I want to say this was broadcast around November of 2005, but I could be wrong.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Mike
You didn’t quote me dumbass. I’m not launching an official response to your post until you quote me.
Oh, and by the way no I wasn’t going to explore his asshole, it’s my plan to help him help America become better.
Yes, that’s right, at the age of 14 I’m doing far more to contribute to my country than pretty much everyone here(no offense), I urge you all to vote for Obama.
RAmen
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@Pixel Pete
I’m thinking the same about Obama,and I will be voting.
RAmen
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Waste of time. Blacks don’t even vote for blacks. Do some research. He doesn’t stand a chance. Homo.
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damned dial-up internet
ill just have to wait……
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“Yes it’s a joke” but that’s not the point. The point is it’s indistinguishable from the “serious” ID theory, which leads one to the conclusion that perhaps ID is also a joke…
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@mike
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yea, this site is a joke. is that too hard to understand. for most people it’s pretty easy, but since you’re a dumbass youu might not understand it. you’re so sad i laugh.
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U HOMOS ARE STILL HERE!!!!!!! I HOPE GOD KILLS ALL U FAGGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Can anyone find a post by mike that isn’t homophobic? i really do think he needs to talk to someone properly about this. Just come out of the closet and be honest with yourself – it would help with the aggrssion…
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@PP.
“Yes, that’s right, at the age of 14 I’m doing far more to contribute to my country than pretty much everyone here(no offense), I urge you all to vote for Obama.
RAmen”
You bloody voted for him. Why the alcohol free beer should we want to bail you out? ;)
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Yea! Mike and his tasty faggots.
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“It’s Brains you want…”, An advert for Brains*
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Be careful in Massachusetts!!!!
http://www.mass.gov/legis/laws/mgl/272-36.htm
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@Jerod
Lmao, I see Massachusetts is still stuck in the dark ages… if they even adhere to that law anymore. Isn’t it illegal to eat an orange in a bathtub in California or Florida? Here in Canada it’s illegal to drag a dead horse down Yonge st. in Toronto.
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Dumb laws ye say?
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Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
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It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.
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Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
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A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
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It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
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The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
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New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
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A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
.While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
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Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.
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By far the best… “The penalty for jumping off a building is death.”
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/new-york/
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Maybe Mike is one of those lusty butt pirates we here so much about. He does call everyone a homo but he hasn’t that that’s a bad thing. Maybe he’s trying to complement us.
Ramen
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hasn’t (said) that that’s a bad thing.
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CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER
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Watch in amazement as I break all of those at once!
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Come here mike…
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@Mike
Lol you seem awfully obsessed with homosexuality, are you projecting your own sexual insecurities on us? You’re free to talk about it if you want, we won’t discriminate or threaten you with death at the hands of fictional entities.
May you be Touched By His Noodly Appendage
@Beastly Rich
Careful lol he might enjoy it.
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I’ve seen these types before, he’s probably about 15 years old. Hasn’t really found out what his sexuality is and afraid to put the question to himself. It’s like religion. Did you know that 88% of people have never honestly questioned whether god actually exists? Fear for what the answer might be, probably, and not knowing how they could live with the answer if it turns out negative.
Luckily we have. That’s how we discovered FSM.
That’s why fundies and homophobia go well together. Both are based on fear to ask a question.
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Let everyone on earth be touched by the goodness of the noodles.
Ramen
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A JOKE? Repent thou forke tounged harpy!
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A JOKE!!??? Thats it, im getting my shotgun
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@mike again and agian
dude i totally agree with u . lol it is really retarded. lol
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What absurdity. They must want to be smacked upside the head with His Noodly Appendage. For shame.
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How many Pirate points do I need to have before I can call An all out Food fight? This woman makes me want to resort to violence…..Please brothers and sisters..pray for me, I beg of you
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Has anyone ever noticed that people who use acronyms (lol, rofl, stfu) always seem to be the same people scraped out of the bottom of the gene pool?
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Arrrr!
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I am ashamed to have the same name as Mike, that blaspheming son of a bitch.
Forgive me my brethren, for this similarity.
All hail the FSM, and may he scald mike with hot tomato sauce!
Ramen!
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Damn… CNN’s on their side!
