I want to say this was broadcast around November of 2005, but I could be wrong.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
CNN should apologize for calling our religion a joke.
OMG!! We need contact sum1! They called us a joke! CNN should be shut down for belittling our beliefs!!!
You know what I heard? He called it flying spaghetti monster, hes a fuck-bag.
Anyone else hear it?
obviously they disregard the beliefs beacuse they don’t understand properly
The spaghetti monster has appeared on CNN, it is a miracle.
Wow… How dare they call your religeon a joke but not their own. This is why I am an Atheist.
This is quite offensive to the followers of the pastafarian religion, why would they conserder our religion a joke. When theirs is no more valid than ours?I will speak in the FSM tounge so they won’t understand me Yarr ‘dis be blaspheme against ‘dee flyin spaghetti monster religion arr! Fools be ‘day ey?
aarrrrrr!!! down wit de man arr!!
YHARR, down with ye CNN. Callin’ our religeon a joke! Argh.
Arrr…..me thinks the Communist News Network ( CNN ) did not believe in ANY religion?
Avast yee Landlubers or ALL will be smacked with a good peg leg and throttled with a hook!!
AR Yar AR, That ‘ould be a showin them it ‘ould.
i say they shold give us a pirate ship to say Sorry for calling our religion a joke
We should set up a mass letter writeing campain to CCN demanding an on air retraction for calling our religion a joke we can’t have prejudicace bigots like that mocking the deaply held belefes of pastifarians all over the world. i will pray to the FSM sends an army of pirates to show him the error of his ways
isnt that racism callin a religion a joke? they wouldnt call any other religion a joke so why ours?
i want to start raising money to build a church for this. we need to show this clip to more people. because this clip obviousely means it is real
If they are going to call it a joke, they at least investigate it enough to know exactly what the joke is.
they should be touched by the noodly appendage
Thats just plainly wrong! They do need to be touched by his noodly appendage. Unless they have read the gospel or understand Pastafarianism they shouldnt criticise it!>
Who is that beautiful woman…???? I MUST HAVE HER!
CNN is fucked in there head -_- i think we should all NOT give them any beer or strippers
be blesed :D
Our religion isnt a joke >_>
wtf is worng with CNN.. are they aloud to say that on national… well american television >_>
This was done well before the Dawkins interview, so I wouldn’t fret over it too much.
RAmen
how can they say that jesus, budda, allah, ect. are not jokes and yet publicly diss (for lack of a better word) the FSM. I find this very insulting and demand a televised apology from CNN.
RAmen
Yes CNN messed it up adn called this a joke. They didnot obviously get the point, may they be touched by the noodly appendage and gain enlightenment.
RAmen
Yeah, there has to be a loophole there where they really arent allowed to say that.. Imagine the UPROAR if a TV personality called christianity, etc. a joke!?
I say we take down CNN and broadcast our own point of view. We shall arrange quite the uprising and take down the godless sodomites. We just need to study V for Vendetta for taking down fascist oppressionists.
Why is it a joke compared to any other religion.
If I were Bobby I’d have a lot of explaining and ranting to do…after I filled my stomach withnoodly goodness of course.
It’s people like CNN that are shotting us down and stunting the word of FSM. How dare they! I up for a mass lettering campaign against CNN, demanding an apology and requesting they not call FSM a joke ever again (maybe even getting them to help spread the word maybe).
RAmen
You know what i’m glad they CNN called your religion a jokes because to tell you the truth it is. Now what kind of dumbass beleives in a flying spaghetti monster. Holy Shit a whole website on assholes who believe in flying spaghetti!!HAHAHA!!!
Just me agan. Will one of u plese fuck me in the ass. I cant do it myself without a broomstick. Fuck me……………………………………………………
i live and die for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster just kidding u suck
Mike. “…Will one of u plese fuck me in the ass. I cant do it myself without a broomstick.”
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You can’t? No wonder some of my girlfriends fainted! hehehehe
@MIKE
This site is SATIRE, as we have said more than 10,000,000,000 times to people such as yourself. If you need a newspaper to tell you when something is humorous, then you aught to consider counseling.
1: I meant news channel.
2: As has been said, CNN has no right to call our religion a joke when Pastafarianism is just as sensical (more so, actually) as their own. Hypocrites.
@Gnocci Man
That’s right, time to launch a formal protest!
RAmen
Yeah…Imagine if they said the Christian religion was a joke!! PROTEST!!!!
