LA Pastafarians Needed

Published February 16th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Thomas Rippe, a Master’s Candidate in Journalism at the University of Southern California is doing a piece on Pastafarians and the discriminations they face in our public places.  He’s seeking Pastafarians in the L.A. area.  You can contact him at  rippe@venganza.org


Coloring Book

Published February 15th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

FSM Coloring Book by www.PizzaByTheSlice.com:




Download the fsm coloring book here in pdf format.

You can read more about the creation of the coloring book at the PizzaByTheSlice site here.


fsm valentine’s day cards

Published February 14th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

FSM Valentine’s Day Cards by www.PizzaByTheSlice.com:




@$#% you!!!!!!

Published February 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Seriously think about this logically. How can a flying spaghetti “whatever” live or make something? If we are made in Gods image, I’m not spaghetti am I? you have probably ruined millions of people’s lives. Y is there pirates in ur religion? I am trying 2 act like u don’t have mental disabilities, but it’s very hard. This is blasphemy and u will probably burn in hell for the next eternity for ruining the lives of millions of people. I don’t know ne1 who “believes” in ur load of #$^@!like the words of others GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hollywood Flock of Dodos Screening

Published February 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Nick the Missionary from the ECU Flock of Dodos Screening has made another appearance!

Randy Olson was so pleased with my imopromptu performance at the last screening, that he flew me out to Hollywood for a screening at Graumans Egyptian theater. I had a great time, and spread the noodly word to many. I have attached a few photos from the event. Theres a couple of photos of me posing with the official dodos, a Darwin impersonator, the Director Randy Olson, and his mom and the star of the movie Muffy Moose. One is with the only celebrity I met Matt Walsh from the Upright Citizens Brigade. I also included the greatest photo of the trip! Its of FSM and a particularly buxom pirate wench we ran into. He seemed to be fond of her cleavage. I think thats what many of the strippers in heaven will look like!

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More pictures can be found at Nick’s flickr page here.

Thank you very much Nick!


FSM vs IPU youtube contest

Published February 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I just received an email from a Pastafarian named Brian who is putting on a quirky youtube contest:

I’m encouraging people to make and upload videos about a battle between the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Ideally, I would like some to point out the insanity of religions (i.e. christianity & muslims) killing each other over imaginary creations.



More details of the contest can be found here. Entries must be in by April 1st, 2007. The best video will win a can of spaghetti O’s.


The Limp Noodle documentary

Published February 11th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

A couple of weeks ago, a few of my friends and I participated in a campus movie festival (http://www.campusmoviefest.com) and created a short documentary about someone following the wise teachings of the FSM. Seeing as your work in spreading his noodly word, especially the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, directly inspired the creation of the film, we decided you might like to see it.




The video can be viewed here


Have You Been Touched – painting

Published February 9th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

John Cracknell created this FSM masterpiece

The painting is entitled “have you been touched” and comes from my later (circa thursday) Magic Realism Figurative Period. It depicts His Noodlyness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, reaching down from the sky with his invisible noodly apendages to embue his all creations with the life force. It is not possible to show all his noodliness’s creations in a canvas of this size so they are represented here by; grass, a flower, a bird and of course a man.


Religion Class

Published February 9th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I just found this article in the San Luis Obispo Tribune discussing whether or not a religion class should be allowed in school.

The Atascadero school board voted Tuesday night to reconsider a controversial resolution allowing students to attend a church class during school hours.

And then farther down …

Santa Margarita lawyer Michael Blank offered a different viewpoint. “There’s a lot of cults and sex out there that may be unattractive to this board,” he said.

He asked school board members how they would react if the “Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,” a parody religion, wanted to offer a class for students.

I’m not sure which category we fall into. Probably cults.

My view is that religion classes should be allowed in school but that they shouldn’t be taught by any member of that particular religion. Unless we’re talking about Pastafarianism, in which case the teacher should be a devout Believer, dressed in Pirate Regalia.

Here’s the link

You Atheists are so arrogant

Published February 6th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson
You Atheists are so arrogant. Don’t you ever consider that you’re wrong about this whole ‘There’s no god and 90% of the world’s population are just dumber than us.’ thing, and admit you havn’t even considered christianity to be what it is, the truth? Don’t you realize why everyone hates you? Beecuase you’re ignorant+arrogant, not a nice combo.Oh well….you’ll have your time to pay. Unfortunately it lasts an eternity and consists of a lake of fire, a guy in red with a pitchfork, and a few pineapples (Don’t act like you don’t know what they are for).

As for me, i’ll be chillin with Jesus. Have fun for the rest of your godless, pointless lives…cuz that’s the last bit of joy you’ll ever have.

-Solider of god

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