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HOW DARE THEY INSULT THE HOLY ONE AND CALL US A JOKE.
I tried to find a place to email them but i couldn’t!!!!!!!!:(
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You guys are pathetic! You need to grow up. This is kindergarden, jurvenille crap. Like someone else said, pasta was created in the 1600’s and you believe in it. WOW!! hahaha, you guys are so stupid!
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The concept of God was created in Ancient Egypt. what’s the difference?
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@Aaron
We all know that a negative times a negative equals a positive. Extrapolating this to stupidity, I hypothesize that a stupid person saying another person (let’s call that person Ivan) is stupid would mean that Ivan is actually smart. So thanks for supporting my hypothesis with the following data:
1: Aaron is stupid.
2: Aaron says Pastafarians are stupid.
The above data can be coupled with the fact that Pastafarians are smart to lend support that my hypothesis is, at least, possibly true (though not proven) . The need for more evidence is clearly indicated.
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I shall endeavor to take a “fundie poll” in order to increase my pool of data. Any fundie that says Pastafarians are not stupid is clearly smart enough to attempt to undermine my efforts, and thus will not qualify for my poll. I will then publish my results in a peer edited journal (probably one printed by the discovery institute because they are the only “scientists” that couldn’t find a flaw in my data taking method).
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HOW DARE SHE; HOW DARE SHE HOW CAN SHE MOCK THE FSM?
PLZ CAN WEE GO TO ACTION AND CUT HER DOWN?
PLUNDER THEM LUBRICATE ON THEM THOSE WHO SAYS MY RELIGON IS A JOCKE SHALL BE DAMED, DAMED I TELL YOU!
ps.sorry for all the capital letters
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When doubt Plunder!
Yargh!
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Why should people even bother ‘debating’ the ID theory, when the FSM our noodley apendage so blatantly created with string theory aided by the saucey one. xxx
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Ramen!
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……..there are no words for my hate
ramen praize the noddley apendage
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All praise HIM and his noodly apendages. May the pirates one day return. RAmen.
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My friend mysteriously got a migrane after he said he didnt beleive in the flying spaghetti monster. I know know the FSM did this. ]=-) RAmen
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CNN ? What of this Cee IN IN ? I do not believe in the existance
of Cee In In. It is the product of Blasphemers and the Anti-Noodle
lobby.
“To cling to a wet string in the rising storm is an act of
foolish gravity.”
Chang Twee Fong
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Praise FSM
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Wait till you take his “Noodely Appendage” up the ass. It’s more like the Catholic Church than you think!
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the dang video doesnt work
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I noticed that this is not the first time you write about the topic. Why have you chosen it again?
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Watch South Park they mention it in their evolution episode in season 9 or 10. Fucking Super Magnificient if you ask me. But, for real watch the episode.
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I find the whole idea of this site hilarious. I love the effortless wit of the whole idea of the FSM and, reading through the comments on this page, I find it encouraging for there to be so many people ready and waiting to give a right good noodly bashing to any passing blinkered, mindless, homophobic, pointlessly traditional god-botherer with severely limited IQ. I found it telling of the revolting, old-fashioned republican attitudes of Creationists that as soon as someone mentioned Obama, one anti-FSM poster accused the other guy of being gay, and another immediately said, and I quote, “Waste of time. Blacks don’t even vote for blacks. Do some research. He doesn’t stand a chance. Homo.” I think perhaps “Mike” thinks differently now that america is not only governed by a democrat, but by a black man. No doubt he’ll be grumbling right now in his dirty caravan in some back-o-beyond southern nowhere-town, but who’s in the oval office, commanding the greatest nation in the world, and who’s sitting alone calling him a homo. grow up and get with the times, right-wing america. When they see that there’s the same amount of scientific proof of the existence of an omniscient, omnipotent God as there is an airborne bolognese creating the universe, perhaps society can move on. long live the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and all his noodly appendages!
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The writers of South Park are so obsessed with male homosexuality…anyone else notice this? I think it’s past the “ha ha” funny point and has toppled over into OCD. It’s in almost every show. Don’t get me wrong…I have a good sense of humor (drag shows crack me up! ) but…even some gay people I know think those guys are stuck in the corner of the closet.
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