Woah….that is just so..so…dumb.

Published April 14th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Woah….that is just so..so…dumb. Really, it is. I hope no one actually thinks that that graph has any purpose, or credibility. Global warming and pirates have nothing in correlation. The reason global temperatures have increased is due to (not only just greenhouse gas, which actually do not contribute much overall) the earth’s natural process of heating and cooling. Pirate numbers have decreased because the practice is far less accepted and is more easily restricted. I don’t mean to sound rude, well actually I do. That’s bullshit, all of it. Seriously. I’d rather you believe in no higher power, and have good morales, than worship dinner.

-sean

boy, your god sure has big balls

Published April 14th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

hmmm… what an interesting idea…. a shame i like pasta. mmm…. tasty. i like the giant balls… meatballs…. and put them in my mouth. Anyhow… how on earth can you believe such nonsense. Pasta wasn’t even around till the 1600′s, and what on earth would pirates have to do with any freakin thing of global warming?? well, i don’t want to be wrapped in my bowl of spaghetti idea’s, but go suck some balls… meatballs…

Adam

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Momofuku Ando Tribute

Published April 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Ducttape2021 made this video tribute to Momofuku Ando, the creator of Ramen Noodles and one of the first Pastafarians:

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Big Island Hawaii Pastafarians

Published April 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

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Are there any Pastafarians on the Big Island of Hawaii? Specifically on the East side, Hilo/Puna region?  Email me, ok?   bobby.henderson@gmail.com

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snow fsm sighting

Published April 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I’m a student at the University of Ottawa, and I was walking across campus for an 8:30am class the other day. I was in a bad mood because it was early and because it’s the end of the semester and I’ve been really stressed, when I saw this. It really brightened my day because it reminded me that, wherever I go, the FSM is right there, watching out for me.

rAmen!

-linda

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You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh?

Published April 12th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? COME ON!! As if making fun of Christians for believing in God wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up The Flying Spaghetti monster? Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God. This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity. So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!

Sincerely,
A Strong Christian

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fsm spotted in video

Published April 12th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

FSM sighting in this very creepy Japanese video:

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Credit goes to Ashleigh L for finding it.

oh wow, you’re cool…

Published April 12th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson
to fuckface,
10 million huh…do you think you are funny? you and your religion is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard in my fucking life. im not trying to hate your beliefs, but i think it is absolute bullshit. the only thing that i found comforting about your article is that you and faggots wont be able bullshit your way through whatever it is you believe in when you are in hell.
if you got a fucking degree in college, how the fuck can you think that a flying piece of shit is a flippin’ god? i am an outraged and pissed christian who thinks that you are wasting the life god give you. i hope people will come to their senses and denounce your shitty and unbelievable beliefs. if you really need any proof at all, consider that god and jesus christ were here way before your pasta and made your pasta or whatever it is you worship. i storngly urge you to stop being dickholes and come to your senses.
from what i read on your site, your evidence is based on recordings, which your pasta can change anytime it wants, and pirates. not very convincing now, is it? how in hell did you every come up with such a dumbass idea and get your fellow gaytards to believe in something that there is absoluetly no fucking evidence of. you are fucking believing in an invisible monster and something about global warming. i assure you, it is fucking bullspit. you are in incredibily ignorant, simple-minded mierda. i am going to take pleasure in eating spagetti, which is what you believe in right. your not going to change your beliefs and try to bullshit your way through another religion other than christianity, are you?
-some guy who thinks your a fuckin’ gay faggot
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Hot Cup of Joe article

Published April 11th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Hot Cup of Joe has a good article about the recent Pastafarian Suspended From School story and Pastafarianism in general.

The obvious criticism by the religious is that the FSM is concocted and not meant to be serious, but there’s absolutely no more way to demonstrate this than there is the same criticism of Yahweh, Allah, Brahma, Elohim, Jesus, etc.

The North Buncombe school that suspended Killian maintains that it was his pirate outfit which was the reason for the suspension, since it was disruptive. The very outfit that Killian stated was important for his religion and in appropriately representing his religion. I wonder if the school would be willing to extend its disruption policy to yarmulkes and kippas?

Read it all here.

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fsm egg

Published April 11th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Anyone else see Him?

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