UK comic strip The Bash Street Kids correctly identifies the true casue of global warming. Click the thumbnail to expand the image.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Is it a coincidence or actually based on the lord fsm (p.s. screw kansas)
Amazing-British children were aware of of the FSM before most adults here.Truly,the FSM moves in mysterious ways.
Amazing-British children were aware of the FSM before most adults here,Truly,the FSM moves in mysterious ways.
Ya we heard you the first time…sorry, couldn’t resist. Looks like a typical day in Liverpuddle.
The Beano is a very knowledgable source of information. I have studied it for a long time as i am a life time member. I also hope to learn more by converting to Pastafarianism.
I feel I should start out by saying that you all are fucking stupid. I mean what kind of fucking idiot thinks that because we don’t have piriats anymore that the earth is heating up? I’d like to see the drug test of whoever the fuck invented this piriate bullshit, because I am pretty damn sure that LSD will show up. However I do think i will start dressing as a pirate for now on, just to be sure.
@Jake
we have graphs showing the correlation between the decline in pirates and the rise in global temperature; how can you refute such a thing? in no way is it any less convincing than the drivel that ID followers have put together to justify their faith-based hypothesis.
“However I do think i will start dressing as a pirate for now on, just to be sure.” There is hope for you yet, Jake. I will pray for you. Aaaaar!
graphs are the ultimeate source of knowledge! graphs cannot be disputed!!! do the christians (for example) have a graph? NO! do any other main religion? NO! therefore pastafarianism is correct!
@Jake Tha Negro
I feel I should start out by saying that you are fucking stupid.
LSD would be nice but, I think you will mostly find beer.
I feel I should end up by saying you are a Dick.
Lord Snooty,Keyhole Kate,Borat,Brad Pitt and The Queen all use Ezichat phones to call the piratical cohorts! Honest Guv…
What a co-incidece I and Kate Moss use our Ezichat service constantly to spread the fsm credo..is judo kosher plastacine?
As a recently converted member to Pastafarianism - this morning upon hearing of the pirate/climate relationship and my brother quoting to me half of the creation story before I had to leave for school - I found the graph interesting and believable as well as being as rational explanation as pollution.
I’m surprised to read this in the beano as I’ve read it for years, and now I see it remember it.
Tell me, you who are wise in the ways of wheat-based theology - I am yet to fully connect in my feeble mind the sacred image of the Jolly Pirate Fish and our lord FSM in the holy pairing in which they are often seen. Are they a members of a holy trinity, with a vacancy at present for a third member? Please enlighten me for my patience runneth thin in seeking answers in scripture, if you get my drift brothers.
graphs can’t lie dude!
Aint graphs them fings wiv big long neks? i didnt know they kood even speek let alone tell lies enit
@ Steven V Jan 23rd, 2007 at 8:56 pm
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HAHAHAHAHA.
Good one! :)
Glad (all over) to see Mr. Allan Chemist has a keen (and normal) sense of humour in the best of all possible FSM vein!
When last at the FSM alter I spied the following carved into an adjacent pew “ponder this believers…Juniper…a mad crab in a Synagogue”
Fellow FSM ites and Ezichat ( Oz & Nz) users. This missive concerns a recent convert The Way Of The Noodles..a Lesley Ke’Arney (Boy Blagger)who legged it to Oz in the 70’s from Borehamwood … his haunt; The Vill ,this is where his trusty E93a Pop would ferry scraggy birds to dens of ill repute such as The Busy Bee,Watford Bypass..The muffin (ready currency of the day) where readily exchanged with truck drivers for enough coin of the Realm to lurk up to the Bee’s counter for the cry of “teapiechipsbeanstwoslices” This being the staple diet of all Blaggers ,while hustling lesser skilled practiceioners of the mercury swithed pin ball machines for more dosh for petrol..haa who could forget The Reptile ..she had the worst case of ecxama & psoriasis ever visited on a mortal..
