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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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“Never mind the stupid theory about Evolutionâ€, there’s a lot of very sensible people who would disagree with you there. you seem very angry about this, perhaps you have some sort of pent up frustration? your selction of a posting name would seem to indicate so ~ cries out for some psychoanalysis in fact, although i imagine you’d dispute Freud as some crank as well. It’s ok to admit to yourself that you don’t have as much faith as you think you should and that you have all these annoying doubts. We welcome all, especially those prepared to ask questions.
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As for trying to turn people into atheists, even we can’t do that. We simnply encourage people to think for themselves, evaluate the evidence and see where it leads. if you do indeed believe that God/Jesus/Elvis speaks to you then good for you, stand up and say it proud, maybe seek some medical advice (i hear lithium works) but enjoy your delusion of choice. if all it does is make you angry then perhaps it’s not the one for you?
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Does the FSM come with cheese?
RAmen.
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Cheese and garlic bread.
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YAY!!!!!!!!
RAmen TO THAT!! ;)
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BEST RELIGON EVER!!!!!!!!
GO FSM!
RAmen…
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Screw the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
I ate a pirate today, with spaghetti too.
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Just kidding…
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I don’t want to be killed by spaghetti.
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ANDREW IS A FAGGOOOOOO……………………….
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wow this site is hilarious. i wonder if any1 actually believes this stuff. but y spagehtti? it tastes like SHIT. how bout the giant ice cream monster?
i laugh at all of you who wholeheartedly believe this stuff.
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oh yes, we all wholeheartedly believe all this stuff and secondly ice cream?????
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Where did you get such a foolish idea?
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Ice cream monster? Preposterous. Where would the meatballs go?
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Awesome, Mike’s back.
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Wanker!
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@Crulix, we have discussed this else where, Truth is a river. Everyone gets this. So stop thinking because you are the first boy in the class to grow pubic hair you are somehow better than the world (Sorry, Mike’s here, it does that to me).
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@Little Jimmy
“it tastes like SHIT”, That’s what the sauce is for with spaghetti. Olive oil, garlic and onion is really good. Some mussels or diced fried bacon is really great tossed in too. Argg, anyway me old seadog, well come to our fine vessel. We all be stout believers yere.
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@FSM Raper, we aren’t atheists. You aren’t quite making sense. Have you ever been approached on the street by a Pastafarian trying to get you to come to a BBQ to push his religion down your throat followed by a one hour discussion on your beliefs because he thinks you must be deranged and subnormal for not believing in the FSM (I’m not bitter, he went away doubting)? We try to convert no one, you come here willingly. Most of the above religion pushing goes for Atheists too, they aren’t exactly known for it. May you grow more wise sanddog.
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Are there any tagliatelle witnesses out there yet? If so, can we shoot them for all of our sakes.
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A useful sauce (sic) of information
http://www3.sympatico.ca/joanne.magliocco/pasta_shapes.htm
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@ teddy, well why not make it church of the flying spaghetti monster w/ sauce and garlic? still tastes bad; becuz what ur saying isnt the flying spaghetti monster alone. lol
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@ little jimmy: hmm……… shit, not exactly what i would say it tasted like but you can have your own oppinion. because you dont have to like the taste of somthing to beleive in it any way do you? do you think that catholics all like the taste of human flesh for beleiving (rather big headedly) that god is a huge big man in the sky with a couple of dead peaple?
oh and from a wile back
@Atheist Joe: english isn’t my first language and also i was typing very fast because i needed to catch a train.
and from more recently
@little jimmy….. again: he couldn’t have sauce and garlic aswell because when he is flying around at highspeeds it would dribble off leaving some form of supernatural goo from witch uncontrolled life would be bursting from, also garlic smells bad so we would be able to smell him near by and i doubt he would like a bundle of crazed scientist lashing around wildly with giant nets every time he came to alkter the results of their tests would he?
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“crazed scientist lashing around wildly with giant nets every time he came to alter the results of their tests would he? ”
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FSM-catching scientists…now there’s a hilarious image.
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Yeah… they’d fail miserably of course, and would be so taunted by the smell of garlic and bacon that they’d immediately run to the local pastorama for a little noodley benefaction.
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That girl is fuckin ugly!
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The FSM is almighty,
God can suck his noodles,
Id pay too see that shit.
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The FSM is almighty,
God can suck his noodles,
Id pay too see that shit.
Shmow,
RAmen!
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Oob,
I think the lighting is unflattering.
She’s got a cracking pair of jugs! I think!
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Oob Feb 5th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
That girl is fuckin ugly!
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Yeah? I think she’s cute, guess it’s just a matter of opinion.
I think your left hand is fuckin’ ugly!
See beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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you guys think about it a guy made this site and they say that when u go to heven u get beer and stripers come on think about it only a guy would say that!!!!!!!! dear lord y cant they all believe in you im ashamed of these ppl please show them the way and forgive them of being so dumb and beliving in spegitti and not u
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@the bomb!
Actually the site was constructed by a beer guzzling lesbian, that’s pretending to be a guy. But we love him, uh I mean her, and his great discovery. You don’t believe in spaghetti? Go to the store, man. It is all around you, or at least on the pasta isle.
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great site. bless the FSM.
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@Serah
Welcome!
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Yep! Welcome serah.
May you be forever touched.
