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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Oh so that’s how it all started!
Onanite
dood….your my hero
That was so beautiful it brought a tear to my noodle.
lol awesome.
it all makes sense now!
I used to skeptical….but NOW!!!
Best.
Video.
Evar.
I ne’er thought I’d witness it…but there it is.
Basically his Nnoodleage put the whole world together in 3 days. Take that Jehova!!! 350% increase in efficiency. Another ‘FACT’ that supports the divinty of his Noodleship…
I KNEW one day I’d find the truth!
ROFL…
OK, so, like, how did we get that footage? Yeah, you know how, we believe in proof here. Like, you know, statistics and graphs and stuff. Besides just having faith, we have documentation. We don’t just think it happened… we know. I want to see any other so called “diety” had the foresight to create documentation like that. Shows how smart they are. All knowing, that’s BS. They should have figured on someone questioning them in the future and kept records. And don’t give me any of that “oh, it got distroyed in the flood” BS either. Our diety had the foresight to get a security box at Wells Fargo and store that sh**.
Dude just comes along ans says, “hey I created the world and stuff.” And we’re all like, “yeah whatever.” And so then, he’s all like, “What, don’t you believe me?” And then we’re all like, “watch this.” And then he’s all like, “well, you got me there, Ramen.”
Pwned! Physical evidence! What now Mister and Missus I-don’t-have-a-video-of-my-god Christians!
Yeah, I agree Meeee. I bet they’re crying their eyes out in those big, empty, pasta-fre, god-houses they’re so fond of! nyaa, nyaa, nyaa!
i have become a beliver…
wow
i have seen the light
i was lost but now im found
truely inspiring… i have a fsm video also called “Revenge of the Spaghetti monster” Its incredible (global warming because no pirates.WE NEED PIRATES!as a matter-a-fact im in my fsm halloween costume right now.
p.s for this movie you now have street cred. (8
This was absolutly beautiful!!!
Where can I get the Sound Track? The music was so moving!!!
I believe this video was divinely revealed and placed on Google by FSM itself.
I’m going to borders right now to pick up the gospel.
FSM be with you brothers and sisters.
ggg in the house
OF COURSE! NOW it all makes sense! I have been touched by his noodliness and I am pastalicious.
So it is true. I was not a believer until this. I just handed in my pulpit.
Oh !
But how was this video made ?
Was there a Flying Video Being in existence before the FSM to make the video of the Creation Event ? This has rocked my faith :-(
Oh, the humanity! You have made a convert out of me, and my life shall henceforth be dedicated to Pastafari ! I shall now spread the FSM word!
- a converted Kugmite
OMFSM it was the best video ever!!!! and OMFSM stands for oh my flying sagehhtii monster:)
My FSM, how can you not believe the evidence now??? Definitely puts Mel Gibson to shame!
May his appendages touch us all.
I thought I was a believer before, but now I realize I did not truely know, the wisdom has come to me and I am now truely enlightend. His Noodlyness has not just touched me but bathtised me in the pool of spaghetti sauce. It brings tears to my eyes to witness such a historical event. (I also made a movie *much longer* but I don’t know how to post it)
@Reflectiveless
Try emailing it to Prophet Bobby.
Address is on the ‘about’ link top of this page!
RAmen
@ Reflectiveless
Welcome aboard, matey. May the wind blow gently at your back, may the FSM shine warmly upon your soul and may your be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
MJK
i read that it was made in 1 day then the monster took the next 3 days to make the rest of the universe then rested 3 days! what is this noodleite what is it?
noodleite
Sep 26th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Basically his Nnoodleage put the whole world together in 3 days. Take that Jehova!!! 350% increase in efficiency. Another ‘FACT’ that supports the divinty of his Noodleship…
Now this is entertainment.
And educational.
Wow.
AT last MORE proof of his noodelage! All hail!
Absolutly wonderful, no one can question the existence of the TSM with this amaising proof. lovely effects and nice clay work.
RAmen
Was lost. Now found.
Thats has to be a real viedo of creation! I mean, the fsm obviously manipulated the film to make it look like clay but..I think that is the ultimate proof he created all we see and sense. I believed before, but now I beleive even more.
I haven’t seen that before.
That is a serious piece of edutainment.
