I want to say this was broadcast around November of 2005, but I could be wrong.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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CNN should apologize for calling our religion a joke.
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OMG!! We need contact sum1! They called us a joke! CNN should be shut down for belittling our beliefs!!!
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You know what I heard? He called it flying spaghetti monster, hes a fuck-bag.
Anyone else hear it?
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obviously they disregard the beliefs beacuse they don’t understand properly
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The spaghetti monster has appeared on CNN, it is a miracle.
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Wow… How dare they call your religeon a joke but not their own. This is why I am an Atheist.
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This is quite offensive to the followers of the pastafarian religion, why would they conserder our religion a joke. When theirs is no more valid than ours?I will speak in the FSM tounge so they won’t understand me Yarr ‘dis be blaspheme against ‘dee flyin spaghetti monster religion arr! Fools be ‘day ey?
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aarrrrrr!!! down wit de man arr!!
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YHARR, down with ye CNN. Callin’ our religeon a joke! Argh.
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Arrr…..me thinks the Communist News Network ( CNN ) did not believe in ANY religion?
Avast yee Landlubers or ALL will be smacked with a good peg leg and throttled with a hook!!
AR Yar AR, That ‘ould be a showin them it ‘ould.
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i say they shold give us a pirate ship to say Sorry for calling our religion a joke
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We should set up a mass letter writeing campain to CCN demanding an on air retraction for calling our religion a joke we can’t have prejudicace bigots like that mocking the deaply held belefes of pastifarians all over the world. i will pray to the FSM sends an army of pirates to show him the error of his ways
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isnt that racism callin a religion a joke? they wouldnt call any other religion a joke so why ours?
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i want to start raising money to build a church for this. we need to show this clip to more people. because this clip obviousely means it is real
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If they are going to call it a joke, they at least investigate it enough to know exactly what the joke is.
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they should be touched by the noodly appendage
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Thats just plainly wrong! They do need to be touched by his noodly appendage. Unless they have read the gospel or understand Pastafarianism they shouldnt criticise it!>
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Who is that beautiful woman…???? I MUST HAVE HER!
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CNN is fucked in there head -_- i think we should all NOT give them any beer or strippers
be blesed :D
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Our religion isnt a joke >_>
wtf is worng with CNN.. are they aloud to say that on national… well american television >_>
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This was done well before the Dawkins interview, so I wouldn’t fret over it too much.
RAmen
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how can they say that jesus, budda, allah, ect. are not jokes and yet publicly diss (for lack of a better word) the FSM. I find this very insulting and demand a televised apology from CNN.
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RAmen
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Yes CNN messed it up adn called this a joke. They didnot obviously get the point, may they be touched by the noodly appendage and gain enlightenment.
RAmen
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Yeah, there has to be a loophole there where they really arent allowed to say that.. Imagine the UPROAR if a TV personality called christianity, etc. a joke!?
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I say we take down CNN and broadcast our own point of view. We shall arrange quite the uprising and take down the godless sodomites. We just need to study V for Vendetta for taking down fascist oppressionists.
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Why is it a joke compared to any other religion.
If I were Bobby I’d have a lot of explaining and ranting to do…after I filled my stomach withnoodly goodness of course.
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It’s people like CNN that are shotting us down and stunting the word of FSM. How dare they! I up for a mass lettering campaign against CNN, demanding an apology and requesting they not call FSM a joke ever again (maybe even getting them to help spread the word maybe).
RAmen
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You know what i’m glad they CNN called your religion a jokes because to tell you the truth it is. Now what kind of dumbass beleives in a flying spaghetti monster. Holy Shit a whole website on assholes who believe in flying spaghetti!!HAHAHA!!!
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Just me agan. Will one of u plese fuck me in the ass. I cant do it myself without a broomstick. Fuck me……………………………………………………
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i live and die for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster just kidding u suck
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Mike. “…Will one of u plese fuck me in the ass. I cant do it myself without a broomstick.”
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You can’t? No wonder some of my girlfriends fainted! hehehehe
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@MIKE
This site is SATIRE, as we have said more than 10,000,000,000 times to people such as yourself. If you need a newspaper to tell you when something is humorous, then you aught to consider counseling.
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1: I meant news channel.
2: As has been said, CNN has no right to call our religion a joke when Pastafarianism is just as sensical (more so, actually) as their own. Hypocrites.
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@Gnocci Man
That’s right, time to launch a formal protest!
RAmen
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Yeah…Imagine if they said the Christian religion was a joke!! PROTEST!!!!
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YEAH, WE NEED TO CALL OUT TO ALL THE PASTAFARIANS OF THE WORLD TO COME TOGETHER TO DESTROY CNN
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No football, me sad:
We’re not that kind of religion. We leave senseless violence to Christianity and Islam.
If they think Pastafarianism is a joke, let them.
We will just hope they are oneday touched by his noodly appendage…
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U all suck.
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Only for money, mike.
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Calm down Mike. These people are really stupid. But you are being just a little to strong. They don’t get it. I know what you are talking about and I agree.
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@Thumper
Hi, nice to see you! I see that you and Mike are here to troll for our entertainment! It’s always good to have a little entertainment.
I’m actually not that stupid(as your post said), thought I’d inform you.
RAmen
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@Thumper
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2, 2, 4, 8, 32, 256, … which number is next in the sequence?
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okay, a harder one:
5, 4, 2, -2, -10, -26…
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If you get both of those in the time that it took me to make them (1.5 minutes, I just thought them up randomly) then you can officially call yourself still not nearly as smart as you think. If blindly following religion is intelligence, then you have us beat; but otherwise we still pull far ahead.
RAmen
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p.s. You forgot a comma in the first sentence, and used the wrong form of “to” (you wanted too, I believe) third.
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HAHA!!! CNN called your religion a joke!!I do agree though it kind o funny how people even make a Website for people who believe fucking spaghetti like Gnocci Man who thinks his intelligence will get him so far. Well Gnocci Man if your so smart as you say you are whats your possible explanation for believing in fucking spaghetti. I cant stop laughing guys this shit is so funny!!! A bunch of fucking guys thinking that 2 meat ball and some noodles is good!!!!LOL!!!!LMAO!!!!
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HAHA!!! CNN called your religion a joke!!I do agree though its kind of funny how people even make a Website for people who believe fucking spaghetti like Gnocci Man who thinks his intelligence will get him so far. Well Gnocci Man if your so smart as you say you are whats your possible explanation for believing in fucking spaghetti. I cant stop laughing guys this shit is so funny!!! A bunch of fucking guys thinking that 2 meat ball and some noodles is good!!!!LOL!!!!LMAO!!!!
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@Mike Meier Nov 2nd, 2006 at 10:59 am
If they are going to call it a joke, they at least investigate it enough to know exactly what the joke is.
RAmen!!
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You dont need to investigate the joke is evident. Now what kind of fucking sick people belive in fucking spaghetti as a god thats the fucking joke. This shit is funny!!!!LOL!!!!Sorry but i cant stop laughing!!!!
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Once again, only board trolls and hormone-filled teenagers. Geez, this is getting old. Anyone have a deck of cards?
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@Everyone
Guess what. I just joined Barack Obama’s Presidential Exploratory Committee!
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@Marc McOar
*shuffles deck*
5-card draw or Texas Hold ‘em?
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@Everyone
Guess what. I just joined Barack Obama’s Presidential Exploratory Committee!
Are you going to explore his asshole with your tounge homo.
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