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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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have you been off the meds again, mike? you really should stay the course, or the men in white coats will have to lock you up again.
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Mikey – we’ve missed you. have you come out yet?
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mike get a imagination smoke some weed then watch the video it’ll make perfect sense, I of coarse have been a believer since I read the letter to the kansas place
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The video records the first creation of a midget but doesn’t the term ‘midget’ imply a differentiation from a ‘normal’ sized person? And why is the midget not a pirate or naked? It’s way easier to see that a chaste white women was created from a dudes rib in northern Africa…DUH! It looks like you guys have committed the sin of “eating from the tree of knowledge” and we all know that critical thinking has no place in Kansas schools.
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Paladinism has sooooo much more credibility!! (I don’t mean to say that your religion has no integrity…but…meh)
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Though I will say that FSMism is much more likely than christianity…
I believe that Christianity was just a pregnancy cover-up that went too far.
Good luck with spreading your religion FSMists!
The Paladin
(Who has a more credible religion)
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thats awsome
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Hey… wait a minute…
How could we get a video of the FSM BEFORE he created light?
He MUST be all-powerful.
That’s the last time I sacrice a 10′er on a pizza.
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yeah……
your religion is bologna. i can’t beleive a bunch of “pirates” believe in an “all powerful flying spaghetti monster” it’s a load of crap.
Jesus is the one true God.
i just wish you all knew that.
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Why? Honestly….why do you care one way or the other?? Let Jesus do the talking, I’m sure if he’s that into converting people he doesn’t need your help.
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Wow. Just Wow. That’s better than those Bible movies with Charlton Heston.
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I am a believer. Thank You.
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For all those who have trouble dealing with your faith based on the F.A.C.T of there being a video recording of His Noodliness creating the world in a record 3 DAYS(!), here, I present my theory: The Flying Spaghetti Monster realised the need for documentation to prove his existence to us, as he was intending to bestow the gift of free will unto us all. He also foretold that we would find visual documentation very useful. Especially seeing as he was intending to make computers, the Internet, Google and cheese on toast. So, he created the video camera. But then, he also realised that there was a need for a bystander to video his actions. Realising that a tripod wouldn’t be sufficient, as it wouldn’t be able to follow his movements (and that robots aren’t intelligent enough for such a task, although he is working to rectify that), he created a Pirate. Which is why donning full Pirate regalia is so important, as we then confirm to him that we understand we were not the first beings created by him. The wearing of Pirate attire signifies our desires to attain the closest possible position to FSM. In other words, it could be translated into Pirates are the FSM equivalent of Gods Angels, only Pirates are better because they don’t kiss ass, they ingest the holy pasta of life.
My two cents on trying to understand the sheer enormity of the existence of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and all the delicious Pasta he shares with us all.
Pasta Bless.
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On a side note, to the guy who said that Jesus was the one true God: Have you read the Bible lately? Jesus was the bastard child of a supposedly all-powerful entity who was never around to show him that shaving against the grain was a big no-no (not that I understand that shaving philosophy either). Personally, I think conception started whilst Mary was off on opiates. Not that I’m an Atheist, I’m not…I have beliefs.
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So elegantly simple. This is an inspired artwork that explains everything in just 19 seconds. Now I understand. The mountains, the trees, the creatures with arms and legs, this is how it all came to be.
My only question now; just what is noodle-roni?
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@Right there with ya SpaceApache.
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@curious:I always find it surprising how little Christians know about their own faith. Has this dude never heard of “holy Trinity”? Jesus the one true god indeed. I would like to ask u some questions: would you go onto a Jewish website and leave such a comment? Go onto a Hindu website? Go onto a Muslim website? No? Well what is wrong with believing in a harmless pasta god who only wants to prove that pirates are holy?
RAmen
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There’s no link to the video….maybe the FSM destroyed it?
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I LOVE EATING SHIT
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hi my name is shaine faruk and iam in year 8 and iam working on a project on the claymation thing and i need your help for in this saerch
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Man, I love the warm, fuzzy feeling that comes from knowing that our one, true, noodly God actually exists. I feel bad for those who have to look for their god in toast and under bridges.
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Haha people really cannot establish sarcasm from reality. I have pity on those who cant take a masterfully and NEARLY overdone joke. Major props to the creator for such an elaborate joke. Well done.
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Personally I believe I am the one true God however if I were not God I do believe this would be the religion for me. For those that agree that i am the one true God there are a few things you should know firstly top hats are highly respected, my dear friends Pope Cat and Lampyfriday are also highly respected. There are demi-gods, chosen by my and the un-written past which i have yet to right, but i am still the one true God. Fire plays a large role in my religion. For more information just search my name and you shall find me.
