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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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All my brain cells just ran and curled up in a corner hiding. I think I’ll go join them now….
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@Bob,
Are you saying my Death bed confession won’t work?
Crap, Guess I need a new plan.
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I’m not afraid of dying, I’m living now, so I guess it must end someday.
Do I think about what happens after? Why should I?
Will worrying about something I can’t change help me?
BTW, When you die, you stop living, it’s over that’s all.
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You are correct, you can’t save me by yourself, however…
If your buddy God, were to show up, and prove himself to me, I’d give it a thought.
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Peace,
PP
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He has been sent to test our lack of faith, let us not react!
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“Oh dear! Oh dear…..HDD :(
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage Bob
RAmen”
“No doubt hedging their bets.
I’m rather speechless on this post…no idea where to even start..”
Would you be so kind and explain, in details what that is supposed to mean? – What are your thoughts about the fsm? – Why do you have to attack the Christians? (If you can not come up with something more than a 4 lines long answer, then you have clearly nothing to say.)
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“He has been sent to test our lack of faith, let us not react!”
What faith? Beer volcanoes and strippers? What is good about that? No eternal life in joy, nothing more than drunk people and bitches? Your “religion” has no moral, no goodness, nothing. The persons who “believe” in this shit, have clearly lost their minds. The fsm stuff is made up simply because they are afraid of God.
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oh dear ralpO, you’ve clearly missed the point of FSM!
By arguing against us you are arguing against your own beliefs!
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oh dear ralpO, you’ve clearly missed the point of FSM!
By arguing against us you are arguing against your own beliefs!”
Okay, now that was stupid. Absolutely no logic in that, at all.
Would you mind explain yourself so that I can actually manage to understand your way of thinking? If not, then be quiet.
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“Why do you have to attack the Christians?”
“nothing more than drunk people and bitches? Your “religion” has no moral, no goodness, nothing. The persons who “believe” in this shit, have clearly lost their minds.”
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Can anyone spot the hypocrisy? :)
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Can you prove the FSM is not the true creator ralpO?
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To be enlightened you need to read “The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster”, ISBN: 9780007231607. Available from all good book shops.
What has logic got to do with religion, I ask you?
RAmen.
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@ralpO
“If you can not come up with something more than a 4 lines long answer, then you have clearly nothing to say”
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Oh I have some to say ralpO :))
But it’s getting late pm where I am …if you care to check back here tomorrow….
In the meantime….
RAmen
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Nikiee: defenitly HDD :)
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ralpO: they started it! Plus it’s fun, specially when they froth at the mouth :)
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Bob: As you say, it’s hard to laugh when you are dead. I’ll just take my change now then: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (etc) .
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}:-}
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@ JohnK Aug 23rd, 2007 at 6:04 am
oh dear ralpO, you’ve clearly missed the point of FSM!”oh dear ralpO, you’ve clearly missed the point of FSM! By arguing against us you are arguing against your own beliefs!”
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@ralpO Aug 23rd, 2007 at 6:06 am
“Okay, now that was stupid. Absolutely no logic in that, at all.”
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL
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Didnt FSM create GOd?
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@ralpO: the whole idea of the FSM is not to attack any religion, but to show how ridiculous it is, to put religion into science classes. Those are ideas and beliefs and myths, you can believe in whatever you want, but it has nothing to do with science.
That’s the whole point, get it?
Of course, most of the people who really get the whole thing, don’t believe in a god, but you could be even Christian AND Pastafarian, it’s possible.
The fact that there are more than one religions (with strong believers) here on earth makes a ‘true’ one very unlikely, doesn’t it?
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P.S. except the FSM, of course, that’s the only True Religion!! ;P
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Lilith♥ Aug 23rd, 2007 at 6:32 am
“except the FSM, of course, that’s the only True Religion!!”
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I think the Christians know in their hearts that the FSM is the real creator and that’s why they come here to attack us. They are clearly worried by our very existence.
RAmen
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“@ralpO: the whole idea of the FSM is not to attack any religion, but to show how ridiculous it is, to put religion into science classes. Those are ideas and beliefs and myths, you can believe in whatever you want, but it has nothing to do with science.
That’s the whole point, get it?
Of course, most of the people who really get the whole thing, don’t believe in a god, but you could be even Christian AND Pastafarian, it’s possible.
