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Here’s a balloon i made a friend for his birthday thought id take a picture and send you guz first
I found this at a store in San Francisco’s Chinatown in August.
As best as I can discern, the red colouring is due to the amount of spice used in Szechuan cooking, and his noodly appendages are not attached to his body since in Chino-Pastafarianism, they represent the "four dragons" that form the rivers of China.
Religious hate group Westboro Baptist Church had their tires slashed while protesting at the funeral of a soldier in Tulsa.
To make matters worse, as their minivan slowly hobbled away on two flat tires, with a McAlester police car following behind, the protesters were unable to find anyone in town who would repair their vehicle, according to police. –Tulsa World
More about it here.
FSM at The Vineyard restaurant in Weston, Missouri.
Enjoy, in the Name of His Noodly Lordship,
Halloween is a prime Pastafarian evangelism opportunity, the one night of the year that pirates and wenches can walk around in traditional regalia free from persecution.
Here’s a collection of Halloween Missionaries, and below that a collection of Propaganda Pumpkins. These are from the last few years. Please send me your photos from this year’s festivities and I’ll add them here.
The attached images were captured at the Columbus Museum of Art. Whether this drawing was left by a devout Pastafarian or placed by His Noodly Appendage, I do not know.
Basking in the florescent glow of the grocery store pasta aisle, the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s Noodley appendages shimmered like diamonds.