Connect
Contribute
The Church of the FSM is always looking for content. Details here
Support the Cause
The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.
Purchase the Gospel
Purchase from
Amazon.com
Purchase from BN.com
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Give
Propaganda Buttons
Add these buttons to your site:
Miscellaneous
Bobby's Blog
Contact Bobby: Contact Me
To them who say that it shall be we what burn in hell, what be put aside by YER god… I laugh at thee… an ‘ave nought but this to say to yee… TIS YOUR HELL… YOU BURN IN IT
Ramen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I never thought the concept of hell was good, just because you were born before Jesus came doesn’t mean you should still be burning there today.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
The ironic thing about ONI is that “Oni” is the Japanese word for “demon”. So what business does a demon have prattling about mocking God?
Oh, and just what the hell is “SOCIALING”, anyway? Could perhaps Mister Demon learn how to “SPEL” one of these days?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Mike T,
.
You’re not in to ‘Socialing’- it’s all the craze.
Everyone is doing it these days….
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Apparently socialing is real. Found this:
.
Student Restrictions – Certain disciplinary actions may lead to the following
consequences for the students involved:
.
Campusing – This means being restricted to campus for a set amount of time. The student will be permitted to leave campus only for church services, regular off-campus work or Christian service activities.
.
Socialing – Most dating infraction penalties will include a social penalty. The
length of time the social penalty will be in force will be determined by an Honor Court or
the Deans. Socialing means the following: No off campus dadating. The couple may not attend on-campus social or athletic events together, eat meals together, sit in chapel together, attend fine arts events together. The couple may not ride to or sit together in church off-campus. The couple may not walk or sit together on campus.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Where did you find it?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
http://www.clearwater.edu/The_Guide_06.pdf
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
You guys are doosh bags wtf with a flying plate of spagetti noodles u all need some psy help.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
i was blind and now i can see!this is my way of life now lots of love scuber….age….3:). ps…i love the hate mail.made me smile xxx
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
The doosh bags are at Clearwater Christian College!
look at the forced ‘you will get beaten if you don’t smile’ expressions of the students on their home page:
.
http://www.clearwater.edu
.
Everyone of those kids has a desperate ‘help me help me I’m only pretending to be happy’ expression.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Ask anyone with a 2 year old, the FSM is real, we’ve all seen it, usually makes appearances around dinnertime. Can anyone make that claim about God? hmm…
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank
wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Why is it excepted that a great man placed us all here on earth, yet FSM is so hard to believe? They both could be possible, and just because one is more widely practiced, doesn’t make it true. Anyways, this is a demonstration of how religions are started.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
A few months ago, a close [and crazy] friend of mine informed me of the FSM. I am not exactly sure of what is really out there. I guess all religions have this idea that there is something or someone that put us all here. Some think that it is science, and all that jazz. Some believe that this magical “man” called “God” got bored one day and decided to create man. Which is pretty stupid, if you ask me.
Anything is possible, and being open-minded is the only thing you can do when you’re not sure, and no one else is of what is going on around you. I love FSMism, because it’s exactly what I had been looking for in a “religion.”
It’s fun, and I guess that’s what life should be about, is just having some FUN!!
Really though, this is pretty resonable.
=]
Good luck to all of you who are trying to figure things out.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Avast me matey’s i see now clearer with my one good eye the glory of the FSM. I set my sail full with his divine presence as i set me rudder to the convolution of Theologian triangle of the past. Arrrrgh! Yo ho and three cheers to our kind meatball-ed one.
May his glory be tolerated by all, may his teachings get some footnote in an email you send, and may his noodly appendage enter into our lives in the most dire of times, and the best of times. Here here!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
People, this site is a total joke, i stay being catholic
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
You guys are insulting other religions, that’s a bad thing you know?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I just wanted to say that i have been a pirate now for about 3 years and i had not come across this religion untill a mate of mine introduced me to this and it basicly follows the pirate way minus the FSM buts thats kool and i am now a follower and a preacher of the faith
GARRRRRRRRRRR
Pirate Tefer Captain of the pink pike
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Welcome Pirate Tefer. Glad to see you take a more thinking-oriented approach than omgggggg. omgggggg, care to tell us why we should not mock a religion like your Catholicism where you’re supposed to let a bunch of old men in Rome do your thinking for you, as far as religion is concerned? How can anyone with any confidence or self-respect go along with a hierarchy- and obedience obsessed group like that?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hi Pirate Tefer, pull up a barrel and get comfy.
Sorry omggggggg – we don’t realise, we’ll stop right away, just as soon as the religious ones stop bombing the crap out of each other and telling us how to live our lives – K?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I’m stalking you DPG!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
well the was i see life is that its a lot like a pirate ship u have the ship which represents the planet u have lots of different types of mpeople all with there own ideas and opinions not everyone is going to agree so of course there are going to be arguments but we still have to get along or were sunk so if u treat people with respect and listen to what ever they have to say u may be suprised at how good there comments can be also life is to short to argue over trivial crap “lifes short drink fast” :p had to be said
Garrrrrrrrr
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
But we’re pirates, we have to fight the fundies!
Load the cannons with satire! Pass the rum! Land Ho!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
yer but theres a time to fight and a time to drink (or both) plus all those god worshipers are commiting a sin by telling us to fuck off because we dont belive what they belive “thou shall love thou neighbour” maybe not those words but u get the point
Garrrrrrrr
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Yeah, yeah, whatever, I am in the mood for a fight!
Where’s that axe?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
torrey
fsmism rules!!!!!!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Ahoy!
