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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I think this is all I need to see today.
All praise FSM and his noodly wonder!
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All hail the FSM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just cant’ wait to go heaven and see it all by myself, the beer volcanos!!!! just cant’ wait dude!!!!!!!!
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this is all the proof i need
long live the fsm
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Fms rocks
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this is a permanant acid trip religion!!!!hehe
we will no longer worship trees but now the flying shapgetti monster in all his shaghetti-ness!
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God is very blessed to be touched by his noodly apendage,
Keg Stands for the FSM!
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I always suspect that god was a causasian male. That sure explains a lot…
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Truly a classic re-enactment which should be re-enacted at every state fair, local fair, fair-to-good fair and so on and so forth!
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AHH THE FULL GLORY OF THE FSM HAS BLINDED ME! I BOW DOWN IN AWE!
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Instead of saying “god bless you” I will now say, with all reverence “Flying Spaghetting Monster bless you, Arg, Ramen”
Peace and spaghetti grease!
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quik question what holidays do we have? and when please some one answer.
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Talk Like a Pirate Day! (Sept. 19) And every Friday.
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Are there more holiday’s then Talk Like a Pirate Day and every Friday? And what do we celebrate on Friday? Is it just like hey it’s Friday, this is a religious day, or is there something special to it? As for Talk Like a Pirate Day, should we give gifts or do we celebrate a Christmasy type religion like FSMmas?
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I believe! I believe! I believe!
God has been converted, and leaved heaven to The FSM!
(I cant wait for the beer volcanos!)
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I love the FSM.
But I’m not converting to any religion, not even the one with the beer volcanoes.
I’m an agnost, and that’s what I’ll stay.
But keep up the good work!
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this is very confusing very dumb 2 what the hell is the spagetti monster
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Explain to me…why you think this if you know nothing of life?
I have no religion because all are wrong.
Only one truth and only one power.
Youl see the truth…
in time we see…
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the raveoli monster is better and he also taste better 2 cuz spagetti suks eggs lol
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Everyone must beLIEve in something, right!?
I beLIEve I’ll drink from the beer volcano.
And another thing. . .
God? You are a disappointment, I KNEW
you were all hyper in your diaper.
You are powerless, your sword is worthless against our spagetti slinging monster. You SUCK God. You SUCK.
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this is the most assnying shit ive ever heard
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hahahaha!…what fools.
Alpha Oemga…if the FSM was true then who made it..or more like this…what made it?
GOD is misunderstanded by all humans. Only few people know the truth…on another note, judging another will only end up judging oneself. When you say GOD sucks your really saying you suck.lol
you can beLIEve in anything. Just stop lying to yourselves and start realizing your in hell. Getting out of hell…well…thats when you start putting your own mind to rest and start doing what is known as the truth. Not many people know what truth really means…but hey..youl learn.
til then…keep doing what your doing until it bites you in the ass.
you might ask…but I got the proof to back my thoughts up…where is yours? give me the understanding of your thoughts.
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another one from the class of people “those-who-dont-understand-what-satire-is”.
Beta Gamma… your proof = Bible (i can’t think of anything else in the scientific world, unless you are referring to stuff from the fantasy world), my proof = The Gospel of FSM and a million other things i can’t be bothered to list. done.
Bible… is a very general term. New testament or old testament? Genesis? or the biblical laws in Deuteronomy? Read them and interpret them yourself. Have faith in yourself.
RAmen.
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fuck you all
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now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.
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@student
Your comment leads me to believe you are christian. It amazes me how weak your faith is. I can laugh at everything on this site, because I can take it for what it is. A helluva joke.
I love this site.
I love god.
I love the FSM
RAmen!
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Freethinker Extraordinare
Oct 19th, 2006 at 3:45 am
Everyone must beLIEve in something, right!?
I beLIEve I’ll drink from the beer volcano.
And another thing. . .
God? You are a disappointment, I KNEW
you were all hyper in your diaper.
You are powerless, your sword is worthless against our spagetti slinging monster. You SUCK God. You SUCK.
P.S.
Pls. take that back or else you will be sorry in hell. Even if it was just a joke.
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Guan, are being you serious? Or satirical?
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First time i’ve heard of the FSM…
My only comment…
Brilliant. Purely. Brilliant.
This is awesome. Love it.
ALL HAIL THE FSM!
