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Noodly Birthday Cake

Published September 9th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I particularly like the eyepatch

Attached is an image of my 18th birthday party cake.  A family friend always makes the most awesome cakes, out of all the ones she has made this one takes the cake.  I had no idea it was going to be an FSM cake, and I actually had some close Christian (including creationist) friends with me.  It was extremely awkward, and extremely awesome.

-Jacob

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Japanese creature sighting

Published September 7th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

noodly appendages

Chris spotted photos of this creature on Japanator.  A fisherman found it 200M down off the coast of Japan.  I do see the resemblance to the FSM but I am wondering what He was doing down there.

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TRIO sighting

Published September 6th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

but he doesn't have pinchers

Marco spotted the FSM on Fisher Price’s TRIO Crazy Creatures box.  I see the resemblance but the pinchers make me think someone is trying to spread anti-Truths about our religion.

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Sauvignon Blanc sighting

Published September 3rd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

disguised in plain sight

I found this appearance of His Noodliness on a bottle of Chilean wine. Once again our lord blesses us with his infinite wisdom: Pasta goes great with white wine!

-Georg

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Parking structure sighting

Published September 2nd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

hurling meatball

FSM has appeared in the parking structure at my work.  He is apparently a vengeful god, as he is seen hurling one of his meatballs.

-Whistler

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Virgin Mary sighting is clearly the FSM

Published August 30th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

A church in North Carolina has been receiving a lot of attention over a "Virgin Mary" sighting.  In quotes, because it’s clearly the FSM.  Take a look: 

Mary did not have noodly appendages (so far as I know)

Here’s an article about it.  I particularly liked the quotes…

This was, to me, I feel like, an answer to prayer. I think (God) sent us a miracle.

Feel free to leave comments and set them straight.

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Bronze ring creation

Published August 26th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Heath Carter of Burnt Wood Studio in Adelaide made this beautiful bronze FSM ring:

the eyes are mesmerizing

notice the meatballs

Beautiful, and practical, I have to say.  Amazing work, Heath.

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He Boiled for your sins

Published August 25th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

never forget

Zach’s drawing, I love it.  

I want to see the FSM being drained in a Colander.  Anyone?

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Young mystic

Published August 24th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I like the plate also

My daughter, Ana (11 years old), is a real FSM mystic. Here’s one of her visions for the site.

Cheers,

Sergio

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Cupcake sighting

Published August 19th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

 I would eat His eyes

 cupcake tree

These “string monster” cupcakes were spotted on Aunt Tiffy’s Cupcakes.


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