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In the beginning …
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
sssooooo…, got anymore?
Mine was silent too, with my PC’s volume on and all! Still, nice work. The cameraman seems to have been a bit shaken, but that’s normal, being the unique human being witnessing the creation of the universe (yeah, he was there before the midget, even filmed him…) So FSM created The Cameraman first?
RAmen to you Pirates!
Ok, sorry but you all honestly think that a Giant Pasta monster created earth. You guys have been doing to much crack. You honstly need to get a real life and quit thinking that a fucking god made of food made life. YOU ALL ARE FUCKING PATHETIC.
YOU ALL ARE FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!
Thanks Zac! Back at ya buddy!
Jesus loves you I’m sure of it!
@ Zak
Thank you for your concern, but Spaghetti is the form He chose to reveal Himself to Our Prophet Bobby. Since Our Spaghdeity is invisible, I suggest it is your logic that is “on crack”. We do have a life. We have found our saviour. WE make food to honour HIS Nooliness. If you have a problem with that, then that is your problem.
That said, I would truly hope that you would one day pick up a copy of our Gospel and become enlightened. We do offer a thirty day guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied, certainly your old religion will take you back. Have a nice day :)
RAmen
MJK
RAmen MJK
So like during those tiems in church -to be closer to Christ and more holilike, where you are to eat the body of Christ and drink his blood-by eating oyster crackers and grape juice, FSM parisioners (sic) would be able to just sit down and scarf on spaghetti noodles and marinara? I’m considering going from an agnostic to FSM DEFINITELY. I knew there was a religion out there for me.
Great Vid, beats the crap out of anything by mel gibson….
awesome vid…almost as cool as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlxmwvWekZA
you are all crazy get a life fags!
again get a life spaghetti following fags!
have you been off the meds again, mike? you really should stay the course, or the men in white coats will have to lock you up again.
Mikey - we’ve missed you. have you come out yet?
mike get a imagination smoke some weed then watch the video it’ll make perfect sense, I of coarse have been a believer since I read the letter to the kansas place
The video records the first creation of a midget but doesn’t the term ‘midget’ imply a differentiation from a ‘normal’ sized person? And why is the midget not a pirate or naked? It’s way easier to see that a chaste white women was created from a dudes rib in northern Africa…DUH! It looks like you guys have committed the sin of “eating from the tree of knowledge” and we all know that critical thinking has no place in Kansas schools.
Paladinism has sooooo much more credibility!! (I don’t mean to say that your religion has no integrity…but…meh)
Though I will say that FSMism is much more likely than christianity…
I believe that Christianity was just a pregnancy cover-up that went too far.
Good luck with spreading your religion FSMists!
The Paladin
(Who has a more credible religion)
thats awsome
Hey… wait a minute…
How could we get a video of the FSM BEFORE he created light?
He MUST be all-powerful.
That’s the last time I sacrice a 10′er on a pizza.