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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
yeah……
your religion is bologna. i can’t beleive a bunch of “pirates” believe in an “all powerful flying spaghetti monster” it’s a load of crap.
Jesus is the one true God.
i just wish you all knew that.
Why? Honestly….why do you care one way or the other?? Let Jesus do the talking, I’m sure if he’s that into converting people he doesn’t need your help.
Wow. Just Wow. That’s better than those Bible movies with Charlton Heston.
I am a believer. Thank You.
For all those who have trouble dealing with your faith based on the F.A.C.T of there being a video recording of His Noodliness creating the world in a record 3 DAYS(!), here, I present my theory: The Flying Spaghetti Monster realised the need for documentation to prove his existence to us, as he was intending to bestow the gift of free will unto us all. He also foretold that we would find visual documentation very useful. Especially seeing as he was intending to make computers, the Internet, Google and cheese on toast. So, he created the video camera. But then, he also realised that there was a need for a bystander to video his actions. Realising that a tripod wouldn’t be sufficient, as it wouldn’t be able to follow his movements (and that robots aren’t intelligent enough for such a task, although he is working to rectify that), he created a Pirate. Which is why donning full Pirate regalia is so important, as we then confirm to him that we understand we were not the first beings created by him. The wearing of Pirate attire signifies our desires to attain the closest possible position to FSM. In other words, it could be translated into Pirates are the FSM equivalent of Gods Angels, only Pirates are better because they don’t kiss ass, they ingest the holy pasta of life.
My two cents on trying to understand the sheer enormity of the existence of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and all the delicious Pasta he shares with us all.
Pasta Bless.
On a side note, to the guy who said that Jesus was the one true God: Have you read the Bible lately? Jesus was the bastard child of a supposedly all-powerful entity who was never around to show him that shaving against the grain was a big no-no (not that I understand that shaving philosophy either). Personally, I think conception started whilst Mary was off on opiates. Not that I’m an Atheist, I’m not…I have beliefs.
So elegantly simple. This is an inspired artwork that explains everything in just 19 seconds. Now I understand. The mountains, the trees, the creatures with arms and legs, this is how it all came to be.
My only question now; just what is noodle-roni?
@Right there with ya SpaceApache.
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@curious:I always find it surprising how little Christians know about their own faith. Has this dude never heard of “holy Trinity”? Jesus the one true god indeed. I would like to ask u some questions: would you go onto a Jewish website and leave such a comment? Go onto a Hindu website? Go onto a Muslim website? No? Well what is wrong with believing in a harmless pasta god who only wants to prove that pirates are holy?
RAmen
There’s no link to the video….maybe the FSM destroyed it?
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hi my name is shaine faruk and iam in year 8 and iam working on a project on the claymation thing and i need your help for in this saerch
Man, I love the warm, fuzzy feeling that comes from knowing that our one, true, noodly God actually exists. I feel bad for those who have to look for their god in toast and under bridges.
Haha people really cannot establish sarcasm from reality. I have pity on those who cant take a masterfully and NEARLY overdone joke. Major props to the creator for such an elaborate joke. Well done.
Personally I believe I am the one true God however if I were not God I do believe this would be the religion for me. For those that agree that i am the one true God there are a few things you should know firstly top hats are highly respected, my dear friends Pope Cat and Lampyfriday are also highly respected. There are demi-gods, chosen by my and the un-written past which i have yet to right, but i am still the one true God. Fire plays a large role in my religion. For more information just search my name and you shall find me.
This video proves it for me. However I would like to add that the term “claymation” should be changed to clay-animation, as “claymation” is copywritted.
I gulped. His sassy watch pamela anderson porn movie included another pic, his specific brad pitt and angelina jolie kids understood up by two fingers.
curious can die and burn in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FSM FOREVER
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Just for all you bible bashin hoo-hahs out there, why are you on this site if you cant take a joke?
I mean I personaly was raised a christian, but after seeing the horrible things it makes people do. I just started looking at life in a more humanitarian sort of way. There are people who love, people who hate. People who kiss people who hit. There may be a god Im open to that. but really we’v been killing ourselves over that question for thousands of years. Do you think that God/The Flying spaghetti monster would want this any longer? Get a grip.
I thought the video was very funny :)
nice thats fucking crazy! i love that people aren’t open enough accept that you shouldn’t teach intelligent design in schools we can’t prove it. pretty fucking hilarious. and no, jesus is not the one true god, he (by christian belief) is the messiah, but he’s not god. he is a savior on behalf of god.