The fact that there are more than one religions (with strong believers) here on earth makes a ‘true’ one very unlikely, doesn’t it?”
1: Who puts religion into science classes? Science and religion are indeed not related.
2: If you call the Christian belief a myth, you show how little you know.
3: If you knew anything about Christianity, you would not say that being a Christian AND a “pastafarian” at the same time, is possible.
4: Those who have felt God/Jesus, know what is right, and what are wrong. You “pastafarians” have chosen not to understand Christianity, you do probably not want to hear it either. (Unless for fun)
5: Many of those who do not believe in Christianity, have repent. – They never regretted it.
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“I think the Christians know in their hearts that the FSM is the real creator and that’s why they come here to attack us. They are clearly worried by our very existence.
RAmen” Haha, of course! I believe in the santa and a mysterious monster in my WC, too.
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Read the Open Letter, before judging! They indeed succeeded in Kansas to put the Bible-stories into science classes as an ‘alternative’ to Evolution! This was the whole reason why the FSM was ‘discovered’ in the first place. If they claim, that Genesis of the Bible should be taught as an alternative to Evolution, then ALL religions with all their different views of earth’s origin must be taught, too! including this one.
That was the whole point, Bobby wanted to make.
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BTW I know of way more former Christians who are Atheists now than vice versa ;)
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Why are you taking the fsm serious, then?
You do not believe in the “alternate” way to Evolution, and you do not believe in the “science way” to Evolution?
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*Sigh*…
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@Bob, may I ask where you got your statistic? What demographic does it refer to? Is it limited geographically, if so to where? If not, my I ask what non partisan orginisation conducted the survey, and why (this, mind you, is often not the same as where you got the statistics from)?
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Unless you can provide references, please annotate all numbers you give with the phrase “in my opinion” (or something to that effect), otherwise you are commiting a form of fraud, and your comment will not be regarded as valid.
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As for the deathbed conversion, stow it. The “no athiests in a foxhole” schtick has been used to death. It is a highly offensive line.
To my knowledge, there has not been one verifiable shred of evidence presented to upport this view. Considering that I spend a fair whack of my time debating this very topic, I think it would have come up if there was.
What possible reason would we have for it?
WE DON’T BELIEVE IN A GOD!
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To us, the idea of turning to a god on our deathbed is as alien as the idea of turning to a toaster for moral guidance is to you. We don’t “deny god”, we just accept that there is no valid reason for believing in him (faith is *not* a reason). IF there is a god at the end of all of this, and assuming it both
a) gives a rat’s arse about humanity
b) can talk to us after we’re dead and
c) is even remotey reasonable
we athiests have nothing to worry about. We lived our lives in our lives, and tried to be good people for no other reason then being good.
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We have nothing to fear. However, what of those who claim to follow the will of such a being, yet blatantly disregard the vast majority of its supposed commands? If I was them, then I would fear death. As is, it is just one more adventure.
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So grow some balls and face us with real arguments, rather than resorting to a baldfaced lie.
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“BTW I know of way more former Christians who are Atheists now than vice versa ;)”
Wow, they must feel sad. I bet some of them will repent later in their lives. :) – They should.
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I have nothing against religion, if some people need to be threatened to be a good person. But they shouldn’t misuse it or claim they are the only ones who are right.
For me, it is like children have to believe in Santa Claus, to behave.
But I want this place to be a good place to live in peace and health for my children and their children, that’s enough reason for me to try to live a good life. I think this life is the only one we have, so we have to make the best out of it! We are the ones who have to restore peace, save the environment and love others, there is no Santa in the sky who will snip his fingers and do it for us!
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And that is why I enjoy life so much, I don’t look forward to a next one :)))
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We are all very serious about spreading the word of the FSM!
You are welcome to be enlightened by conversion ralpO… come…. come with us…. join….. freedom of mind awaits! (everyone together, use your mind bullets!)
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Yes, JohnK, and happiness you’ve never felt before! Come, feel the light and the warmth in your stomach (be it Pasta or Grog)!
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“5: Many of those who do not believe in Christianity, have repent. – They never regretted it.”
