New chart

Published May 16th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I made a newer, shinier, Temperature Vs. Pirates chart. It’s being printed in the college text “The Presence of Others“.

Tuned in to your FSM page today on a “tip” from a friend

Published May 15th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Tuned in to your FSM page today on a “tip” from a friend. Then I read through all the bullshit you could deliver…hmmm..

I have to admit it’s very clever copy, very tempting–but for a target audience I can’t imagine. Who? Middle-aged, overweight, and divorced heterophylls?

Physics major, huh? You should’ve gone into ceramics…you know…or advanced welding design, or maybe a sausage making class might help you get over it.

But you’re a good comic, for sure! It’s pure Vaudville! Burns & Allen couldn’t do it better! Saturday Night Live is no competition to your act. Wow! It’s all bullshit, of course, and everybody, I hope, knows it. But you’re quite the comedian and you’ve been able to pull it off!

Are you making any money off this? You must be…you’re no fool!!

I might be able to round up some charitable donations for you…you know, the same kind of folks who eagerly respond to telemarketers selling phone card machines

But, Bobby, Bobby, what you fail to understand, you poor fool, is that what you really need to do, for your deepest self-of-selfs is to…find yourself a new bitch, asshole!!!!

P.S. Do you have you enough information to process & respond to this…?



more art

Published May 15th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson


Sent by I-ya Pastare. I like it.


one more

Published May 15th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson



Ancient FSM art

Published May 14th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

From “Cap’n Dollarcorn; a Buccaneer:

flying-spaghetti-monster2.jpg fsm-cosmic-sphere.jpg


Jolly-fish tattoo

Published May 14th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Just received an email with the following picture:


Nice work, Shaynard.

To my knowledge, there are now about 10 Pirate-Fish tattoos worldwide, and a couple of the FSM, Himself.

I am very concerned about something

Published May 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson
I read your web site and I am very concerned about something.  I consider myself a good Christian and I have read the Bible many times (not like some of the so-called Christians people who post to your web site and just yell and say stupid things).  So I am familiar with most parts of the Bible but in no place that I have seen is there any reference to pasta or a being that resembles your flying spaghetti monster.  God created man, and man created pasta, but if it was any different than that there would be a reference in the Bible.  So I am worried that perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote.  Please feel free to write back to me and I will be glad to discuss this with you if you like.
God bless,

I was just curious

Published May 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I was just curious about why it is you think that the monster is in any way equal belief to other religions. Why exactly did you begin this religion (?), what were your thoughts? I can begin to come to my own conclusions on your thought process, but i wonder if you could exlplain it to me. This subject seems to be pretty important to you, but why would you spend so much time to take hope or beliefs away from others? Do you think that you are simply much more intelligent than the many brilliant men who have come to the conclusion that God exists, or have you simply discovered something they had no access to?

Please respond to this e-mail, this is the MOST important subject any person will ever face. I would appreciate a response.

Is this for real??

Published May 11th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson
is this for real?? i mean are u serious??

if u are this is pretty much the stupidest thing i hav ever heard in my LIFE!! it actually doesnt make any sense at all!!! liek none.. i mean i could write the most obscure lie i could and it would still be more truthful than this crap..

I would like to point out something..

Man created Pasta.. therefore how does something that man created create man.. confused much?? yer ur stupid beliefs make no sense (notice i do not say religion)

I am a Christian.. I love being a Christian.. but i am not forcing anyone around me to be a Christian..

Soething else.. there is actual HISTORICAL evidence that Jesus existed.. do u have any historical NOT scientiffic evidence that ur monster spag-bol thing exists.. I THINK NOT!!

I am a scientist.. science sometimes lies!!! i would like to see a FULL SCIENTIFFIC REPORT on how u carried out ur research published on this site.. this includes.. hypothosis, abstract, method, results and conclusion..

God Bless u lots..


gelaskins for laptops

Published May 10th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson


Today I received an unexpected package in the mail from GelaSkins, with two of their vinyl laptop skins inside. I like it. I’ve had my iPod Gela-Skinned for about 6 months now and it’s held up extremely well considering how badly I treat my things. They use a from-the-future adhesive that lets you move around the vinyl sticker until you’ve got it placed the way you like it. And when you’re sick of it, you can peel it off and it doesn’t leave any residue.

GelaSkins are super low-profile protective skins for your Apple or PC laptop computer. Advanced 3M adhesive makes them cleanly removable when you want to switch up for another design.

They have a bunch of other designs available for sale, too. You can get them here.

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