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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Beleive it or not until 2-7-09 i was a Christian. But on that day iwas talking to my friend about religon and he said that he beleived in the FSM. I thought he was crazy. So i looked it up and i understood it and i knew it was for me. So GOD IS NOT REAL!!!!!! (my parents are christians. But i switched so except me)
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I live in Algeria, a Moslem country in North Africa. I have always been a freethinker and a sworn atheist, therefore a pariah in this part of the world where religion is at the center of everything. I continue to be a freethinker but no longer an atheist: I am a pastafarian. I know it”ll be hard to spread the WORD where I happen to live, but I am ready to die a martyr. A question on my mind: where will I go/what become of me after such death? People of the so called ‘celestial’ religions would answer paradise or hell. What would my brothers and sisters in the new religion answer? May his Noodliness bless all. Pastafarians of the world, unite.
PS: I guess that pastafarianism is not a sexist religion like the above mmentioned ones
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I live in Algeria, a Moslem country in North Africa. I have always been a freethinker and a sworn atheist, therefore a pariah in this part of the world where religion is at the center of everything. I continue to be a freethinker but no longer an atheist: I am a pastafarian. I know it”ll be hard to spread the WORD where I happen to live, but I am ready to die a martyr. A question on my mind: where will I go/what will become of me after such death? People of the so called ‘celestial’ religions would answer paradise or hell. What would my brothers and sisters in the new religion answer? May his Noodliness bless all. Pastafarians of the world, unite. Another Q: How many people have died and are still dying in the name of those religions?
PS: I guess that pastafarianism is not a sexist religion like the above mentioned ones
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Woot! I only discovered the FSM yesterday, and I am already a devout follower! Ive also decided to use my band (MormonGrinder) to promote FSMism to the greater public.
I have tasted the Meaty Truth, and smelt its plesant tomatoey aroma!
RAmen.
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Hi there. I am knocking on the door of 80 years and had over 60 years experience in translating ancient scipts and runes (I’m an Archeologist and Theologian)
I have been an atheist now for 28 years – that is 28 years of freedom from bullshit.
There are to date 2894 gods in human society and they all have several things in common.
1.. They are the creator of all things.
2.. They are all-powerful.
3.. They are all-seeing.
4.. They are all the “one-true”
5.. They are all surrounded by an ever-expanding mythology, which either comes out of over-enthusiasm, a desire to control or out of a bottle.
6.. They are all inventions of man – without exception.
The FSM is a beautiful counter to mans’ greatest mental disorder – religion.
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Religions are for PUSSYS who CANT HANDLE reality!
Gods make NO sense! You think they do because your whole life was based around such a belief. If there was a god(makes no sense but yea) why would he judge his creations and send some to hell? Why would he do anything? He knows everything he is everything blah blah. Why does he need worshiped? People act like they know FUCKING EVERYTHING.
What are you going to do for an eternity in some paradise(heaven). You need bad in order to have good. An endless supply of good has no balance, it will get old fast. True? lol fucking fools
This whole thing is unfathomable because we’re all apart of it. We can’t look at ourselves in the same way that we can’t chew on our own teeth or look directly into our own eye without using a mirror.
We’re waves of the ocean(universe) if anything.
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Hi
I was kind of looking around at getting a religious sort of thing in my life but never really got round to it. I think I would have liked to be a jew but military service in Isreal and the fact that god didn’t actually choose me to be a jew kind of put me off the whole thing.
Seeing the FSM makes me think I’m missing out on all the devout things in life / death / afterlife * and FSM seems like just the completely illogical belief system for me !
I don’t want to get too denominational on you given that I’ve only been a believer for the last 180 seconds but is it right to imitate the FSM in costume ? Is that not the work of a heretic ?
Also, as a member of the FSM would I be allowed to
i) Petition abortion clinics armed with lasagne ?
ii) Make really poor films about faux-sects with Tom Hanks ?
iii) Still scare the shit out of those close to me using the amazing universal laws of attraction as contained in ‘The Secret’ ?
*Delete where applicable.
Rob (Ireland).
PS – There’s no need to discuss this comment as I’m sure the FSM will reveal his intentions directly to me by arranging a plate of alphabet shapes into a spiritual language only I can interpret.
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I wish I had a condom on right now. My pants are full of excitement jizz. I’m totally crossing over to FSM. Hard ons for everyone!!!!!!!!
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I only want to join because i find the hate mail so irrocovally stupid.
(I made that word up because no word in the English language could describe my feelings).
I hope that one day i am blessed with a sign from the noodley appendage of the FSM.
I also hope i see fairies in the garden. Or a unicorn.
Its all as likely as god existing. :)
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Annonymous (who cannot even spell your own name),
I have nothing to repent for. And there is no god to bless me or love me. But thanks for playin’.
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I am absolutely in love with the hate mail page on this website. I think it’s extremely entertaining that Christians get so worked up about this joke. I am an atheist, and I think it’s interesting that some people can be so offended by this kind of thing. If someone insults my religion(or lack thereof), i shrug it off; people are entitled to their own beliefs. It’s just difficult for me to grasp that people are actually offended by this. I love it.
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To Danny Drey, age 13. That’s about the time I became Atheist too. I am over 3 times as old as you. You are lucky you found out so young that there is no God. Study Science and Richard dawkins and you can’t go wrong.
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I am a Christian, and I am not at all offended by this… Why do people get so worked up about it? I enjoy this page as much as the dihydrogen monoxide webpages. Thank you to all who participate for brightening up my day. =D
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Woo I’m 14 I have “seen the light” lol. I’ve been an atheist since I was twelve, which has been a bit of a pain given that I’m in a repressive Irish Catholic School (Blackrock College if anyone here’s heard of it). I’d say FSM makes as much sense as recognised religions, which is an impressive achievement for a parody. If there are any Irish atheists reading this you rock!!!
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