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Bib

Published May 4th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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what baby shower is complete without a flying spaghetti monster bib? i had the spaghetti, i had to have the bib.

-Pastafarian Amy

you bunch of clowns…

Published May 4th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

hahahaha..you bunch of clowns..where in the ass-backward world did you get all shit..i think you’ll go hand to hand with all this stupid fundamentalist cum delusional sick which abounds in today’s world..i’m still sane..are you.
-Karlitz

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More Evidence that His Noodliness Created the Universe

Published May 3rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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Behold! Astronomers have discovered even more evidence that His Noodliness created the Universe and blessed it with rum-swilling Pirates:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/apr/21/space-raspberries-amino-acids-astrobiology

The centre of the Galaxy also tastes of raspberries, which make an excellent dessert following a hearty meal of spaghetti, meatballs, and grog.

And there’s more! Not only did He imbue our galaxy with the divine scent of rum, but He crafted its instrument of intoxication as well!

The molecules are thought to form when chemicals that already exist on some dust grains, such as ethanol, link together to make more complex chains.

Booze in space. Can there be any evidence more convincing that His Noodliness loves us?

Ramen!

-Pastafarian Julian

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FSM spotted over Statue of Liberty

Published May 2nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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I spotted FSM over the Statue of Liberty!

- Pastafarian John

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took control over my body

Published May 1st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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The holy flying spaghetti monster took control over my body for the last 3 days with one mission: to spread the word!

If I consider the over 100 times he explained the only true religion to the lost souls, the 50 people who touched his holy noodle and convert to pastafarians and the strange but very powerful attraction of his eyes, I would say the mission was successful.

Oh, before I forget: he say hi to everyone!

Pastafarian Zala

Slovenia

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Ancient FSM worshipping in sweden

Published April 30th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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As a fairly fresh pastafarian i recently was blessed by his noodly precense when making plans for midsummer celebration.

In sweden we’ve had a pagan summer solstice celebration since at least the 13′th century, dancing around a flower covered installation.

And mark my word, i was astonished when i saw the resemblance to the holy carbohydrate-creator.

Pastafarian Re-Actor

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promised land

Published April 29th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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Finland is the promised land for followers of the FSM

-Lari

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First communion

Published April 28th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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This is the cake that we made for our son’s first communion. Yes, you read that right – first communion – it’s a long and complicated story of cultures and families. How fortunate that our son got to eat two Gods in one day, and I think we all know which one was tastier.

-Pastafarian Brian

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Mercury arc rectifier

Published April 27th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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Discovered likeness of his noodleness in a Type 80 Radar Modulator, this is a mercury arc rectifier AKA a Mekon.
-Pastafarian Kevin

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look what i found

Published April 24th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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I found *the* original drawing. It was in a box in my car, where I keep all my most important things. The Smithsonian people should put this up somewhere, am I right? How do we make that happen, internet?

*Update* They don’t want it. Here’s what they said:

The Smithsonian Institution is always happy to consider unrestricted donations of art for its collections. However, the Institution accepts only those works of art that truly fill a gap in or complement the collections and then only after careful consideration by museum curators, administrators and directors. The Institution adds to its collections only a tiny percentage of what is offered and typically does not accept unsolicited artwork.

We suggest that you try to find someplace other than the Smithsonian to showcase your drawing and/or promote the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster message.

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