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Ancient FSM worshipping in sweden

Published April 30th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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As a fairly fresh pastafarian i recently was blessed by his noodly precense when making plans for midsummer celebration.

In sweden we’ve had a pagan summer solstice celebration since at least the 13′th century, dancing around a flower covered installation.

And mark my word, i was astonished when i saw the resemblance to the holy carbohydrate-creator.

Pastafarian Re-Actor

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promised land

Published April 29th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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Finland is the promised land for followers of the FSM

-Lari

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First communion

Published April 28th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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This is the cake that we made for our son’s first communion. Yes, you read that right – first communion – it’s a long and complicated story of cultures and families. How fortunate that our son got to eat two Gods in one day, and I think we all know which one was tastier.

-Pastafarian Brian

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Mercury arc rectifier

Published April 27th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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Discovered likeness of his noodleness in a Type 80 Radar Modulator, this is a mercury arc rectifier AKA a Mekon.
-Pastafarian Kevin

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look what i found

Published April 24th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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I found *the* original drawing. It was in a box in my car, where I keep all my most important things. The Smithsonian people should put this up somewhere, am I right? How do we make that happen, internet?

*Update* They don’t want it. Here’s what they said:

The Smithsonian Institution is always happy to consider unrestricted donations of art for its collections. However, the Institution accepts only those works of art that truly fill a gap in or complement the collections and then only after careful consideration by museum curators, administrators and directors. The Institution adds to its collections only a tiny percentage of what is offered and typically does not accept unsolicited artwork.

We suggest that you try to find someplace other than the Smithsonian to showcase your drawing and/or promote the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster message.

h-a-t-e

Published April 24th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Hello…Bobby,
I am a 11 year old who accidently found your website. I can’t bellieve why you would do that. I really don’t like you. My younger brother almost found your site, I h-a-t-e you.
-Rachel

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Popcorn FSM

Published April 22nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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I have converted to Pastafarianism, after I found that the Flying spaghetti monster had honoured me with his presence and touched my popcorn with his noodly appendages!

-Pastafarian Emma
Leeds, U.K.

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hot glass sighting

Published April 18th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson
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Spotted at the International Hot Glass Invitational 2009

His Noodly Appendage can also manipulate molten glass into graven/delightful images of Himself.

-Pastafarian Brian

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ice fsm sighting

Published April 17th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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Pastafarian Larry spotted this manifestation of the FSM in Canada.

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mystery snow print

Published April 17th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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This imprint was found today on a snowy field in Orivesi, Finland. People are trying to figure out what made this kind or prints in the snow. Some are guessing it was a meteorite, others think it was just caused by melting water. But we know the truth, right?

Pastafarian anni,
Finland

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