The most important thing to remember is that is EXACTLY how it happened.
Well almost.
RAmen.
haha I love what you guys believe in, glad to see your open minded.
hehe, we’re getting quite the collection of proof, soon not even the most brainwashed will be able to say the FSM is not the truth
Wow! That was fab!
What’s with the comment about the music? Mine was silent - has my computer got a gremlin? (And, yes, I have checked the volume control LOL!)
Thanks for bumping it :)
……lol……..
i lovd it.
totally inspiring for artistic people dude.
sssooooo…, got anymore?
Mine was silent too, with my PC’s volume on and all! Still, nice work. The cameraman seems to have been a bit shaken, but that’s normal, being the unique human being witnessing the creation of the universe (yeah, he was there before the midget, even filmed him…) So FSM created The Cameraman first?
RAmen to you Pirates!
Ok, sorry but you all honestly think that a Giant Pasta monster created earth. You guys have been doing to much crack. You honstly need to get a real life and quit thinking that a fucking god made of food made life. YOU ALL ARE FUCKING PATHETIC.
YOU ALL ARE FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!
Thanks Zac! Back at ya buddy!
Jesus loves you I’m sure of it!
@ Zak
Thank you for your concern, but Spaghetti is the form He chose to reveal Himself to Our Prophet Bobby. Since Our Spaghdeity is invisible, I suggest it is your logic that is “on crack”. We do have a life. We have found our saviour. WE make food to honour HIS Nooliness. If you have a problem with that, then that is your problem.
That said, I would truly hope that you would one day pick up a copy of our Gospel and become enlightened. We do offer a thirty day guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied, certainly your old religion will take you back. Have a nice day :)
RAmen
MJK
RAmen MJK
So like during those tiems in church -to be closer to Christ and more holilike, where you are to eat the body of Christ and drink his blood-by eating oyster crackers and grape juice, FSM parisioners (sic) would be able to just sit down and scarf on spaghetti noodles and marinara? I’m considering going from an agnostic to FSM DEFINITELY. I knew there was a religion out there for me.
Great Vid, beats the crap out of anything by mel gibson….
awesome vid…almost as cool as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlxmwvWekZA
you are all crazy get a life fags!
again get a life spaghetti following fags!
have you been off the meds again, mike? you really should stay the course, or the men in white coats will have to lock you up again.
Mikey - we’ve missed you. have you come out yet?
mike get a imagination smoke some weed then watch the video it’ll make perfect sense, I of coarse have been a believer since I read the letter to the kansas place
The video records the first creation of a midget but doesn’t the term ‘midget’ imply a differentiation from a ‘normal’ sized person? And why is the midget not a pirate or naked? It’s way easier to see that a chaste white women was created from a dudes rib in northern Africa…DUH! It looks like you guys have committed the sin of “eating from the tree of knowledge” and we all know that critical thinking has no place in Kansas schools.
Paladinism has sooooo much more credibility!! (I don’t mean to say that your religion has no integrity…but…meh)
Though I will say that FSMism is much more likely than christianity…
I believe that Christianity was just a pregnancy cover-up that went too far.
Good luck with spreading your religion FSMists!
The Paladin
(Who has a more credible religion)
thats awsome
Hey… wait a minute…
How could we get a video of the FSM BEFORE he created light?
He MUST be all-powerful.
That’s the last time I sacrice a 10′er on a pizza.
yeah……
your religion is bologna. i can’t beleive a bunch of “pirates” believe in an “all powerful flying spaghetti monster” it’s a load of crap.
Jesus is the one true God.
i just wish you all knew that.
Why? Honestly….why do you care one way or the other?? Let Jesus do the talking, I’m sure if he’s that into converting people he doesn’t need your help.
Wow. Just Wow. That’s better than those Bible movies with Charlton Heston.
I am a believer. Thank You.
