaves the world, religion takes its place.
Most people here would make good Taoists. They believe in LIVING LIFE and not spending it sacrificing joy in the name of a blinding “light.”
Pastamancers come in many forms, and the FSM has ninja and pirate in it. Ramen and Spaghetti unite into Super Ultra Flying Noodle Monster! Long live the pirate-ninja alliance!
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Chris·tian /ˈkrɪstʃən/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciation[kris-chuhn] Pronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. of, pertaining to, or derived from Jesus Christ or His teachings: a Christian faith.
2. of, pertaining to, believing in, or belonging to the religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ: Spain is a Christian country.
3. of or pertaining to Christians: many Christian deaths in the Crusades.
4. exhibiting a spirit proper to a follower of Jesus Christ; Christlike: She displayed true Christian charity.
5. decent; respectable: They gave him a good Christian burial.
6. human; not brutal; humane: Such behavior isn’t Christian.
–noun 7. a person who believes in Jesus Christ; adherent of Christianity.
8. a person who exemplifies in his or her life the teachings of Christ: He died like a true Christian.
9. a member of any of certain Protestant churches, as the Disciples of Christ and the Plymouth Brethren.
10. the hero of Bunyan’s Pilgrim’s Progress.
11. a male given name.
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[Origin: 1250–1300;
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Okay now all you christians out there acting as bible beaters, think about this…”christ like”….when christ came to this world did he visit and “chill” with the pharisees? NO, do you know why? Cause they were jerks.
phar·i·see (fār’ĭ-sē) Pronunciation Key
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Pharisee A member of an ancient Jewish sect that emphasized strict interpretation and observance of the Mosaic law in both its oral and written form.
A hypocritically self-righteous person.
if you dont like the dictionary definition here is one from the Bible:
Then Jesus said to the crowds and to his disciples, “The teachers of religious law and the Pharisees are the official interpreters of the Scriptures. So practice and obey whatever they say to you, but don’t follow their example. For they don’t practice what they teach. They crush you with impossible religious demands and never lift a finger to help ease the burden. Matthew 23: 1–4
Jesus even goes on to say:
Snakes! Sons of vipers! How will you escape the judgment of hell?
Moral of my story is know that as a christian that you are bluntly putting out there, that you do represtent christ and you will be held responcible for your actions as a christian pushing people away from christ.
P.S. you come on to this site to “correct” FSM’s views on christianity, but your just comfirming them, think about that for you litteraly are the reason this was all started. Get It?
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@ me
Very well said.
Nice to hear someone on the other side with a bit of commonsense.
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Making Fun of Christians??? Ah……….DUH !!!
FSM Bless You
Argh, Ramen
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Making Fun of Christians??? Ah……….DUH !!!
FSM Bless You
Argh, Ramen
Love this Belief !
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ahahaha smack his bitch ass down!
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Go FSM!!
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I had some Jehovah witness’s call into where I work earlier, I wish I had Told them about the flying spaghetti monster. The wouldnt accept that I believed in evolution.
FSM roooooolzz.
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Not even the combined forces of Jesus and God (Who I guess are the same person but kinda but not really) could defeat the divine power of His Noodly Appendage.
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Oh, forgot to add: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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i would jus like to say that i hav jus converted to the fsm religion along wit my 2 frends bobby and chad i heard about it from my frend rian c so all hail fsm!
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Yay!
Welcome aboard kevin – try to limit the txt spk though – or we might mistake you for a fundie!
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After seeing that I’m converted. FSM kicks arse, Ramen.
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So, you all believe that a giant spaghetti monster created everything, even peopole, and will save you?
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FSM ROOLZ! HE OWNZ MA BODIE!
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Ariel…we do…anything else I can do for you?
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God is real! and you shouldn’t say all of the bad things you say about him! He created everything: the universe, the earth, and everything in the earth (even people). How can you believe in a “spaghetti monster”? Just look at the earth and how it works, how everything works; is is not obvious that we and the earth and universe were created by a Divine Power (God)????
I’m not trying to preach or anything, but you all are making a big mistake!
A spaghetti monster won’t save you, only God can. He loves everyone, because he created everyone. How can anyone say he doesn’t love them, when God sent his one and only Son (Jesus) down to earth to die for and to save us so that when we die we could be with him?
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Why is your god better than ours or any other god there is?…Your religion was created way after other religions were on earth. Take the egyptians, the mayans, the aztecs, the pagans that lived in England.
Plus, your god is mean….he says that even if we are good people, we are going to burn in hell if we don’t believe in him…so…good actions are worth nothing?
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They are worth something..but apparently it is not enough for your self-centered god.
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Ramshank and Ramen!
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Poor Jesus guy…he must be cursing back at you for twisting his image…
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@ Ariel can you explain how it is obvious t that some fairy created the world? and also how is it bad what is being said about your particular myth? I am sure you say similar things about other religions that have as much proof of being real as yours.
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I you don’t present me feasible proof that your Goody God exists…I will not show you mines!
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HOw do you like that….Ariel?
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You know Fool…I think he left…or she…
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Yes, typical fundy, comes ins spits out their garbage, and runs at the first sign of intelligence
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