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All hail the FSM!
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Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
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Sold all my faith for Reason, so stick you faith up your… well I am sure you get the picture!
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OK I laughed so hard at those pictures I pee’d a little
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Just discovered FSM this afternoon, and I’ve laughed out loud so often I’ve given myself a sore back. I was an agnostic, then an atheist, but now I’m converted. Not only does the FSM look a little like an Asian Babe, but we get beer volcanoes in heaven. This is undoubtedly the religion for me.
All power to the Pastafarians, lets all go and create little pirates.
Yarrrr
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coole Seite
Ich möchte eurer Sekte beitreten!
Wen oder was muss ich f****n um das tun zu können?
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Lol, take that God, I knew he was a pansy, all like, Ah save me… and turtling, his power is nothing compared to the FSM, and I doubt he tastes near as good. I don’t know where you guys got the beLIEeve thing, capitalizing the LIE for lie, but I like it, funny stuff.
Also, I had a good laugh at your intellect Crulix… I hate yo brake it to you, but everything is nothing more than what it is… lmao, like wtf?
Anyway, long story short, the Flying Spaghetti Monster owns God, anywhere anytime. Because God is an old man, and everyone knows old men are easy to push around.
Become a pirate, save the world.
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LMAO you may have seen my other comment but what the hey.
There is no point in moking the FSM, lmao and by the way the fsm loves us all equally so all you christians dont think your better than us because your not and we are no better than you.Belive in what the hell you like honestly religon causes soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much trouble Respect
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Argggh! All praise his noodlyness, as his power (as seen) knows no bounds :-)
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haha i love the costumes. i am so making some one day..
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you guys are all going to hell. if u deny God and Jesus you will go to hell. it’s as simple as that. have fun in the fire
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I have a split personality mikey is realy a kid at our shhool we are 2 people useing his name to ask stuff. the other guy is gay his name is aculey mikey. he likes older men if you have heard him you would know!
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bon poop for brains, there is no hell, we go to heaven with strpper factories and a beer volcano. Lets see god and Jesus try to top that
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bon poop for brains —>
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Oooo hell really scary! I am an existentialist atheist, I do not believe in an after life of any sort, now if I have accepted the fact that when I die the only thing waiting for me is oblivion then do you really think the threat of hell would hold the slightest bit of fear to me?
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bon poop for brains writes:
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“you guys are all going to hell. if u deny God and Jesus you will go to hell. it’s as simple as that. have fun in the fire”
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Sweeeet! Do you think they have s’mores? I just love s’mores!
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OEJ
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dudes!!!!!!!!!!!
do you really fucking belive there is a flying fucking spaghetti monster with meat eye balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you are fucking lame.
there is no god.
there is no fsm there is only life and death!
or if you want “there is no death, just the force”.
but there is no motherfucking spaghetti fucking flying monster.
I rest my god damn fucking case.
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Stranger,
You are wrong man.
All these believers have seen him with their own eyes man. How can you doubt the visual power of MAN.
Or for that matter how can you doubt anything that is accepted by THE BIG MAN. Don’t you undersrand that he is everything and that if he can’t explain something it does not exist.
You can rest your case all you like. (Casket more likely) But it is not over untill the One with all the power says its over.
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“But it is not over untill the One with all the power says its over.”
Ohmygawd… DUBYA?? Is that you??
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stranger,
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“do you really fucking belive there is a flying fucking spaghetti monster with meat eye balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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Well of course not! That would just be silly. Everyone can clearly see that his eyes are separate from the meatballs. Meat eyeballs…. ha… that’s a good one!
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OEJ
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I want to convert….dressing like a Pirate sure beats wearing white all day….do you know how hard it is to keep white clean when you live in Italy??
So is there like a formal conversion process? Or like a baptism with spaghetti sauce? or what?
+ Benedict XVI
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Blessed are those under the guidance of the FSM and to those on the noodley path.
RAmen
Thank the FSM, a religion that makes sense (at least more than the others) and one that is not corrosive to our society. I first heard of the FSM from the famous and briliant Dr. Richard Dawkins. To all you non-believers of the omnipotent FSM please take a moment to show me proof of its non existence. You can’t, just like I can’t disprove your god. At least I can say that my belief isn’t from the Bronze Age and my church hasn’t started any blood baths.
All praise to the ever vigilant and all mighty noodleyness
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