First Holiday Tree of the Season

Published December 1st, 2010 by Bobby Henderson


We have recently been touched by His noodly appendage, and we are eager to share this vision with all. Since we are vegetarian you may notice the lack of meatballs. No heresy intended.

(Could we use texturized soy protein? What is the position/decree on this?)



Beautiful tree and a glorious FSM Tree-Topper.  Everyone please send me your photos, I am happy to post them here for everyone to enjoy.


When you have 3.6 Billion adherents

Published November 27th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

When you have 3.6 Billion adherents to your faith, we can start talking about teaching your ideas in school. When you think you’re right or not the decision on whether or not to teach creationism in school should come from the majority and the fact is 82.3% of Americans are christian and therefore believe that the earth was created by God and only 11.6 are unaffiliated with a religion, of which only a fraction are atheist or agnostic. Take out the agnostics because if they’re really agnostic they won’t care what’s being taught in school, and we’re talking about a small number of really loud people that are trying to force their beliefs on the rest of the country. How messed up is that. I’m not going to force my beliefs on you. I think that’s why they did the whole separation of church and state thing, so that a certain belief system, Evolution included, would not be forced upon the population. So teach evolution, go ahead, I know for a fact that Brigham Young University and Brigham Young University Idaho, two christian schools teach evolution in their required classes, but if you’re going to teach one THEORY, and I emphasize theory not fact, then give credence to other theories that bare any social impact on our society. Like how about a theory that more than 50% of the world subscribes to? Anyway, peace be the journey, I give you credit for some funny stuff, like pirates and global warming, but don’t pretend to take nothing seriously if you actually do have very serious agenda.

All religions go through a phase of perceived fakeness. Funny you bring up BYU.  Mormonism got a lot of criticism for years because Joseph Smith used seer stones to find the location of their original scriptures and translate them from unknown languages.  Some might say that sounds like BS.  But with time and pressure it becomes a religion.  Not unlike the formation of rocks.  I am a scientist first, remember.


Bank of the FSM

Published November 27th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Bank of the FSM

Here’s a photo of my pirate friends with His Noodliness outside the Bank of the FSM. Now it’s not just the Vatican that has a safe place to keep its dough.




Local pirate loses ship

Published November 26th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson


I saw this at our local news site and thought I’d share the sad news. Perhaps a moment of silence before our global temperature increases ever so slightly?

- Kerry M.


Stained Glass

Published November 25th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

fsm stained glass

I made a faux stained glass image of the FSM.



Number one on Kiva

Published November 24th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I want to bring your attention to Team FSM on Kiva again.  I am hoping we can make another push and become the #1 religious organization on Kiva.

I’ve talked about Kiva before, but for those who don’t know, Kiva is a non-profit whose mission is to give a leg-up to the 3rd-world through micro-lending.  You, the lender, choose who you wish to lend to in chunks of $25, and in some time that money is returned to you.

The stats are impressive:

  • More than $170 Million in Loans since 2005
  • 98.99% payback rate
  • 208 Countries represented
  • Average loan size $380

I am a big fan of Kiva, so much so that for the last year I’ve asked everyone to give to Kiva instead of the Pirate boat fund.  

I’ve lived in the 3rd world.  I’m not a fan of traditional charities. To be specific, I’m not a fan of people working in the business of charity. I chose my words carefully.  I don’t like the overhead; that is, the middlemen – and I don’t like the religious overtones.  I don’t support that culture of need and dependence. 

Kiva is a different model and it is the most legitimate and genuinely positive charity that I know of and that’s why I keep bringing it up.

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Brazil VW Sighting

Published November 24th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Alexsandro spotted this FSM decal in Minas Gerais, Brazil, at a village named Conceição do Ibitipoca, during a VW Beetle fan encounter.



Published November 22nd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

They use words such as Love and Family but I hear hate and anger in their tone.  These people scare me.  I started a new category named ‘creepy’ for them. Lou Engle is an Advisor to Sarah Palin, by the way.


Cupcake Distribution

Published November 22nd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson



My daughter and I decided to make some FSM cupcakes to distribute to fellow Pastafarians in the neighborhood. We knew that His Noodly Goodness approved of our work when that night we pulled out a very unusually shaped noodle from our box of spaghetti.




Montreal Flying Spaghetti Monsters

Published November 20th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

In the fall of 2008 some biology grad students and faculty took up the beautiful game of soccer as a team way of bringing co-workers together….but what to name their team? Only the Flying Spaghetti Monsters would do! Since then the "FSM Montreal" has grown in leaps and bounds!! For some leagues popularity has been so much that FSM has put in 2 teams!! The team has members in Chemistry and Physics and now includes players from both McGill and Concordia University as well as friends not affiliated with either University!! We even have our own website: https://sites.google.com/site/fsmmontreal/

FSM Montreal has since won the CMSS Winter co-ed 7×7 soccer league, the CMSS Fall 11×11 Soccer league and were named the most social team of CMSS in 2008…this is because the league mistook the team’s paying homage to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his beer volcano by drinking at the local pub after games with trying to be social!

Here are some pictures of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters sporting their FSM Jerseys!!






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