FSM mentioned on CNN - video - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

FSM mentioned on CNN - video

I want to say this was broadcast around November of 2005, but I could be wrong.

[youtube]oTeQd0bL8TE[/youtube]

87 Responses to “FSM mentioned on CNN - video”

Pages: « 1 2 3 [4] 5 » Show All

61 - February 1st, 2007 at 11:17 am - Raz Says:

@Jerod
Lmao, I see Massachusetts is still stuck in the dark ages… if they even adhere to that law anymore. Isn’t it illegal to eat an orange in a bathtub in California or Florida? Here in Canada it’s illegal to drag a dead horse down Yonge st. in Toronto.
62 - February 1st, 2007 at 11:48 am - Lolli Popoff Says:

Dumb laws ye say?
.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.
.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

.While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.
.

By far the best… “The penalty for jumping off a building is death.”

.
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/new-york/
63 - February 1st, 2007 at 12:04 pm - Alias Says:

Maybe Mike is one of those lusty butt pirates we here so much about. He does call everyone a homo but he hasn’t that that’s a bad thing. Maybe he’s trying to complement us.
Ramen
64 - February 1st, 2007 at 12:05 pm - Alias Says:

hasn’t (said) that that’s a bad thing.
65 - February 1st, 2007 at 12:21 pm - Beastly Rich Says:

CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER
.
Watch in amazement as I break all of those at once!
.
Come here mike…
66 - February 1st, 2007 at 12:36 pm - Raz Says:

@Mike
Lol you seem awfully obsessed with homosexuality, are you projecting your own sexual insecurities on us? You’re free to talk about it if you want, we won’t discriminate or threaten you with death at the hands of fictional entities.
May you be Touched By His Noodly Appendage

@Beastly Rich
Careful lol he might enjoy it.
67 - February 1st, 2007 at 1:45 pm - Alias Says:

I’ve seen these types before, he’s probably about 15 years old. Hasn’t really found out what his sexuality is and afraid to put the question to himself. It’s like religion. Did you know that 88% of people have never honestly questioned whether god actually exists? Fear for what the answer might be, probably, and not knowing how they could live with the answer if it turns out negative.
Luckily we have. That’s how we discovered FSM.
That’s why fundies and homophobia go well together. Both are based on fear to ask a question.
68 - February 28th, 2007 at 12:47 am - Buck B Says:

Let everyone on earth be touched by the goodness of the noodles.
Ramen
69 - March 26th, 2007 at 12:43 pm - Cowpie Says:

A JOKE? Repent thou forke tounged harpy!
70 - May 23rd, 2007 at 3:32 pm - Calamari Says:

A JOKE!!??? Thats it, im getting my shotgun
71 - May 30th, 2007 at 1:20 pm - noodle hater Says:

@mike again and agian

dude i totally agree with u . lol it is really retarded. lol
72 - June 3rd, 2007 at 10:53 pm - FERVENT BELIEVER Says:

What absurdity. They must want to be smacked upside the head with His Noodly Appendage. For shame.
73 - June 26th, 2007 at 10:31 pm - FSM-A-HOLIC Says:

How many Pirate points do I need to have before I can call An all out Food fight? This woman makes me want to resort to violence…..Please brothers and sisters..pray for me, I beg of you
74 - June 27th, 2007 at 2:13 pm - Blase Splee Says:

Has anyone ever noticed that people who use acronyms (lol, rofl, stfu) always seem to be the same people scraped out of the bottom of the gene pool?
75 - July 2nd, 2007 at 3:55 pm - pirate_pete Says:

Arrrr!
76 - September 2nd, 2007 at 2:45 pm - Michael Says:

I am ashamed to have the same name as Mike, that blaspheming son of a bitch.
Forgive me my brethren, for this similarity.

All hail the FSM, and may he scald mike with hot tomato sauce!

Ramen!
77 - September 2nd, 2007 at 3:15 pm - Etay Says:

Damn… CNN’s on their side!
78 - September 14th, 2007 at 1:33 pm - S Says:

HOW DARE THEY INSULT THE HOLY ONE AND CALL US A JOKE.
I tried to find a place to email them but i couldn’t!!!!!!!!:(
79 - October 3rd, 2007 at 8:23 pm - Aaron Says:

You guys are pathetic! You need to grow up. This is kindergarden, jurvenille crap. Like someone else said, pasta was created in the 1600’s and you believe in it. WOW!! hahaha, you guys are so stupid!
80 - October 3rd, 2007 at 8:38 pm - Commodore Angryy Says:

The concept of God was created in Ancient Egypt. what’s the difference?

Pages: « 1 2 3 [4] 5 » Show All

Purchase the Gospel

An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American