I want to say this was broadcast around November of 2005, but I could be wrong.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@Aaron
We all know that a negative times a negative equals a positive. Extrapolating this to stupidity, I hypothesize that a stupid person saying another person (let’s call that person Ivan) is stupid would mean that Ivan is actually smart. So thanks for supporting my hypothesis with the following data:
1: Aaron is stupid.
2: Aaron says Pastafarians are stupid.
The above data can be coupled with the fact that Pastafarians are smart to lend support that my hypothesis is, at least, possibly true (though not proven) . The need for more evidence is clearly indicated.
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I shall endeavor to take a “fundie poll” in order to increase my pool of data. Any fundie that says Pastafarians are not stupid is clearly smart enough to attempt to undermine my efforts, and thus will not qualify for my poll. I will then publish my results in a peer edited journal (probably one printed by the discovery institute because they are the only “scientists” that couldn’t find a flaw in my data taking method).
HOW DARE SHE; HOW DARE SHE HOW CAN SHE MOCK THE FSM?
PLZ CAN WEE GO TO ACTION AND CUT HER DOWN?
PLUNDER THEM LUBRICATE ON THEM THOSE WHO SAYS MY RELIGON IS A JOCKE SHALL BE DAMED, DAMED I TELL YOU!
ps.sorry for all the capital letters
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When doubt Plunder!
Yargh!
Why should people even bother ‘debating’ the ID theory, when the FSM our noodley apendage so blatantly created with string theory aided by the saucey one. xxx
Ramen!
……..there are no words for my hate
ramen praize the noddley apendage
All praise HIM and his noodly apendages. May the pirates one day return. RAmen.
My friend mysteriously got a migrane after he said he didnt beleive in the flying spaghetti monster. I know know the FSM did this. ]=-) RAmen