Just a reminder to Pastafarians in the MSU area, Noodlefest is taking place today.
Woahâ€¦.that is just so..soâ€¦dumb. Really, it is. I hope no one actually thinks that that graph has any purpose, or credibility. Global warming and pirates have nothing in correlation. The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earthâ€™s natural process of heating and cooling. Pirate numbers have decreased because the practice is far less accepted and is more easily restricted. I donâ€™t mean to sound rude, well actually I do. Thatâ€™s bullshit, all of it. Seriously. Iâ€™d rather you believe in no higher power, and have good morales, than worship dinner.
hmmm… what an interesting idea…. a shame i like pasta. mmm…. tasty. i like the giant balls… meatballs…. and put them in my mouth. Anyhow… how on earth can you believe such nonsense. Pasta wasn’t even around till the 1600′s, and what on earth would pirates have to do with any freakin thing of global warming?? well, i don’t want to be wrapped in my bowl of spaghetti idea’s, but go suck some balls… meatballs…
Ducttape2021 made this video tribute to Momofuku Ando, the creator of Ramen Noodles and one of the first Pastafarians:
I’m a student at the University of Ottawa, and I was walking across campus for an 8:30am class the other day. I was in a bad mood because it was early and because it’s the end of the semester and I’ve been really stressed, when I saw this. It really brightened my day because it reminded me that, wherever I go, the FSM is right there, watching out for me.
You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? COME ON!! As if making fun of Christians for believing in God wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up The Flying Spaghetti monster? Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God. This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity. So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!
A Strong Christian
FSM sighting in this very creepy Japanese video:
Credit goes to Ashleigh L for finding it.