The Phantom…she would only peform oral sex anonymously in a darkened truck or car and pretend it wasnt her by retuning via a different door…Coco ..self explanatory…Johny Roundabout..Fat Ginger ..where are they now?? Lefty Morris(the pipe bomb king) and his sister Onk ..where has all the refinement gone?? Lesley’s snarling A.J 500cc and side car were also regular aperitions screeching to a halt in the car park..’Where you been” a wag would enquire of the afore mentioned Boy Blagger..”bin up west eni” his merry rejoinder would ring out from the spewing oil cloud from the trusty steed “picked up a right Duchess didnt i, dripin in diamonds an a tiara wiv a evening dress on ..took er to a toffs party ..pickin er up later eni ..probly end up givin it one in the side car ” Wag enquires ” Cor blimey where did you meet er then?” L.K replies ” She wuz waitin at the 52a bus stop in the Edgware Road wonshe” Ahh the halcyon days of yore…The tennis club’s broken window..the cemetery car park…all gone since hanging up The Blaggin Boots!
i have that comic it is stuck up om my wall
Jake tha Negro
you are a cunt
it has been prooven by me that there are less pirates in there worls 200 years a go any less global warming now 200 years later there are no where near as many pirates in society and polytion has risen up by 300%
THE EARTH IS IN A DELICATE BALANCE BETWEEN PIRATES AND GLOBAL WARMING
MAY THE LORD FSM SAVE US ALL WHEN THE DAY COMES WHEN THERE ARE NO MORE PIRATES AT ALL THAT DAY WILL BE CALLED FSM JUDGEMENT DAY THAT WILL BE A VERY SAD DAY INDEED
MAY HE DISTROY ALL SCUM (MUSLIMS AND CATHLIOCS + ANY OTHER RELIGION THAT I CAN THINK OF) AND SAVE US ALL THE PURE SO WE CAN GO TO THE PROMISED LAND (i sound very muslimy) and then we can show out true form.
FSM IS THE BEST
@stuey
I dont think His Noodleyness does much smiting and striking down of heretics and infidels. I believe the FSM uses his noodley appendages to put thoughts of reason and logic into the open minds of pastafarians so we can try and annoy religious fundies ourselves or just laugh at the really silly ones.
screw Kansas
RAmen
it waz ok but it could be a bit better
I belive,….. I,m working in antarcticer (south pole) for british antarctic survey. on ship james clark ross we have not seen any pirate ships any where. and the bloody ice is melting like mad . I know I am here what more bloody proof do they need. old saying in england never be without um beano they knew all along . f.s.m works in strange ways
Am I the only one who thought the kid should have been saying “En Guarde!” instead of “On Guard!”?
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@Paddy The Pill
I think it’s a reference to the Jeebus fish. But ours is way cooler.
Someone should take a survey to see just how many Brit Pastafarians there actually are.
BTW, the decline of pirates & increase in global warming ironically is having one positive side-effect in England: there are grape vineyards sprouting up all over the country. This means that now Britons can get sloshed all they want on their own vintage, and there are fewer chances that the wine will be stolen on the high seas. Hey, you’ve gotta look for the positive slant on things wherever you can these days…
@ Mike T
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“This means that now Britons can get sloshed all they want on their own vintage”
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Wine Mike? Wine? I’m guessing you’re from ‘darn sarth’ :)
What’s wrong with a few pints of Theakston’s Old Peculiar, Old Speckled Hen, Marsden’s Pedigree or Timmy Taylor’s Landlord. (and Stella - the national drink of Ingurland.)
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Wine! I ask you. You’ll be wearing shoes next!
save a penguin be a pirate. I have just enlisted 7 penguins 2 leopard seals.and 2 minke whales and set light to a japanse whaler. one up for us pirates
ignore the next 2 comments the people are cunts
if you want tyhere home addresses please email me at stuartrf_uk@yahoo.co.uk and i will give u them
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH L-KSL WE GOT DRINK BEFore you hahahahahahahah how do u feeeeel lol
if any one in england that is a pastafarian visit st marys and st josephs school in sidcup and ask for stuart foster (me) abd i will point out who they are there names are harry clark and ryan martin
SAME SOON AS I ENTERED THE GAME I NAIL U UP LIKE A PICTURE FRAME AND BOI IL PUT U OUT LIKE A FLAME AND NOONE CAN TEST YH IM DAT BOI SAME! BANGBANG RED ALERT GANG!
I AM A RETARD HAHAHAH
I THINK CHELSEA R GOOOOOD
SAMEDOTTKID that was harry clark hes a prick
CUT ME STUART YOU BASTARD I H8 BEING THIS LONG YOU DNT NO WOT ITS LIKE TO BE ON UR SWEATY HEAD AFTER P.E (HELP ME!!!!