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This video proves it for me. However I would like to add that the term “claymation” should be changed to clay-animation, as “claymation” is copywritted.
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I gulped. His sassy watch pamela anderson porn movie included another pic, his specific brad pitt and angelina jolie kids understood up by two fingers.
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curious can die and burn in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FSM FOREVER
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OK, for those who cannot find this video due to it being hard to decipher 2818153038273514237
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the site address is http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2818153038273514237
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Just for all you bible bashin hoo-hahs out there, why are you on this site if you cant take a joke?
I mean I personaly was raised a christian, but after seeing the horrible things it makes people do. I just started looking at life in a more humanitarian sort of way. There are people who love, people who hate. People who kiss people who hit. There may be a god Im open to that. but really we’v been killing ourselves over that question for thousands of years. Do you think that God/The Flying spaghetti monster would want this any longer? Get a grip.
I thought the video was very funny :)
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nice thats fucking crazy! i love that people aren’t open enough accept that you shouldn’t teach intelligent design in schools we can’t prove it. pretty fucking hilarious. and no, jesus is not the one true god, he (by christian belief) is the messiah, but he’s not god. he is a savior on behalf of god.
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@spaceapache,
Not only is Jesus the bastard son of god, if you can buy the whole Holy Trinity concept, he is, in fact, his own father.
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ALL HAIL FSM!
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I’m kinda new so I have a question why couldn’t they both exist. They could have been childhood friends or frat brothers (all though I assume the fsm was to busy creating stuff).
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Hey all. My son and I made this years ago. It seems the link is broken, but some kind starchy soul uploaded it to Youtube:
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RAmen
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As the Administrator of Microsoft Hell we often find LOTS of Microsoft Customers end up here. As Religions & prayer are often the ONLY kind of support Microsoft users can count on, The Church of No-Maam & Pastafarianism are our current reccomendations for a course of action when trying to get your PC out of Microsoft hell. (other than getting an Apple) Microsofts Crappy OS has been responsible for a LOT of prayer recently, & a LOT of time spent in Microsoft Hell for MOST of their customerts, as Hell is obviously a creation of Bill Gates, & not the Pizza monster……
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I would love to see more, but I understand that the 19 seconds of claymation took 37 1/2 hours to make!! So keep up the good work.
RAmen
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the fsm decended down and touched my finger and converted me to be religouse he touched me with his noodly apandedge
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Epic.
Enough said.
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To Fred Response #86:
Please spare us your passive-aggressive Apple recruitment.
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Mah ee wabba. the word of the monster, praise be to spaghetti.
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lame attempts at cynical humor coupled thinly vailed add placement only angers his noodliness. Repent.
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Oh Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, I grok thou art God!.
As senior Deacon of the Church of the Tie-dyed Tent Revival let me say that all Pastafarians, brothers and sisters in Noodles and the Sacred Pirates shall always be most welcome in our Tent.
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to all you bible thumping people coming here to bash us……..maybe you need to re read your precious book again.even someone who had walked away from the christian brainwashing 30 years ago, still remembers that jesus was NOT A GOD. he was the motherless son of a god dropped into some poor unsuspecting womans womb, with out her concent most likely.
furthermore.he was NOT the only “messaiah” from that region during those times.he was simply the most popular. the bible is a concotion of 1000’s of peoples writtings, each putting out their views and interpertaions of what actually happened……….history is written by the victors.never forget that!
i live down the street from a CHRISTIAN GUN STORE SIRS!!!! W T F !!??
NOW CALL ME A RE TARD , BUT IM PRETTY SURE JESUS WOULD BE AGAINST HAND GUNS.SEEING HOW THEY ARE MADE FOR NOTHING ELSE THEN KILLING PEOPLE. OH .as a side note- im pretty sure jesus would be against capitol punishement as well !!!
its stuff like christian gun stores and christians in favor of capitol punishment that make you people look like …well the way you look. it inspired people to crate bumper stickers like
“dear god , please save me from your followers”
i had some nutt job pull up to me and verbally harass me cause her and her wagon full of brain washed,kool aid mustashed , white trash children were ” offended” by my FSM logo on the back of MY car( next to the dawin fish of course)she then proceeded to give me the (very christian)middle finger and drive off like a batt outa hell.
i was ,from that day on, a full fledged pastafarian………….all hail FSM!!
ramen!
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Really good work…keep it up guys!
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