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Kiva Team FSM is close to 1 Million

Published March 26th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

As of right now our team is at $970k – please consider joining us if you haven’t already.  We can use all the help we can get.

For those who don’t know, Kiva is a nonprofit micro-lending organization that allows us to lend money to entrepreneurs in developing countries. 

Please check it out and consider joining our team (there are now over 3000 of us).  We’re getting *very* close to the $1million mark.

Kiva Team FSM

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Dropped Spaghetti Shows Influence of the Almighty FSM

Published March 12th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

 

We spotted this on Reddit, and the photographer, MSB, was nice enough to share with us: 

In a drunken stupor, I accidentally dropped an open box of spaghetti and it landed in this form on my stove. 

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Random accident or evidence of the FSM’s influence over all things?  

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The FSM Is Protecting Your Children

Published February 29th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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My wife and I returned from Target to apply our new child safety lock on our under-the-sink cabinet when i thought "Whoa Its the FSM!"

- Paul N, Kansas City, MO

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Clearly the young one has been noodled

Published February 20th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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My boyfriend’s granddaughter drew the attached, of her own volition, when she was only 4 years old.  Clearly the young one has been noodled.  We are not surprised – the innocent see the absolute truth….  Nevertheless, we are encouraged to see His Noodliness reaching out to the youth.  
Ramen,

Katya

Fantastic! I’m encouraged as well.

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Earth’s Magnetosphere Clearly Shows the Work of the FSM

Published February 10th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

 

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More incontrovertible evidence of the FSM at work:  Space physicists find interactions between Earth and sun look a lot like Him.

A new computer simulation is showing Earth’s magnetosphere in amazing detail – and it looks a lot like a huge pile of tangled spaghetti (with the Earth as a meatball). Or perhaps a cosmic version of modern art.

The magnetosphere is formed by the Sun’s magnetic field interacting with Earth’s own magnetic field. When charged particles from a solar storm, also known as a coronal mass ejection (CME), impact our magnetic field, the results can be spectacular, from powerful electrical currents in the atmosphere to beautiful aurorae at high altitudes. Space physicists are using the new simulations to better understand the nature of our magnetosphere and what happens when it becomes extremely tangled.

Read further evidence of the FSM at work at Universe Today

Thanks to Kostas for sending the link.

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Poland Pastafarians Word Spreading

Published February 6th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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I’m one of the Pastafarians living and spreading the word in Poland. Recently all over our country people went to the streets to protest, against ACTA. Here is one of our photos.

If you want to find more of our "word spreading" action (our motto was "Pastafarians unite in sauce") you can search:

Anti ACTA GDYNIA

Anti ACTA TRÓJMIASTO

Greetings from Poland

-Jeremi

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Poland Pastafarians Protesting

Published January 30th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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The hottest topic in Poland now is concerning the passing of the ACTA agreement. It’s something similar to the US’s SOPA act. Many people in Poland and in all of the European Union believe that it’ll acknowledge and legalize censorship in the Internet. In the last few days thousands of young people all across the country went out to peacefully protest against the passing of the ACTA act. Between them there were Pastafarians ;)

Those actions triggered a nationwide debate concerning the freedom of speech in the Web.

Best regards and RAmen!

Artu

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Greetings from Bulgaria

Published January 23rd, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

 

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Here you can see my new “Manual of genetics and selection of domestic animals” (in Bulgarian language) with Our Lord on the cover.

Of course I understand that it is only a small step to enlarge the number of His followers and to thank FSM for creation of the Ultimate Universe, but I really want eternal life in Pastafarian Heaven very hard.
Ramen!

Andrey Kurtenkov, DVM, PhD

Head of the Bulgarian Pastafarian Church

Credit to Almighty Doer of Stuff, and his partner Ashley for their wonderful flag in the top right hand corner of the picture on the Manual’s cover.


 

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Hydrolycus Pyrates

Published January 8th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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I’m a tattoo artist in Minnesota and had a client come and wanted the skeleton fish with the eye patch logo.  I decided to draw him something similar but different and with my style, when he decided to go with the original image symbolizing the church I kept the new drawing for a future painting. 

This gentleman also turned me on the Pastafarian way and I received my credentials from the church.   Recently I had the time to finish up the painting and would not only like to share it with the church.

- Carl

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Greetings from Colombia

Published January 5th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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This is a picture about the celebration for the new year with my daughter, teaching her about the great miracles and love monesvol is willing to give to whoever wants to believe in him.

Thanks,

-Esteban.  Bogota, Colombia

I’m happy to see that our religion continues to spread around the world.  Welcome to our friends in Colombia.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American.


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