UK comic strip The Bash Street Kids correctly identifies the true casue of global warming. Click the thumbnail to expand the image.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Is it a coincidence or actually based on the lord fsm (p.s. screw kansas)
Amazing-British children were aware of of the FSM before most adults here.Truly,the FSM moves in mysterious ways.
Amazing-British children were aware of the FSM before most adults here,Truly,the FSM moves in mysterious ways.
Ya we heard you the first time…sorry, couldn’t resist. Looks like a typical day in Liverpuddle.
The Beano is a very knowledgable source of information. I have studied it for a long time as i am a life time member. I also hope to learn more by converting to Pastafarianism.
I feel I should start out by saying that you all are fucking stupid. I mean what kind of fucking idiot thinks that because we don’t have piriats anymore that the earth is heating up? I’d like to see the drug test of whoever the fuck invented this piriate bullshit, because I am pretty damn sure that LSD will show up. However I do think i will start dressing as a pirate for now on, just to be sure.
@Jake
we have graphs showing the correlation between the decline in pirates and the rise in global temperature; how can you refute such a thing? in no way is it any less convincing than the drivel that ID followers have put together to justify their faith-based hypothesis.
“However I do think i will start dressing as a pirate for now on, just to be sure.” There is hope for you yet, Jake. I will pray for you. Aaaaar!
graphs are the ultimeate source of knowledge! graphs cannot be disputed!!! do the christians (for example) have a graph? NO! do any other main religion? NO! therefore pastafarianism is correct!
@Jake Tha Negro
I feel I should start out by saying that you are fucking stupid.
LSD would be nice but, I think you will mostly find beer.
I feel I should end up by saying you are a Dick.
Lord Snooty,Keyhole Kate,Borat,Brad Pitt and The Queen all use Ezichat phones to call the piratical cohorts! Honest Guv…
What a co-incidece I and Kate Moss use our Ezichat service constantly to spread the fsm credo..is judo kosher plastacine?
As a recently converted member to Pastafarianism - this morning upon hearing of the pirate/climate relationship and my brother quoting to me half of the creation story before I had to leave for school - I found the graph interesting and believable as well as being as rational explanation as pollution.
I’m surprised to read this in the beano as I’ve read it for years, and now I see it remember it.
Tell me, you who are wise in the ways of wheat-based theology - I am yet to fully connect in my feeble mind the sacred image of the Jolly Pirate Fish and our lord FSM in the holy pairing in which they are often seen. Are they a members of a holy trinity, with a vacancy at present for a third member? Please enlighten me for my patience runneth thin in seeking answers in scripture, if you get my drift brothers.
graphs can’t lie dude!
Aint graphs them fings wiv big long neks? i didnt know they kood even speek let alone tell lies enit
@ Steven V Jan 23rd, 2007 at 8:56 pm
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HAHAHAHAHA.
Good one! :)
Glad (all over) to see Mr. Allan Chemist has a keen (and normal) sense of humour in the best of all possible FSM vein!
When last at the FSM alter I spied the following carved into an adjacent pew “ponder this believers…Juniper…a mad crab in a Synagogue”
Fellow FSM ites and Ezichat ( Oz & Nz) users. This missive concerns a recent convert The Way Of The Noodles..a Lesley Ke’Arney (Boy Blagger)who legged it to Oz in the 70’s from Borehamwood … his haunt; The Vill ,this is where his trusty E93a Pop would ferry scraggy birds to dens of ill repute such as The Busy Bee,Watford Bypass..The muffin (ready currency of the day) where readily exchanged with truck drivers for enough coin of the Realm to lurk up to the Bee’s counter for the cry of “teapiechipsbeanstwoslices” This being the staple diet of all Blaggers ,while hustling lesser skilled practiceioners of the mercury swithed pin ball machines for more dosh for petrol..haa who could forget The Reptile ..she had the worst case of ecxama & psoriasis ever visited on a mortal..
The Phantom…she would only peform oral sex anonymously in a darkened truck or car and pretend it wasnt her by retuning via a different door…Coco ..self explanatory…Johny Roundabout..Fat Ginger ..where are they now?? Lefty Morris(the pipe bomb king) and his sister Onk ..where has all the refinement gone?? Lesley’s snarling A.J 500cc and side car were also regular aperitions screeching to a halt in the car park..’Where you been” a wag would enquire of the afore mentioned Boy Blagger..”bin up west eni” his merry rejoinder would ring out from the spewing oil cloud from the trusty steed “picked up a right Duchess didnt i, dripin in diamonds an a tiara wiv a evening dress on ..took er to a toffs party ..pickin er up later eni ..probly end up givin it one in the side car ” Wag enquires ” Cor blimey where did you meet er then?” L.K replies ” She wuz waitin at the 52a bus stop in the Edgware Road wonshe” Ahh the halcyon days of yore…The tennis club’s broken window..the cemetery car park…all gone since hanging up The Blaggin Boots!
i have that comic it is stuck up om my wall