YEAH, WE NEED TO CALL OUT TO ALL THE PASTAFARIANS OF THE WORLD TO COME TOGETHER TO DESTROY CNN
No football, me sad:
We’re not that kind of religion. We leave senseless violence to Christianity and Islam.
If they think Pastafarianism is a joke, let them.
We will just hope they are oneday touched by his noodly appendage…
U all suck.
Only for money, mike.
Calm down Mike. These people are really stupid. But you are being just a little to strong. They don’t get it. I know what you are talking about and I agree.
@Thumper
Hi, nice to see you! I see that you and Mike are here to troll for our entertainment! It’s always good to have a little entertainment.
I’m actually not that stupid(as your post said), thought I’d inform you.
RAmen
@Thumper
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2, 2, 4, 8, 32, 256, … which number is next in the sequence?
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okay, a harder one:
5, 4, 2, -2, -10, -26…
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If you get both of those in the time that it took me to make them (1.5 minutes, I just thought them up randomly) then you can officially call yourself still not nearly as smart as you think. If blindly following religion is intelligence, then you have us beat; but otherwise we still pull far ahead.
RAmen
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p.s. You forgot a comma in the first sentence, and used the wrong form of “to” (you wanted too, I believe) third.
HAHA!!! CNN called your religion a joke!!I do agree though it kind o funny how people even make a Website for people who believe fucking spaghetti like Gnocci Man who thinks his intelligence will get him so far. Well Gnocci Man if your so smart as you say you are whats your possible explanation for believing in fucking spaghetti. I cant stop laughing guys this shit is so funny!!! A bunch of fucking guys thinking that 2 meat ball and some noodles is good!!!!LOL!!!!LMAO!!!!
HAHA!!! CNN called your religion a joke!!I do agree though its kind of funny how people even make a Website for people who believe fucking spaghetti like Gnocci Man who thinks his intelligence will get him so far. Well Gnocci Man if your so smart as you say you are whats your possible explanation for believing in fucking spaghetti. I cant stop laughing guys this shit is so funny!!! A bunch of fucking guys thinking that 2 meat ball and some noodles is good!!!!LOL!!!!LMAO!!!!
@Mike Meier Nov 2nd, 2006 at 10:59 am
If they are going to call it a joke, they at least investigate it enough to know exactly what the joke is.
RAmen!!
You dont need to investigate the joke is evident. Now what kind of fucking sick people belive in fucking spaghetti as a god thats the fucking joke. This shit is funny!!!!LOL!!!!Sorry but i cant stop laughing!!!!
Once again, only board trolls and hormone-filled teenagers. Geez, this is getting old. Anyone have a deck of cards?
@Everyone
Guess what. I just joined Barack Obama’s Presidential Exploratory Committee!
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@Marc McOar
*shuffles deck*
5-card draw or Texas Hold ‘em?
@Everyone
Guess what. I just joined Barack Obama’s Presidential Exploratory Committee!
Are you going to explore his asshole with your tounge homo.
@Mike
You didn’t quote me dumbass. I’m not launching an official response to your post until you quote me.
Oh, and by the way no I wasn’t going to explore his asshole, it’s my plan to help him help America become better.
Yes, that’s right, at the age of 14 I’m doing far more to contribute to my country than pretty much everyone here(no offense), I urge you all to vote for Obama.
RAmen
@Pixel Pete
I’m thinking the same about Obama,and I will be voting.
RAmen
Waste of time. Blacks don’t even vote for blacks. Do some research. He doesn’t stand a chance. Homo.
damned dial-up internet
ill just have to wait……
“Yes it’s a joke” but that’s not the point. The point is it’s indistinguishable from the “serious” ID theory, which leads one to the conclusion that perhaps ID is also a joke…
@mike
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yea, this site is a joke. is that too hard to understand. for most people it’s pretty easy, but since you’re a dumbass youu might not understand it. you’re so sad i laugh.
U HOMOS ARE STILL HERE!!!!!!! I HOPE GOD KILLS ALL U FAGGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can anyone find a post by mike that isn’t homophobic? i really do think he needs to talk to someone properly about this. Just come out of the closet and be honest with yourself - it would help with the aggrssion…
@PP.
“Yes, that’s right, at the age of 14 I’m doing far more to contribute to my country than pretty much everyone here(no offense), I urge you all to vote for Obama.
RAmen”
You bloody voted for him. Why the alcohol free beer should we want to bail you out? ;)
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Yea! Mike and his tasty faggots.
