UK comic strip The Bash Street Kids correctly identifies the true casue of global warming. Click the thumbnail to expand the image.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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stuey
Mar 19th, 2007 at 5:30 am
i am sorry but the people that i have named are annoying ok they come on to this website and constantly take the piss
stuey
Mar 19th, 2007 at 4:22 am
Red DutchPasta Kidd harry fuck off
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Hey stuey, what have I done huh?
I’m in no way harry, I don’t use that kind of language, I know how to spell, and like suacy says, some of us are proper wenches you know!
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Woa!! The convo has brought memories of school back like a scurvy bilge rat!!
Make them walk the plank!
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p.s. Hope th house sales goes well, you should buy a galleon with the money.
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The decrease in pirates is because it is actually against the law to steal and kill, and the increase in global warming is that we actually have electricity and cars etc. Pastafarianism is a load of rubbish that some deluded individual made up
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@Susanna,
Really? You figured that all out by yourself?
(or perhaps you had a little touch of noodley inspiration…)
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I like cheese on my pasta. and also. ergo. ar. me hearty. all hail FSM
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I have just got my first ship ,and i am looking for crew. any want to be pirates out there.
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as soon as i get a crew together i plan to attack any japanese whaler. they should not eat wales. my girl freinds welsh and she very upset
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i need a first mate. in fact i need any mates. i have got any
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sorry .that should read .I have not got any
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that was awsome!
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@Glenghis kahn
I could b ur 1st mate. It may take some time to find my c legs but I do have a very fetching costume.
All hail the Beano. Does any1 no which edition this is in??
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The Bash Street Kids have seen the light of the Noodly Lord. May they be touched by his Appendage again and again.
Peace, Love and Pirates
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Hello!
I think this try.
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WOOT!
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Е-мое, уместная новость
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I see in the hate mail there is a lot of misunderstanding about pirates and global warming.If any of you watch the news you will see there is more piracy now than there has ever been in the history of mankind.BUT are this real pirates.do these pirates have wooden legs, parrots on there shoulders, patches on there eyes,flambouant clothing,names like black beard, long john silver or nancy boy the barstard.I think not,thay have names like abdul ahamed and musthavealeek. These peple do not belief in F.S.M but in some bloke called allah. (As a matter of interest sinbad was a zorroastrion).So if every one could write or phone the meadia and explane the diffence between real pirates and abunch of rag heads we might clear this up… ramen
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@Glenghis kahn, do you have to write in text speak? It makes you appear to have the I.Q. of a christian fundamentalist.
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After reading through the article, I feel that I really need more info. Could you suggest some resources please?
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hello glenghis khan.
Who do u believe in? Do u even believe in god? Well let me tell u that islam is a holy religion just like buddisam and judissam and also christianity! The same whay that in every religion ppl have a diffrent name 4 god… in islam its ALLAH! He believes in any thing ur god has been saying. (if u have one!) I advise u to read the Quran which is not narrated by st . anybody but by the god r in our case Allah him self! if u believe in what u say, reading that book will not harm any one. but increase ur knowlege.
U must never critisize a religion by what the ppl of that religion do! Becouse humans can chose their path and the path they choose is not always the right one.
I hope u take my words seriusly!
assalamu alaikum
ps. That block u r talking about is not allah! That is a simble! its called the house of god and was bult by Adam ( by allahs order) and repaired by ebraham! they circle it as a simble and a ritual!
just becoue christians respect the cross and kiss it , does it mean that its their god?
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Well, qween, or whatever. It would be a whole lot easier to take you ’seriusly’ if you would spell properly, like any good Pastafarian. And if you’d get a real religion—not some washed up hand me down gawd. Why not come over to the Noodley Side? It’s very Pastarific over here…And only the Spaghetti Monster is the TRUE and RIGHTEOUS mass.
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LOL! The full version has the bus to Penzanse XD
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Hello Pastafarians.
My name is the Upper Lord of the communicating temple of The Gamerfish.
I myself support three religions. I was brought up a catholic, have recently converted to pastafarianism also and now run the believers of the gamerfish.
I also think the IPU is real. And is right next to me.
I must thank His Noodleyness for creating the interwebz, and the gamerfish for creatng video gameing.
A, B, X, Y
In the name of the controller, and his nerdy fishiness.
Game.
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#70 qWeen
“hello glenghis khan.
Who do u believe in? Do u even believe in god? Well let me tell u that islam is a holy religion just like buddisam and judissam and also christianity! The same whay that in every religion ppl have a diffrent name 4 god… in islam its ALLAH! He believes in any thing ur god has been saying. (if u have one!)”
-No one is saying that Islam is not a holy religion just like “buddisam” and “judissam” and christianity. However, the point isn’t that these pirates are Muslim, the point glenghis khan was trying to make is that they are NOT Pastafarian. It would have just the same effect as if they were Jewish, Sikhist, or IPUist.
I disagree with much of his point, however. As long as they were real pirates–warmhearted seafarers who bring goodwill towards men and delicious candy to small children, as opposed to the misinformed stereotype spread by the british empire–then it would not matter what religion they did it under. I believe it would please his Noodley Goodness regardless to see people choosing this wonderful lifestyle.
#71 arrghchaser
“It would be a whole lot easier to take you ’seriusly’ if… you’d get a real religion—not some washed up hand me down gawd.”
-Nice. Real tolerant of you. Jerk.
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