I really like pastafarianism, it’s the best religion I’ve ever seen! To tell the truth, I don’t like religions at all, and I don’t believe in any of them… But this one is fun! I still not “believe”, but I like it:) May His Noodly Appendage touch you all! Oh, can’t wait for the Beer Volcano:P
ps:
for all those who say “you are dumbs to seriously believe in this ***”, I think that it is rather you who prove to have some mental problems by posting comments like this…
ps#2:
English is only my second language, sorry if what I write is not too clear…:)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hanzo,
.
Avast! Welcome aboard!
.
It’s OK if you don’t truly believe in the FSM. The FSM will be the first to tell you that He doesn’t exist, so I doubt he has a problem with followers coming here just for the free beer.
.
RAmen, OEJ
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@Hanzo
One of the 8 “I’d really rather you didn’t” statements in the Gospel of the FSM states that He is ok with it if you don’t believe in Him, he’s not that vain. So pull up a chair, make yourself at home, post some more. Welcome to your new spiritual home.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
If the FSM was the first to tell you he doesn’t exist he would be lying!
If he doesn’t even admit that he doesn’t exist, then how can you say you’ve proved he doesn’t exist.
If you can’t prove something doesn’t exist that is as good as proving it exists.
Since you can never make something that doesn’t exist admit it the FSM exists.
.
RAmen and QED.
.
Thomas Aquinas eat your dead buried and rotted to dust heart out.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Sorry about that last post.
I’ve been talking to Christians and their half-baked nuttiness starts to rub off on you!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Does anyone make an embroidered “I’d really rather you didn’ts” thing I could frame and put on a wall at home? Like the 10 commandments or “home sweet home” things, but better.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
A great comments! What a unique concept that provokes the human
spirit and connects with others! May you all be thy blessed noodle!
All of us TOGETHER!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
FSM DOESN’T EXIST. BOBBY IS JUST A SPAWN OF SATAN TRYING TO CORRUPT YOUR SOULS. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD WHICH ACCEPTS YOUR REDEMPTION WITH HIS ARMS OPEN WIDE. REDEMPT FOR YOUR SAKE. DON’T MAKE JESUS’ SACRIFICE USELESS. PLS DO NOT UPSET THE ONE WHO CREATED US ALL AND WHO WILL ALWAYS LOVE US. PLS.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
this si the best website on the intraweb that has a comment from a guy called dude so to get to business we all now know that john howard is going out with peter costello but the real news is that george bush is in love with his dog called bob on the moon with elmo
from the dog
PS george bush also loves the flying spaggetti monster
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Dale – you just don’t give up, do you? I suppose you haven’t realized that most people who visit this website do so to be in an environment where they don’t have to put up with the type of things you are saying and can openly criticize (ie, make fun of) fundies such as yourself.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
hiya dale.
so god’s arms are wide open and accepting now? as far as knew, after reading the bible (it wasn’t in the fiction section of the shop, much to my disappointment), it seemed to me that any wrong turn you make in life you end up in hell. that’s not acceptance, that’s a religious organisation corrupting masses of people so that noone steps a toe out of line. nothing like resorting to fear as a lifestyle coice.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
you scare me….alot
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Dale – you need to up the prescription. You are having fantasies about jewish zombies.
.
If god will always love me, why should I care if god is upset? It would be very un-loving to send me to a nasty place for just being me and exercising free will.
.
@Goldykat – who scares you, Dale or pastafarians?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
cant wait for the FUCKING BEER VOLCANO AND THE STRIPPER FACTORY FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
did i scare goldycat?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
neB revirD, Welcome to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have clearly been touched quite vigorously with his noodly appendage.
Remember we don’t encourage people to accelerate their journey to the beer volcano and strippers.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Yes – welcome neB. Plenty of room at the beer volcano. Watch out for Lilith though – she gets up early and claims the best spot with her towel :)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
*bows down*
the glory of the flying spaghetti monster hath been shown!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Ari,
Although your genuflection is appreciated remember the FSM does not require groveling.
He just isn’t that vain.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
About 90 percent of those who are about to die (old persons, badly wounded persons, etc) asks for a priest who can help them be forgiven/who can tell them about God and the Christian belief… When all of you who disobeys God and Jesus realize that you are forever lost, then you can not go back, you are doomed. – Those who have heard about the Christian religion and who then disobeys it/choose not to believe, are forever lost. (You will most probably laugh at this point, but not when you are dead).
I wonder how many of you guys who are NOT afraid of dying, and who has to cover your scared and unsure asses in this fsm stuff… I also wonder how many times a day you worry about what happens after death, etc.
And, yeah; you will of course laugh of this text. – You might actually want to post something “hilarious funny” back at this. – But wait, what would that change..? Nothing at all.
The sad thing is this; some of you who “believe in the fsm” were about to get Christian once. But when you could never “see” God, etc etc, you chose not to believe. – That itself explain how little you know about the whole point with the Christian religion.
But yeah, go ahead, I can not save any of you all by myself, so… In time you will see -That you lost.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“You will most probably laugh at this point, but not when you are dead).”
.
Hello Bob
“I wonder how many of you guys who are NOT afraid of dying, and who has to cover your scared and unsure asses in this fsm stuff”
.
Oh dear! Oh dear…..HDD :(
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage Bob
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“About 90 percent of those who are about to die (old persons, badly wounded persons, etc) asks for a priest who can help them be forgiven/who can tell them about God and the Christian belief…”
.
No doubt hedging their bets.
I’m rather speechless on this post…no idea where to even start..
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I hope you fsm guys are note grown ups!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0