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… and here we go again. RalpO, many people who do not believe in hinduism have converted (converted, not repent, c-o-n-v-e-r-t-e-d). So have many who do not believe in;
Buddhism
Islam
Shintoism
Wicca
Bahai
Judaism
Athiesm
Agnosticism
Rastafarianism
etc…
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As for some of your other comments;
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“If you call the Christian belief a myth, you show how little you know.”
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Let’s see…
myth – noun – tale with supernatural characters, usually of how the world and mankind began. Collins Pocket Dictionary and Thesaurus. Sounds pretty apt to me…
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“4: Those who have felt God/Jesus, know what is right, and what are wrong. You “pastafarians” have chosen not to understand Christianity, you do probably not want to hear it either. (Unless for fun)”
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Please, for the love of pasta, get some facts before making wild accusations. I was born and baptised catholic, raised anglican, have gone through the whole faith thing. I was even in religious boy scouts for Pete’s sake. I’m hardly exceptional here. We all know a fair bit more about the faith then you give us credit for. We’ve been there, and grew out of it.
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RAmen, Jingles! Even though it might be no use…
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i didn’t think he needed a sword mto destroy his enemies
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I like the form chosen by FSM for this battle. He/She/It should appear to us all as an attractive Asian girl far more often. This would definitely help us to convert more gamers and white males who live in their parents’ basements.
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Atheists would agree with that.
We Pastafarians would agree too. We’ll be too busy drinking beer and oggling strippers to bother with trivialities from our mortal lives.
RAmen.
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Hah. Hello, my name is: God.
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So frustrating to read some of these Christians replies to logic.
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Wags, If they understood logic they’re hardly likely to be Christians now are they.
Shish! Get with the programme.
The most logical and intellectual founded religion is Pastafarianism.
The holy book of Pastafarianism contains more graphs than all the other mainstream religions put together.
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Ours is the only religion firmly backed up by hard science.
RAmen.
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@Jingles
RAmen to the couple of well-spoken and reasoned posts you made there. The sort of posts that make me happy to have become an atheist (like you after Catholic upbringing). And sorry if my reply is going to be of a less patient nature.
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@ralpO
“BTW I know of way more former Christians who are Atheists now than vice versa ;)”
Wow, they must feel sad. I bet some of them will repent later in their lives. :)”
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Would you care to place money on that bet? I have few moral objections to fleecing the gullible and ignorant, so let’s talk cash here.
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@ Jingles – excellent posts!!! I don’t have time to jump in the discussion right now. :(((
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@ralpO Aug 23rd, 2007 at 6:40 am
“2: If you call the Christian belief a myth, you show how little you know.
“4: Those who have felt God/Jesus, know what is right, and what are wrong. You “pastafarians” have chosen not to understand Christianity, you do probably not want to hear it either. (Unless for fun)”
“5: Many of those who do not believe in Christianity, have repent. – They never regretted it.”
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@Lilith♥ Aug 23rd, 2007 at 6:46 am
“BTW I know of way more former Christians who are Atheists now than vice versa ;)”
@ralpO Aug 23rd, 2007 at 6:49 am
“Wow, they must feel sad. I bet some of them will repent later in their lives. :) – They should.”
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Check this link out ralpO
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http://richarddawkins.net/convertsCorner
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RAmen
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ALL HAIL FSM
BEST RELIGON EVER!!!!!!!
May we all be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen!
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ALL HERE WILL look back and realize “what a waste of time”.
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Ted Linguini
Aug 23rd, 2007 at 10:12 am
I like the form chosen by FSM for this battle. He/She/It should appear to us all as an attractive Asian girl far more often. This would definitely help us to convert more gamers and white males who live in their parents’ basements.
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that was expected…
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wow you guys are fucking fags if u really believe all of this bull shit
like wowo you are fuckin stupid
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Just goes to show that even dressing up as the Spaghedeity gives you the power to destroy all false gods.
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What does wowo mean?
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Honestly folks – is it that difficult to use a keyboard? This isn’t IM or txt u no! You can use real words.
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haha, I love the christians spreading the hate towards us. What happened to love thy neighbor?
RAMEN!
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What does the FSM in all his might, have to say about ninjas??
are ninjas some kind of hated missing link or something?? Somebody shed some light on my situation please.
Or is there anything about it in the gospel, cause i have that too :P
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Ninjas are disliked becuase they hunted down the pirates and caused a gloabl increase in tepurature by lowering the number of pirates.
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