Bickleton
Dear Bobby,
I’m a skeptic and former atheist who disavowed all supernatural causes and explanations for the universe and our place in it. For me, belief in a God was akin to belief in the Tooth Fairy… Until yesterday.
First, I read your web site (http://www.venganza.org/) on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and found to my surprise I was actually interested in what you and others had to say regarding alternatives to so-called “intelligent design.” And I was greatly intrigued by the inverse relationship between global warming and the number of pirates.
Then, I attended a school function at my son’s high school, and BLAM, like a bolt from Heaven it became all so obviously clear to me.
The school marquee:
I had always wondered why a pirate was the mascot for the K-12 school in the little farming town of Bickleton, Washington, population 90, on the east side of the Cascade mountains and land-locked over 200 miles from the Pacific Ocean
ARRRH! Rumor has it that this statue appeared mysteriously without notice as an anonymous “gift” — literally out of nowhere!
While eating a delicious bit of pasta salad in the school gymnasium, I caught a glimpse of the large mural on the wall:
WOW! A pirate ship sailing in a field of wheat! Wheat makes flour, and flour makes… PASTA!
This could not possibly be a coincidence! Talk about a miracle, this was way better than an image formed in a grilled cheese sandwich… This was incontrovertible proof of the divine presence of powers greater than man or nature. Note the snow-capped Beer Volcano in the background!
Another miracle: While the town of Bickleton has burned to the ground several times, miraculously the BlueBird Tavern has survived. It’s the oldest continuously operating tavern in the State of Washington, where you can play pool on a 1901 Brunswick table and walk on the Wood Plank floor from the late 1800′s!
So I just wanted to thank you for your web site, and let you know there is a Mecca of sorts for us true believers! And let the Kansas School Board know… proof of ID FSM was found in a — SCHOOL! Raaaamen.
Most sincerely yours,
Bob Yoesle
Bickleton, WA
Thank you for the GOOD NEWS from Bickelton. Bickleton must truly be a blessed place highly favored by His Noodleness. As I recall, Bickleton is a fairly isolated small town in wheat country that is also a stopover for an annual migration of bluebirds. This phenomenon is pretty much unique in North America. I always wondered, “Why Bickleton?”
Now I see the light. The beautiful Bickelton-bound bluebirds arriving each spring are clearly a manifestation that He is well pleased with your pirate heritage and bountiful grain (or is it just the bountiful grain?)
The early Mormons had their “Miracle of the Seagulls” , which by the way, happened only once. Your bird-miracle happens almost every year. Who says that FSM can’t go toe-to-toe with the other religions?
Count your blessings and
RAmen
wow, this is inspiring
bickleton has sooo been touched by His Noodley Appendage
A little known fact is that the children come to the tavern to do their homework while they wait for their time in the gym during the winter season. What are their studies centered on???
Just recently in the past few years there have sprouted thousands of large wind mills. If it is a conspiracy to take over, they just have to reverse the generators to propellers in the right direction to speed the rotation rate of the earth to the point of sending all of the non believers into outer space. The number of the 200 meter towers is increasing at a rate that is beyond the ability of the terrorist “counters” to factor. Rumor has it that the old historic merry go round located in the town is to teach believers to hang on…..if you do not believe me…just go to the town and see these sights.
O.K. let’s not all freak out ( I’m on the verge), but maybe we should face the facts and look at Bickleton as the FSM’s Bethlehem. Could this be the birth place of the noodly wonder? Or could this be the location of the second coming of the FSM? Hmmmmmm ? All and all … COOL!
Darwin’s Monkey makes a very good point…the area does raise wheat, wheat for noodles!!!!!!!! Other parts of washington do raise eggs which are imported to Bickleton. The ultimate Zion awaits…..
YOU GUY SMOKE SO MUCH CRAKE THAT U GUY CAN’T NOT SEE STRAIGHT SO ANY IM OPENING A NEW CHURCH WE’RE ALL GUNNA BELIVE IN A GAINT BIGMAC BECAUSE THEY ARE SO YUMMI WHO WANTS TO JION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U RETARDED CRAKE HEAD GO SMOKE SO MORE SHIT PEACE AND LOVE – ANONIMOUS
Nice read, I just passed this onto a colleague who was doing a little research on that. And he just bought me lunch since I found it for him smile Thus let me rephrase that: Thanks for lunch!