For all those who have trouble dealing with your faith based on the F.A.C.T of there being a video recording of His Noodliness creating the world in a record 3 DAYS(!), here, I present my theory: The Flying Spaghetti Monster realised the need for documentation to prove his existence to us, as he was intending to bestow the gift of free will unto us all. He also foretold that we would find visual documentation very useful. Especially seeing as he was intending to make computers, the Internet, Google and cheese on toast. So, he created the video camera. But then, he also realised that there was a need for a bystander to video his actions. Realising that a tripod wouldn’t be sufficient, as it wouldn’t be able to follow his movements (and that robots aren’t intelligent enough for such a task, although he is working to rectify that), he created a Pirate. Which is why donning full Pirate regalia is so important, as we then confirm to him that we understand we were not the first beings created by him. The wearing of Pirate attire signifies our desires to attain the closest possible position to FSM. In other words, it could be translated into Pirates are the FSM equivalent of Gods Angels, only Pirates are better because they don’t kiss ass, they ingest the holy pasta of life.
My two cents on trying to understand the sheer enormity of the existence of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and all the delicious Pasta he shares with us all.
Pasta Bless.
On a side note, to the guy who said that Jesus was the one true God: Have you read the Bible lately? Jesus was the bastard child of a supposedly all-powerful entity who was never around to show him that shaving against the grain was a big no-no (not that I understand that shaving philosophy either). Personally, I think conception started whilst Mary was off on opiates. Not that I’m an Atheist, I’m not…I have beliefs.
So elegantly simple. This is an inspired artwork that explains everything in just 19 seconds. Now I understand. The mountains, the trees, the creatures with arms and legs, this is how it all came to be.
My only question now; just what is noodle-roni?
@Right there with ya SpaceApache.
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@curious:I always find it surprising how little Christians know about their own faith. Has this dude never heard of “holy Trinity”? Jesus the one true god indeed. I would like to ask u some questions: would you go onto a Jewish website and leave such a comment? Go onto a Hindu website? Go onto a Muslim website? No? Well what is wrong with believing in a harmless pasta god who only wants to prove that pirates are holy?
RAmen
There’s no link to the video….maybe the FSM destroyed it?
I LOVE EATING SHIT
hi my name is shaine faruk and iam in year 8 and iam working on a project on the claymation thing and i need your help for in this saerch
Man, I love the warm, fuzzy feeling that comes from knowing that our one, true, noodly God actually exists. I feel bad for those who have to look for their god in toast and under bridges.
Haha people really cannot establish sarcasm from reality. I have pity on those who cant take a masterfully and NEARLY overdone joke. Major props to the creator for such an elaborate joke. Well done.
Personally I believe I am the one true God however if I were not God I do believe this would be the religion for me. For those that agree that i am the one true God there are a few things you should know firstly top hats are highly respected, my dear friends Pope Cat and Lampyfriday are also highly respected. There are demi-gods, chosen by my and the un-written past which i have yet to right, but i am still the one true God. Fire plays a large role in my religion. For more information just search my name and you shall find me.
This video proves it for me. However I would like to add that the term “claymation” should be changed to clay-animation, as “claymation” is copywritted.
I gulped. His sassy watch pamela anderson porn movie included another pic, his specific brad pitt and angelina jolie kids understood up by two fingers.
curious can die and burn in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FSM FOREVER
OK, for those who cannot find this video due to it being hard to decipher 2818153038273514237
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the site address is http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2818153038273514237
Just for all you bible bashin hoo-hahs out there, why are you on this site if you cant take a joke?
I mean I personaly was raised a christian, but after seeing the horrible things it makes people do. I just started looking at life in a more humanitarian sort of way. There are people who love, people who hate. People who kiss people who hit. There may be a god Im open to that. but really we’v been killing ourselves over that question for thousands of years. Do you think that God/The Flying spaghetti monster would want this any longer? Get a grip.
I thought the video was very funny :)
nice thats fucking crazy! i love that people aren’t open enough accept that you shouldn’t teach intelligent design in schools we can’t prove it. pretty fucking hilarious. and no, jesus is not the one true god, he (by christian belief) is the messiah, but he’s not god. he is a savior on behalf of god.
@spaceapache,
Not only is Jesus the bastard son of god, if you can buy the whole Holy Trinity concept, he is, in fact, his own father.
ALL HAIL FSM!
I’m kinda new so I have a question why couldn’t they both exist. They could have been childhood friends or frat brothers (all though I assume the fsm was to busy creating stuff).
Hey all. My son and I made this years ago. It seems the link is broken, but some kind starchy soul uploaded it to Youtube:
RAmen