I AM RYAN MERTIN O YES I A
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STUEYS HAIR that was harry again he lives in a council house and his mum il like 3 years loder than him
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RHINO that was harry peretending to be ryan please some to sidcup and stab him
LOL NO STUART! HE LIVES IN A SHIT HOLE WITH POOEY PANTS ALL OVER THE FLOOR WITH CLOTHES EVRYWHERE AND HIS MUM IS ANCIENT
every one harry clark and ryan martin are 2 people that have come on to this website just for the fucking sake of taking the piss out of somethink because they are shallow minded chav cunts who have nothing better to do that take the piss out of something that i believe in that is how sick they are
I am serious if any one will want to come to sidcup in england south of london then please do and will point them out and there sucmmy wp yes they are in a raciest ‘crew’ as well so there are now 2 reasions to kill them taking piss out of one of the best religions ever and because they are raciest o yes and RYAN MARTIN FINGERD YES HE FINGERS A 10 YEAR OLD A CHILD THAT HAS NOT EVEN DONE SEX EDUCATION AT SCHOOL
so my mum is older than me ide rather have her be older than me than her being like 5 years older than me
council house scum
i dont care that u think that i live in a shit hole
well that shit hole is worth over 250 thousand ha so it is not that much of a shit hole
there are not clths every where and so what is there was it will only thak 3o seconds to clean them up
so what i have long hair that is annother thing that shows how shallow they are not every one has to have hair like yours u shit and we dont all go arround calling each other blud
it just shows what this countart is comming to
ps whne my mum and dad yes i have a dad moove to belgum in 6 years the house is mine and im going to sell it and make a fucking fortune
NATHAN PRIOR
Mar 19th, 2007 at 3:45 am
I AM A RETARD HAHAHAH
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No need to tell us, we know.
Red DutchPasta Kidd harry fuck off
@stuey Mar 19th, 2007 at 4:22 am
“Red DutchPasta Kidd harry fuck off”
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Woe…stuey..that wasn’t very nice?
Whoa, dudes! Can’t you leave us to our usual brand of idiocy and irreverence? Several of you have taken stupidity to a new, lower level. On the count of three, let’s discuss something so deep and cerebral that these newcomers will become bored and lethargic, and will go away.
i am sorry but the people that i have named are annoying ok they come on to this website and constantly take the piss i know telling hime to f foo was not nice but you dont know him he will find the smallest problems with you e.g. long hair and turn it in to something offensive
i wont go cause i am a proud pastafarian
@ Stuey - Well, ok, I guess, but could you try to refrain from using offensive misogynistic language? Some of are proper wenches, you know.
stuey
Mar 19th, 2007 at 5:30 am
i am sorry but the people that i have named are annoying ok they come on to this website and constantly take the piss
stuey
Mar 19th, 2007 at 4:22 am
Red DutchPasta Kidd harry fuck off
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Hey stuey, what have I done huh?
I’m in no way harry, I don’t use that kind of language, I know how to spell, and like suacy says, some of us are proper wenches you know!
Woa!! The convo has brought memories of school back like a scurvy bilge rat!!
Make them walk the plank!
p.s. Hope th house sales goes well, you should buy a galleon with the money.
The decrease in pirates is because it is actually against the law to steal and kill, and the increase in global warming is that we actually have electricity and cars etc. Pastafarianism is a load of rubbish that some deluded individual made up
@Susanna,
Really? You figured that all out by yourself?
(or perhaps you had a little touch of noodley inspiration…)
I like cheese on my pasta. and also. ergo. ar. me hearty. all hail FSM
I have just got my first ship ,and i am looking for crew. any want to be pirates out there.
as soon as i get a crew together i plan to attack any japanese whaler. they should not eat wales. my girl freinds welsh and she very upset
i need a first mate. in fact i need any mates. i have got any
sorry .that should read .I have not got any
that was awsome!
@Glenghis kahn
I could b ur 1st mate. It may take some time to find my c legs but I do have a very fetching costume.
All hail the Beano. Does any1 no which edition this is in??
The Bash Street Kids have seen the light of the Noodly Lord. May they be touched by his Appendage again and again.
Peace, Love and Pirates
Hello!
I think this try.