Ramen
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Are you all serious? Pasta monster… What in God’s green Earth? Who in their right mind would believe in a giant spaghetti monster, or whatever the thing is? You people are the strangest I have seen in a while. Although this is funny… I got a kick out of the pictures though XD
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This is a messege to all the “omg i hate u this isnt funny god is going to smite you” people. If this site offends your religious sensebilities, leave. Nobody here is bothering you. If you don’t have anything nice to say…. Besides, no one is listening to you anyway.
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me and the flying spagetti monster are gona get engaged have a big wedding nd then have his pasta babies ! !
:-) ;-)
i wana lick his pasta skin off !
nd suck on his meatyballs! ummmmmmmmm!
things that make you go mmmmm!
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i am a fellow bert basher pastafarian. i come from the wonderful world of the Stripper Factory. my mother drank from the beer volcanoes and i was created
fsm beats god anyday
i am another bert basher pastafarian. i dig the fsm!! marry me oh noodly one!!!
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FSM FTW!!!
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….errr, are the meatballs kosher? I mean, it says in an old book that I can’t possibly eat them if they’re not.
Sorry. I think I’ll just have the garlic bread (with the garlic on the side). Thanx
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naha
just thought i’d comment
it’s obvious that God will win
NOT
FSM RULES
Ramen xxxx
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I used to look like this ¬_¬ but now I look like this ^_^! The wonderful spaghetti monster has opened my eyes to the world. I am proud to call myself a devout Pastafarian.
I always knew there was something about pasta. x
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Welcome sceptic. May you be touched by His Noodly appendages. Hang around the site for a bit if you like.
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THERE IS NO GOD!! ONLY THE MONSTER!!!
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cybnetic – Ok – no need to shout, some of us are nursing hangovers!
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Ain’t that the truth!
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Interesting comments.. :D
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where the heck is the proof?
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I hate to tell you this, but there is a rival FSM, albeit without meatballs or eyes.
Is this the anti-FSM?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fasta_Pasta_Logo.png
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this whole thing is absolutely idiotic. i don’t care what anyone says or what “proof” they have, there is NOT a flying spaghetti monster.
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@curious Apr 28th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
“this whole thing is absolutely idiotic.”
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Is not….nerrr (*poking tongue out*)
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“there is NOT a flying spaghetti monster.”
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You have proof to back up your statement?
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Well Curious, I don’t care what YOU say, there IS a FLYING Spaghetti Monster, but I will accept any proof you offer to the contrary, I have an open mind. You do have proof don’t you?
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im speechless…i cant beileve someone would be soooooo lonely too come up wif a *religion* if its even worthy to be called a religion and then mock GOD..i mean cmon do ppl actually steep that low these days..if you are such a religious grup as you say you are..then wheres the respect for other religions if mocking GOD is a show of respect then i think you might have to rethink that…please dont show your immature and stupidity to the world…evidence that their is no such thing call a *FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER* is that firstly pasta is a food not a live creature and also a monster is all science fiction…because their is actually NO living proof that monsters actually exsist and also why would anyone in their rite mind want to worship something they can eat!! which means their *GOD* is actually POWERLESS & WORTHLESS…and if you have to mock someone..why not mock other gods like buddah ect ect rather then mocking my GOD…im not saying this only because im a christian but im saying this because i think its quiet pathetic that you have no lifes and actually waste your time thinking about rubbish like this…
1: get a LIFE..like a social life with REAL friends remeber
2:chating on the internet to your cyber friends is not SOCIALING
3:if your gonna make up a religion then umm try and actually make a realistic god okay
4:and sorry but i dont find this funny at all…please make yourself useful and actually use your time doing something useful
thank you and GOD BLESS YOU
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Respect is must be earned, and it can be lost, and that goes for religion as much as it does for anything else. I think that for most people here they have lost (nearly) all respect for Christianity because of silliness like ID, the silliness of the literalists, the fact that the Bible itself is inconsistent and full of historical errors, the circular reasoning called faith, and as one person pointed out, every single thing the Bible says about the physical nature of the universe is simply wrong. (The sun does not revolve around the Earth, the continetns do not float on the water, evil spirits do not cause disease, and badies are not made by having a man plant his seed in a woman.) Add to that the dangerous and greedy political ambitions of the fundies and I wonder why Christianity is merely mocked here. I’m with Richard Dawkins on this one in that it is well past time when special allowances are made for religions just because they are religions.
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Oh, and Buddha was not a god. Even so, why would it be more acceptable to mock Buddha than your god?
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FSM is no less realistic, and no less made up, than the Christian god.
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I don’t see why anyone in their right mind would worship anyone or anything.
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Thank you for the polite tone of your post.
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ONI
“why not mock other gods like buddah ect ect rather then mocking my GOD”
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………….Oh, we do :)
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“get a LIFE..like a social life with REAL friends remeber”
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…………..Got one thanks! Some of us even have jobs where we have to spell things correctly.
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“and sorry but i dont find this funny at all…”
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…………..That would be your problem. Not ours!
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FSM bless you my child
RAmen
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@ Mike Meier & Alchemist – Well, you about covered it! I had some thoughts while reading ONI’s post, but you beat me to it…ah well!
@ ONI – I am PROUD to call these people my friends. I have never found a more worthwhile, intelligent, funny, caring group.
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