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“It’s Brains you want…”, An advert for Brains*
Be careful in Massachusetts!!!!
http://www.mass.gov/legis/laws/mgl/272-36.htm
@Jerod
Lmao, I see Massachusetts is still stuck in the dark ages… if they even adhere to that law anymore. Isn’t it illegal to eat an orange in a bathtub in California or Florida? Here in Canada it’s illegal to drag a dead horse down Yonge st. in Toronto.
Dumb laws ye say?
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Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
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It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.
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Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
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A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
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It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
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The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
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New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
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A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
.While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
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Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.
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By far the best… “The penalty for jumping off a building is death.”
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/new-york/
Maybe Mike is one of those lusty butt pirates we here so much about. He does call everyone a homo but he hasn’t that that’s a bad thing. Maybe he’s trying to complement us.
Ramen
hasn’t (said) that that’s a bad thing.
CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER
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Watch in amazement as I break all of those at once!
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Come here mike…
@Mike
Lol you seem awfully obsessed with homosexuality, are you projecting your own sexual insecurities on us? You’re free to talk about it if you want, we won’t discriminate or threaten you with death at the hands of fictional entities.
May you be Touched By His Noodly Appendage
@Beastly Rich
Careful lol he might enjoy it.
I’ve seen these types before, he’s probably about 15 years old. Hasn’t really found out what his sexuality is and afraid to put the question to himself. It’s like religion. Did you know that 88% of people have never honestly questioned whether god actually exists? Fear for what the answer might be, probably, and not knowing how they could live with the answer if it turns out negative.
Luckily we have. That’s how we discovered FSM.
That’s why fundies and homophobia go well together. Both are based on fear to ask a question.
Let everyone on earth be touched by the goodness of the noodles.
Ramen
A JOKE? Repent thou forke tounged harpy!
A JOKE!!??? Thats it, im getting my shotgun
@mike again and agian
dude i totally agree with u . lol it is really retarded. lol
What absurdity. They must want to be smacked upside the head with His Noodly Appendage. For shame.
How many Pirate points do I need to have before I can call An all out Food fight? This woman makes me want to resort to violence…..Please brothers and sisters..pray for me, I beg of you
Has anyone ever noticed that people who use acronyms (lol, rofl, stfu) always seem to be the same people scraped out of the bottom of the gene pool?
Arrrr!
I am ashamed to have the same name as Mike, that blaspheming son of a bitch.
Forgive me my brethren, for this similarity.
All hail the FSM, and may he scald mike with hot tomato sauce!
Ramen!
Damn… CNN’s on their side!
HOW DARE THEY INSULT THE HOLY ONE AND CALL US A JOKE.
I tried to find a place to email them but i couldn’t!!!!!!!!:(
You guys are pathetic! You need to grow up. This is kindergarden, jurvenille crap. Like someone else said, pasta was created in the 1600’s and you believe in it. WOW!! hahaha, you guys are so stupid!
The concept of God was created in Ancient Egypt. what’s the difference?
@Aaron
We all know that a negative times a negative equals a positive. Extrapolating this to stupidity, I hypothesize that a stupid person saying another person (let’s call that person Ivan) is stupid would mean that Ivan is actually smart. So thanks for supporting my hypothesis with the following data:
1: Aaron is stupid.
2: Aaron says Pastafarians are stupid.
The above data can be coupled with the fact that Pastafarians are smart to lend support that my hypothesis is, at least, possibly true (though not proven) . The need for more evidence is clearly indicated.
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I shall endeavor to take a “fundie poll” in order to increase my pool of data. Any fundie that says Pastafarians are not stupid is clearly smart enough to attempt to undermine my efforts, and thus will not qualify for my poll. I will then publish my results in a peer edited journal (probably one printed by the discovery institute because they are the only “scientists” that couldn’t find a flaw in my data taking method).
HOW DARE SHE; HOW DARE SHE HOW CAN SHE MOCK THE FSM?
PLZ CAN WEE GO TO ACTION AND CUT HER DOWN?
PLUNDER THEM LUBRICATE ON THEM THOSE WHO SAYS MY RELIGON IS A JOCKE SHALL BE DAMED, DAMED I TELL YOU!
ps.sorry for all the capital letters
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When doubt Plunder!
Yargh!
Why should people even bother ‘debating’ the ID theory, when the FSM our noodley apendage so blatantly created with string theory aided by the saucey one. xxx
Ramen!
……..there are no words for my hate
ramen praize the noddley apendage
All praise HIM and his noodly apendages. May the pirates one day return. RAmen.
My friend mysteriously got a migrane after he said he didnt beleive in the flying spaghetti monster. I know know the FSM did this. ]=-) RAmen