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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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marvellous. Nice to see you’ve made Pastafarianism what it should be – Ship shape. Keep up the good work, me hearties!
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Onward Pastafarian Soldiers,
Have you taken Catalina yet?
Should we send more troops?
Brother Louis
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Nice flags. Really. Nice!
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Nice to see a faithful group of pirates out to spread the word of our saucy master, keep up the good work mates. I think I feel the temperature dropping a couple degrees
Become a pirate, save the world.
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I praise him for the magnificent work you are doing to counter environmental disaster. Heva many children and prosper, let the pirates once again rule the seas.
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Ninjas rule
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Where are these Pastafarians coming from – Orange County? I live in Newport Beach and it makes me feel saucier to know that there are fellow Pastafarians so close to home.
Aarrrgh!
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NEHE!
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Yarrrrrgh
’nuff said
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Avast!
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Gaharrr, maties the catalinas are mildly close to denver colorado so I feel better knowing there are more of us
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“Onward we sail, me mates an’ I,
to take another port,
for our noodly lord up high,
for volcanos full of beer!”
-Gnocci Man
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RAmen
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May FSM touch evryone with ihs noodly appendages
RAmen!!
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hey you NGUP, u think u can just waltz on n here and b all”Ninjas rule” well im here 2 tell u something buddy, ninjas blow 2 bcome a ninja u have 2 go through this long ass process of meditation and whatnot… but with a pir8 all u have 2 do is drink rum… plus pir8s r saving the world
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In the immortal words of Cap’n Hook.”Damn my hand is missing”
The great Captain had a point! We are the hands of his most glorious noddliness. Let us come together and wench and grog and pillage and plunder… then take a nap.
Let us dine on stuffed manicotti Ravioli and linguine then take another nap.
Let us fight the swells and marvel at the tanned bodies of the wenches on our decks then… take a nap.
Let us keep our sheets full of both wind and wenches as we again plague the shipping lanes and seek the Spanish gold.
What say ye, me fair buccaneers ?
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Cap,n Kcuph.
Sure dude! I’m with you all the way.
Ramen
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ramen
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Avast, ye faithful!
‘T’is nought to wait ’til Septemb’r fer that Holy day knowin’ thar be such True believers in the world e’en today.
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I must buy that flag! Quick to the nearest Pastafarian supporting store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait a sec….there is no Pastafarian mecendise store. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Argh, to the decks me mateys, the FSM is there and hopefully he’ll touch us all!
RAmen
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Sharptooth I feal your pain. well i’m going find and flag like that and hang it high over my house and there is nothing that you nieghbors or your silly board of supervisors can do about that.
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Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! ilgtlqrdjrk
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Makes sense! Nice article! I’ll Digg right away….
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ok dude i love the fsm but……
who created this???
this whole religion….
that must have been some pretty good salvia or some wierd shit dude..
but watev….
HIEL’ THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!!!!!
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Beka, you can check out the main page and read up on how it all got started if you want. Nice job with the flags crew, and RAmen to ya.
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OMFSM! I want one of those PF flags! Can you add those to the FSM store or can they be obtained else where?
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nice nice flags n costumes n things
omg the light of fsm really does shine on the fishy o_O
what does the fish mean? (sry, im ttly new ^_^”)
RAmen~!
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where can i get that flag!!!
i need one for me ships!
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@Forensick
Whir can ye be gettin’ a fyne flag? Why, from the very place we pirates gets all we needs from – ye steals it!
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Да, интернет – он не маленький, если и такое даже можно найти ;)
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Amazing site! love the easy layout
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jimm .6 3
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forget those who hate. pastafarianism is the way to go. keep believing and forever spread the word
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Shiver their timbers!
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Thanks for your help with global warming problem.
You guys rock
RAmen
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AH a pastafarian crew near my port of Long Beach good job and were did you get the flag so i can raise the colors on my ship.
Ramen
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